Andrew: “A very sketchy looking address!”
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Andrew: “And, then, later, I’m gonna suck on a hard candy. Like, get outta my face with that!”
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Andrew: “Comcast.Xfinity.pizza”
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Andrew: “Have a cow, friend!”
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Andrew: “I never… hang out in candy aisles, for whatever reason”
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Andrew: “I’m in the market for something that you might, it just occurred to me… have some expertise on… I’m in the market… for a Charleston Chew”
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Andrew: “I… promise you”
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Andrew: “Like, get outta my face with that!”
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Andrew: “Ohhh!”
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Andrew: “Phyllis!”
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Andrew: Singing “You say it’s your birthday”
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Andrew: “There’s a lot of evidence… that you and I have talked… We have talked… and talked… and talked”
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Andrew: “Wait. No. Andrew, you’re an idiot”
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Andrew: “While I’ll tell stories… about my sad sack… sad sackness growing up”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey! Who’s talking to Chris Wallace!? Hey! Who’s been talking to Chris Wallace!? Get away from Chris!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just say ‘Maestro’… Just say (Thanks, Corey) ‘Maestro’!”
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Luke: “Charles Entertainment Chew empire”
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Luke: “I couldn’t have been there; because, I was on a flight that day”
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Luke: “I love it that I didn’t even know this existed until 4 seconds ago and, now, I have a theory on it”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “Dixie”
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Luke: “Sorry… No hablo fucktardo”
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Luke: “Your wait time… is between 5… and 7 hours”
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Luke and Andrew: “Didn’t the Rangers give Roger Clemens a Hummer or something? Like… (I don’t know) he got a retirement Hummer”
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