Luke and Andrew have a sizable collection of drops that they use throughout TBTL and the following are some that have been collected or pulled from various TBTL show recordings.
Additional drops can be found in “Additional TBTL Ringtone and Songs” and in “Grab Bag of Drops“. If you would like to request a drop to be added, please fill out and submit the “Clip/Drop Requests” form.
Kroll Show: “360 spins and slam dunk pointers”
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“A cat is an angel that poops in a box”
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Archer: “A problem or a blessing?”
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Chris Elliott: “Agh, I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business!”
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Mr. Burns: “Ahoy hoy!”
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Coach Ernie Pantusso and Sam Malone: Albania
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The Worm and Sarah: “‘Allo. Did you say, ‘Hello’? No, I said ”allo,’ but that’s close enough.” (Edited)
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The Worm and Sarah: “‘Allo. Did you say, ‘Hello’? No, I said ”allo,’ but that’s close enough.” (Original)
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Jerry Springer: “And I paid her with a check”
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Sergio Dipp: “And here he is… having the time of his life!”
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Tan Lady: “And I’m sorry I’m tan. I like to be tan, it just feels good.”
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Trading Places: “…and she stepped on the ball”
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Candace: “And, I’m gonna take tea, and take a sip of it, and spit it in each and every one of your mouths. Oh, it’ll burn me; but, it’ll burn you twice. Burn me once with tea, shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everyone involved!”
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Jay Buhner: “And, tell ’em… The Bone sent ya!”
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Andrew: Andrew’s version of the “Top Story” drop (From #2468)
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Carl Wheezer: “Are you going to finish that croissant?”
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Sharon and Anders: “Are you trying to seduce me? I’m trying to se-Ders you.”
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President Obama: “As Jay would say, you, you got flow.”
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“Attention! Attention, everyone! I have an announcement to make! I am leaving this party!”
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Sean DeTore: “Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel”
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Portlandia: Bart Ska-mpson
Portlandia: Bart Ska-mpson (Edited)
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Wanderlust: Beepers and Zenith Televisions
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“Boom Boom”
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“Boy!!! Do we have problems, Newark!”
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Silicon Valley: “Bros Before Hoes”
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Adam Tuss: “Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I’m with the news, dude.”
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The Old Man Parker: “Bumpuses!!”
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Gale Timlin: “But, I’ve lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of confidence”
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“But… he’s gay, I mean he’s gay, excuse me, he’s blind.”
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Steve Harwell: “California Got Sunshine”
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Father and Daughter: “Can you say apple?”
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Carl: “Carol, hold my calls”
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Luke: “Case cloched” (From TBTL on February 12 2009 Hour 1)
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“Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”
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LeBron James: “Cleveland!!! This is for you!”
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Jimmy Fallon: “¿Cómo se dice, winning?”
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Cougar Growl
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“Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.”
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Robin Cooper: Cricket Song
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Veep: Crouch Cream
“Cuz, we’re family psychopathic, straight dirty clown love. Straight dirty clown. What! What! What!”
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DFTB (David from the Basement) Drop
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Reagan (Kid): “Did you poop?”
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Kroll Show: “Dolphinately. For sharks”
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“Done deal, done deal, done deal…”
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“Don’t miss the Sausage Fest”
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Marguerite Perrin: “Don’t stay in my house, if you are dork-sided”
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Kelly O: “Drunk people are so meta”
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Kroll Show: “Dude, give me a brark! Give us the real deal, or we’re outta here!”
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Silicon Valley: Erlich Bachman Mansplaining
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Huey Lewis: “Fans are already reporting that the vibes will be the illest, and the jams: nar ridic. [ph]“
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Fanfare/Success Trumpet
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Fanfare/Success Trumpet (Backmask)
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Masterminds: “Farted right into my butthole… like a fart transplant”
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Pitbull: “Fireball”
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“For one thing, I have no shame… before another mortal… All my shame is between myself and Christ… I never drop my eyes to another human being”
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Rick and Morty: Alien: “Game day bucket go boom”
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makayladid: “Girl, don’t do it. It’s not worth it… I’m not gonna do it, girl. I was just thinking about it. I’m not gonna do it… I did it”
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Jim Harbaugh: “Gobble, gobble, gobble turkey from jive turkey gobblers.”
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Miss Bahamas: “Goodnight Bahamas!”
