Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Buckle up for this one, Millennials”

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Andrew: “Calm down!”

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Andrew: “Ever since we had, what we called the ‘Garbage Trubs'”

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Andrew: “I am so glad that I decided to… err on the side of kookiness”

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Andrew: “I’m clearly just proving… what a nutcase I am; which… honestly, I am a nutcase when it comes to this. So… what can I do?”

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Andrew: “It’s… giving me a shiver up my spine”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: “Rich… alkaloid content”

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Andrew: “We are so easily manipulated”

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Andrew: “We’re the imperfect hosts”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You probably miss those days, when I didn’t say much”

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Luke: “I’m a little bit less… I’m a little less reactive and a little less rage-y these days”

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Luke: “Is everything okay, Luke?”

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Luke: “Not even passive aggressive. It would be… passive aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “OK, Karen”

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Luke: Singing “Who was that guy… from the film? The guy with the hat… Oh, oh, oh, oh! It’s on the tip of my tongue… He was also in that ad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just to drag me down into the bucket with you? Yeah”

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Andrew: “Everything is a competition with me”

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Andrew: “I birthed this”

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Andrew: “I dunno why I say the F word and then I clean up the A word”

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Andrew: “I’m a little behind on my listening”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s… give Andy some time here”

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Andrew:  Saying “I don’t know exactly what optics are; but, I think these are bad ones” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “They even got the win; but, they’re making me absolutely miserable”

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Andrew: “Things got really weird on TBTL today”

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Andrew: “We’re breaking all the rules”

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Andrew: “You’re my new flex position”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke about Billy Joel’s “The Downeaster ‘Alexa'” playing before Live Wire taping started

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Luke: Getting mentioned for tweeting about Billy Joel’s “The Downeaster ‘Alexa'” playing before a Live Wire taping

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Luke: “Gross. I hate this song”

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Luke: “I don’t… I honestly have no idea what’s going on anymore”

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Luke: “I wanna be nowhere near the green room before the show”

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Luke: “I’m going… all digital today”

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Luke: “In the fog of football war, who knows what goes on”

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Luke: “No shit, daddy”

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Luke: “So, I’m up in that weird room last night, just, kind of, chilling out; but, of course, I’m also checking Twitter because… even then, I don’t want to be alone with my thoughts”

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Luke: “We need to go to a break; and, nobody cares”

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Luke: “You’re so right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I try to surround myself with papier-mâché clocks, as much as possible. Yeah. Just, as a, sort of, personal choice. It, it, it, it grounds me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look… Are we doing this? I mean… we shouldn’t… We could; but, should we?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “La la la la” and Andrew saying “Oh, God!! Somebody kill me”

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Andrew: “Grand Old Wag”

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Andrew: “You son of a gun”

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Andrew and Luke: “Right as you began talking, you just… reached across the table (Yeah) and banana grabbed it”

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Andrew and Luke: “What about this ‘Kyiv’ thing? Oh my God”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “I can’t believe you’ve been able to keep that inside this whole time”

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Luke: “I shit you not”

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Luke: “Well, I mean… I mean, she doesn’t have a penis”

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Luke: “You just don’t grab another man’s bell”

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Andrew: “Again… Seattle liberal over here”

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Andrew: “Bike lanes are bullshit”

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Andrew: “Expense your meals, Walsh”

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Andrew: “He’s on a walker!! He’s in a wheelchair!! He’s on a walker, on a wheelchair!!”

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Andrew: “How many other… Top Stories are you sitting on?!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t agree with your math on that one”

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Andrew: “I’m a goldfish… honey… Don’t forget, I don’t remember what I happened two minutes ago”

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Andrew: “Loved me a personal pan pizza”

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Andrew: “Maybe you and I can be… TikTok brothers”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no”

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Andrew: “Oh… gosh. Yeah. Absolutely”

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Andrew: “Roly-poly Andy”

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Andrew: Singing a ditty about HoneyBook to the tune of “Lollipop”

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Andrew: “Sponging it all up”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right!”

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Andrew: “This is a bonkers e-mail”

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Andrew: “Vroom-vroom!”

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Andrew: “Who are you?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. This is the worst of humanity. I’m on the record; and, I stand by it”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I do need to apologize here”

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Andrew and Luke: Both saying “No, no, no, no, no, no…”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no. Let’s start with me (I’ll allow it) wagging my finger at you and tell you to be a better… host… who gets the details right!”

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Luke: “‘Ell, no”

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Luke: “Bleep!”