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Anders: Hard “On”
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Kid: “Have you ever had a dream…”
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John Walters: “He may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships, capturing their grace and power”
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Casey Kasem: “He was a little dog named Snuggles”
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“Hello and welcome to ‘Top Story'”
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“He’s a family man, he’s a Christan. He doesn’t believe in abortion, he doesn’t believe in homosexuality.” (Short Version)
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“He’s a family man, he’s a Christan. He doesn’t believe in abortion, he doesn’t believe in homosexuality.” (Long Version)
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Buster Bluth: “Hey Hermano”
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“Hey, Kid! I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading!” (Edited)
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“Hey, Kid! I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading!” (Original)
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Dave Sims: “Hey, Lloyd! Do some… delivery, for the truck… to the airport!”
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Mike LaFontaine: “Hey! Wha’ happened?” #1
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Mike LaFontaine: “Hey! Wha’ happened?” #2
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Chris Lattanzi: “Hmm. That’s why I live in a tipi”
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Hodor: “Hodor”
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Stephanie Tanner: “How rude!”
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Britney Spears: “Huh?!?”
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Alexis Neiers: “I am petrified… petrified with this story”
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Luke: “I ain’t no ox-moron!”
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Virgania Horsen: “I bought a balloon… and it doesn’t mean I think I’m better than anybody else”
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“I cannot believe he just told that joke”
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Bart, Marge and Homer: “I feel so full of… What’s the opposite of shame? Pride? No. Not that far from shame. Less shame? Yeah”
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Brandon: I got my hater blockers on
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Larry King: “I have a half-hour to go and I’m gonna do that half hour; because, I’m a pro… That’s what pros do… I’m a professional. Look it up in the book”
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Rowdy Roddy Piper: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And, I’m all out of bubblegum.”
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Steve Martin: “I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days. To me, it seems like nine weeks and five days…”
Kid: “I like turtles.”
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I Love Hot Cheetos
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Gladys Hardy: “I love Jesus, but I drink a little.”
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Mitt Romney: “I mean, I figured he had to be in sport; but, he wasn’t in sport.”
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Joseph Maturo and Hodor: “I might have Hodor when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet”
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Joseph Maturo: “I might have tacos when I go home, I’m not quite sure yet”
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“I say, I say, what’s up dog!”
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Alaina: “I was shaking. My tummy was shaking. My head was shaking. My arms were shaking. And my legs. My feet too.”
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Jerry Springer: “I wish I hadn’t done that.”
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis: “I, usually, I don’t think my brother is that much funny. I gotta give him some credit for that one, that’s a pretty good spoof.”
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“I’d be on the bathroom pee-peeing. And, he’d be standing right there pee-pee. It was hilarious; and, we were both pee-peeing… at the same time. It’s fun!”
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Harvey Dent: “I’m a man of few words. But those words will count. And so will my actions.”
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Larry King: “I’m a professional. Look it up in the book”
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Kenneth Parcell: “I’m a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.”
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Drunk Makeup Tutorial: “I’m going to be drinking what people always drink when they’re day drinking”
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Phil Dunphy: “I’m hip. I, I surf the web. I text. LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face.”
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Annie: “I’m just feel like… I’m excited, and I feel relaxed, and I’m ready to party with the best of them! And, I’m gonna go down to the river!”
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Ralph Wiggum: “I’m learnding”
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Clerks: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
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Jackson Friedlander: “I’m so excited. I’m, like, seriously excited. I’m kinda shy, but mostly excited… and courageous”
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Jackson Friedlander: “I’m, like, seriously excited. I’m kinda shy, but mostly excited”
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Ashlee Soflyy: “If you’ve got cute hair, I’m gonna say, ‘Damn girl, you got some cute hair!'”
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Instant Gobble
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Kid: “Is this real life?”
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Stephen A. Smith: “It bothers me!”
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Fran: “It does not bother me”
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Fran: “It does not bother me. It, in fact, I kinda like it”
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“It is political correctness run amok(e)”
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Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser: “It was literally a major disaster”
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Mr. Burns: “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times”
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William Shatner: “It’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”
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DJ Paula White: “It’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so!”
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Carol Andrew Pilbasian Miller: “It’s a story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement” (From “Last Man on Earth” Season 1, Episode 2)
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Bananas: “It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham”
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“It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down Friday! Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend!”
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Joseph Maturo: “It’s immaterial”
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Kid: “It’s my birthday today” (Clip #1)
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Kid: “It’s my birthday today” (Clip #2)
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“It’s that ‘Woo Woo!'”
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Cat Massage Lady: “It’s time for cat massage!”
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Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday”
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Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday” (1 Minute Loop)
Jan and Wayne Skylar: “It’s Your Birthday” (Chopped and Screwed Version)
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“It’s your lucky day… you just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot”
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Larry David: “It’s…. prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good”
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Jake Makes the Criminals Sing
Slow Learners: Jeff asks Anne to honestly tell him why she doesn’t want to be sitting at a restaurant with him
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Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things
Bill Belichick: “Just go talk to the geniuses that are online, I know. My-face, Your-face, Instant-face, go, go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff, I don’t know.”
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Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser: K-Strass Scat
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“Kittens: Inspired by Kittens”
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Larry Woodstore doesn’t own a wood store
“Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”
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Tom Shane: “Let the fun begin”
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Tom Shane: “Let-let the fun begin” (From #2342)
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Ted Koppel: “Love it or hate it. It appears to be another irreversible step… along mankind’s journey toward God only knows what”
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Lightning Crack and Lady Yelling “Oh my God!”
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Andrew: Lips, chin, hair
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Little Red Wagon
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Phil Dunphy: “LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face.”
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Kyle Mooney: “Long bombs away”
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Pam: “Look, don’t bully me, alright? I can’t take it. I was cyber-bullied within an inch of my life last night.”
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The Price Is Right: Losing Horn (aka Sad Horns)
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Role Models: Love Take Me Down to the Streets
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Sean: “Make me a filet milong… or mil, mignon”
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“Marmaduke, no!”
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Moe: “Mmm… that’s good Yaqui!”
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Tim and Eric: Murph and Ziti
The Office: Murder, Not Mukduk
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“Nailed it!” with the clap after
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“Nailed it!” with the clap first
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Bob Wiley: “New Hampshire?!?!” (From “What About Bob?”)
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Pace Picante: “New York City!?”
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Pace Picante: “New York City!? Get a rope”
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“Nobody bothers me. Nobody bothers me either.”
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Robert Siegel: “Now we’re going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide.”
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Winnebago Man: “Now, listen. I’ve gotta give a, a clue here now. I don’t wanna any more bullshit any time during the day… from anyone. That includes me… It’s gonna be very hot… gonna be very uncomfortable for everybody”
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“Oh my God! And, the quarterback is toast!”
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Kroll Show: “Ohh! Ohh! Look at who decided to come in tardy… Now, don’t think it’s okay… to just roll in here at 100 kilometers per hour like you’re Joel Otto of the Calgary Flames”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit… Things are hard” (From TBTL #1571)
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Bruce: “Oh, and the adventure begins again!”
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Bruce: “Oh, hey, y’all said my name!”
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Ciscoe Morris: “Oh, you’re going to love the living tweedle out of this”
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Homer Simpson: “Okay, Bart. It’s time for Operation Crazy Plan.”
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“Okay, T-Bone… time for some serious crunching”
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Janet and Darek: “Okay. Goodbye… Say goodbye, Derek. Uh… Good Bob. I hope we same place again… very now… His brain is very wrong”
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Gina Linetti: “One-duhl… plus one-duhl… equals… toodles!”
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Party Horn Bad
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Party Horn Good
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Party Horn Medium
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Ringo Starr: “Peace and love. Peace and love!”
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The Jerk: Pizza in a Cup
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Jeb Bush: “Please clap”
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John Travolta: “Please welcome, the wickedly talented”
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John Travolta and Andrew: Travolta saying “Please welcome, the wickedly talented” and Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound
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Kanye West: “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!”
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Kanye West x Russell Wilson: “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop! Unlimited”
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Listener Linda: “Power out” (From #2195)
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Ira Glass: “Previous, on Serial”
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Priceless Granite
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“Rawr!”
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Ron Donald Dos and Ron Donald Don’ts
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Shop at Home: Samurai sword mishap
George Henderson and Harry: Saying goodbye to Harry
Kim Cattrall: Scatting
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Anna Graceman: Seinfeld, comedy and I don’t even know how to write
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Candace: “Shame on everybody involved!”
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The Last Man On Earth: Shawshank Redemption
Kid: Singing “We like different things and that’s okay… Cuz… we just like different things… Me and my mom like our eggs in different way and that’s okay… My mom likes them fried. I like them scrambled with cheese”
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Rick and Morty: Aliens: “Sir, the, uh, doctor’s appointment to examine the discoloration on your butthole flaps was… Too loud, Cynthia! Too loud and too specific.”
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“Slabjacking”
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SkyJinx Segment Intro
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Stewie Griffin: “So, uhh, you got, uhh, you got my money?”
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The Boondock Saints: “So, what’s the symbology there?”
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Marcel the Shell: “Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body; and, then, I say, ‘Compared to what?'”
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The Old Man Parker: “Son of bitches!! Bumpuses!!”
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William Shatner: “Spock, sabatage the system”
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“Stop the show!”
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Dave Sims: “Straight gas homie!”