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Luke: “Oh my God. What did I do?”

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Luke: “Oh, Luke. You really stepped in it”

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Luke: Saying “Sacramento” as if it was a French name

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Luke: Singing “Buy the sky and sell the sky and”

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Luke: Singing “California… here we come… We’ve been on the run. Driving in the sun, looking out for number one. California here we come”

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Luke: “Sovereign Bike Citizens?”

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Luke: “Speaking of waste of times to do dat”

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Luke: “We won’t let the Krauts win. What… Cynthia!? Who? Huh?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Almost… Ed Sheeran, but not… Ed Nearan? Oh, shit! We’re done… We’re done here. Shut it down… Wrap it up. That’s it. That’s the show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look… I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna start the show complaining about something. I feel like that’s you job; but… Ohhh, wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sonos, stop! Stop!! Stop the deep state conspiracies”

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Luke and Andrew: “What did Gordon Sondland know about Myles Garrett swinging a helmet, and when did he know it? And, why does his testimony keep changing!?”

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Andrew: “Back to Twitter; which, I know is bad place to take this”

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Andrew: “BTDub, sweet flex… Letting know, you’re going to the gym”

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Andrew: “Cotton Eye… Joe?”

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Andrew: “I wanna Smurf one of those things”

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Andrew: “I wanna Smurf one of those things” (Edited)

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Andrew: “I’m the wrong guy to take advice from on this; because, in social interactions, I… stumble and bumble around as I… as I… I, I, assume, try not to say the wrong thing, maybe, sometimes, too much”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Well, the one by my house… Never mind. I’m gonna come get my…”

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Andrew: “Not to find the dark side of every cloud”

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Andrew: “Oh… Good morning, Luke… I see what you’re trying to do here… by the way… You’re trying to build me up… Because, you tried to put me down yesterday on social media; and, then, you tried to delete it immediately… But, I got it. You think I wasn’t gonna screen cap… that cyberbullying? Let’s talk about this”

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Andrew: Singing “Shorty!”

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Andrew: “Stop! Now, you’re cyberbullying me again! Stop it, Luke. Geez! Is everybody hearing this?”

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Andrew: “They have a Scrub Mommy now”

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Andrew: “We have all kind of Scrub Daddy sponges: Scour Daddy, Eraser Daddy. There’s a Big Daddy. I’m sure you love that one”

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Andrew: “Well, let’s get to the delicious part then”

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Andrew: “What the heck?”

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Andrew: “What’s your… what’s your… Scrub Daddy… take?”

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Luke: “At some point, may I come on”

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Luke: “At some point, may I come on… Spotless to talk about the ‘Scrub Daddy’?”

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Luke: “Don’t even, don’t make it, don’t force it, Luke”

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Luke: “I will happily drag you all over Twitter. Day and night; and, twice on Sunday”

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Luke: “If I had any kind of internalized self-hate; which, we all know, I’m carrying plenty of”

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Luke: “Inadvertently, or… slightly vertently”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”

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Luke: “Sutro Sutros-Ghali”

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Luke: “There are many tweets, that I’ve left out there, that are probably regrettable, and I can’t stand by”

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Luke: “There is something about the wag… of a dog… you know”

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Luke: “Yoinked”

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Luke and Andrew: “We gotta give the people what they want. (Mmm-hmm) We gotta give people what they don’t need… (Mmm-hmm) and, that’s a full hour of content”

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Andrew: “Bing, bing, bing”

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Andrew: “But, I do have a garbage paranoia story for you”

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Andrew: “Ew!”

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Andrew: “I am not crazy… but, I am crazy. So, that’s the problem”

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Andrew: “I go out, I pray that the garbage has been picked up”

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Andrew: “I only saw the punchline and it… laid me out!”

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Andrew: “I really cranked one of them”

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Andrew: “It hurts my brain”

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Andrew: “Ohh! If i knew that, I forgot”

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Andrew: “Shut up, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Shut up, Walsh. You don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “That’s my new character… Gym Rat Andy!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, what’s in my muffin?”

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Andrew: “Very… sausage heavy”

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Andrew: “Wow. I’m sorry… That was a disaster”

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Andrew and Luke: “I had to go digging to find the original commercial; which, really lays out the thesis. And, it’s like… More, Pringles out the thesis; but, okay. It… just, yeah, Pringles out the thesis”

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Luke: “Alright; so, that happened”

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Luke: “If it ain’t brown and orange… it don’t matter”

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