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Dr. Steve Brule: “Sweet Berry Wine”
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Maria Bamford: “Sweetie, have a good show. What you do is so important”
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The Boondock Saints: Symbology vs Symbolism
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“Taargüs, Taargüs”
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Taco Bell Doin’ It Well
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Family Guy: “Tacos! Hot tacos here!”
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Family Guy: “Tacos! Hot tacos here! Ooh, are those tacos? You better believe they’re tacos! I love tacos, especially on a corn tortilla! Oh!!! I love tacos on a corn tortilla!!”
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“TBTL Bragging News”
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TBTL e-mail segment intro (from Strong Bad E-mail “dragon”)
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TBTL Intro Jingle
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TBTL Intro Jingle and Song
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Mr. Show: Television is no friend of mine
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Gary Busey: “That dog? That dog is barking? That’s not… my dog.”
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Matt Lattanzi: “That’s why I live in a teepee”
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Andrew: The original Walshelm scream (From #2964)
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Dave Sims: “There’s a drive deep right field. Say ‘goodbye’! Hey, Lloyd! Do some… delivery, for the truck… to the airport!”
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Akayla Brown and Aquasia Baker: “They just, they just think, they just think that they can just get in our Kool-Aid when they don’t even know the flavor. Ooh! That’s a good one, Akayla!”
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis: “That’s a pretty good spoof.”
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“That’s my wife!” (aka “That’s my woife!”)
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“That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.”
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Bob Edwards: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.”
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Ralph Wiggum: “That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things”
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Werner Herzog: “The enormity of, of their flat brain… the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming”
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“The More You Know” (1989)
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“The More You Know” (1990)
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“The More You Know” (Long Version)
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“The More You Know” (Short Version)
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Corky St. Clair: “Then I just hate you and your ass face!”
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Arrested Development: “There are dozens of us! Dozens!”
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“There is something about the soul of a cat”
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“There is something about the soul of a cat” (Full clip)
“They say… ‘You snooze, you lose’… We snost… and look at what we lost”
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Man: “They was trying to say I was drunk. I drank 8 beers yesterday, that was all I drank.”
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Navin R. Johnson: “Things are going to start happening to me now.”
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Andrew: “Things are hard”
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Excited Train Guy: “This is special. This is special!”
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Jay Buhner: “Trucks, trucks and more trucks!”
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The Last Man On Earth: “Truly was a Shawshank Redemption”
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Kroll Show: “Tuck in your blouse, eh. We’re not in Saskatoon anymore, Mom. People in Toronto don’t tuck in their blouses. They want to dress well here. And, I wanna fit in, you know”
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SNL: “Two bros, broin’ it up!”
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Ciscoe Morris: “Up come these just beautiful purple balls”
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Brett Ambler: “Wait a minute! Who are you?”
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President Obama: “We do not have time for this kind of silliness.”
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Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark: “We have top men working on it right now. Who? Top. Men.”
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Chris Locke: Wedding Vows
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“Well, all you have to do is study it out. Just study it out and you’ll see. You haven’t done your homework, buddy.”
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Strangers With Candy: “Well, we know you’re good at lying”
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Reno 911!: Miami: “What Up, Yo?”
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Workaholics: What Would Jay-Z Do?
Workaholics: What Would Jay-Z Do? (Rap)
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Morty: “What’s courageous about eating a hot dog?”
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Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser: “When did Shubert Dip come out?”
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“When I saw myself poop and I was just like, ‘You gotta be kidding me'”
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Nacho Libre: “When you are a man… sometimes you wear stretchy pants… in your room. It’s for fun.”
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Kimble: “Who is my daddy… and, what does he do?”
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“Why now, what are they doing and how you can steer clear of it all?”
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Princess Leia: “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!”
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Shannon Whisnant: Win Win Winning
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Steve Martin: “Wow! Wa-ha-ha-ow! Wow! All I can say is wow!”
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Cher: “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world”
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Nicolas Cage: “Yes, he does”
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Stephen Colbert and Laura Linney: Yesterday’s Coffee
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Zombie in Starburst Ad: “You are boring me to death, and I’m already dead. You are boring me back to death.”
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Gary Busey: “You are, to me, when you’re working… an innocent champion of honesty”
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Marvin Boggs: “You cannot trust the system. I told you, when you’re in the system, they switch the flip and you’re done. Man, satellites, cell phones, chips, Net, the web, the dentist…”
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Fred Armisen as Rodger Brush: “You know, you gotta eat that microphone!”
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Kid: “You want him to do you so much that you could do anything?”
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Tig Notaro: “You’re a gross person.”
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