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Andrew: “God bless you for making it; but, that’s not the life for me. I’m too lazy”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually consider myself a huge… Burns-head”

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Andrew: “I like to slurp ’em up with a big straw”

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Andrew: “I think ‘Dandy’ is gender-neutral”

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Andrew: “Lemme ask you a question, Luke”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t know what that is”

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Andrew: “Not using straws is fun!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, explicit!”

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Andrew: Saying “We love you Miss… Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Strapless, strawless. Whatever”

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Andrew: “The clicking is terrible; but, aside from that, I love this!”

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Andrew: “Well, what’s… the rest of the story?”

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Andrew: “Were there any girls in my class I didn’t have a crush on at some point, like… growing up?”

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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL Dandy?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, let’s say if, if you heard about the show from Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, then Peter Sagal is your TBTL Daddy… And, that means, Peter Sagal has so many… TBTL children all around this country”

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Andrew: “You know, that would… that would hit me… that would hit me where it hurts”

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Andrew: “You’re, you’re like Pontius Pilate washing your hands of this?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing along with the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright”

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Andrew and Luke: Comparing Luke taking out his earbuds while keeping his headphones on with women taking their bras off without taking off their shirts

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry. You were–you said strawless and… and strapless a million times (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL Daddy vs TBTL Dandy

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to come up with a mashup of “Hoopla” and “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!”

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Luke: “How sad is my life?”

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Luke: “I sorta like to just swoop in for the hoopla”

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Luke: “I, I dunno. Do they make… cat… sunglasses? Do they make… sunglasses for, for kittens?”

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Luke: “It’s too early for him to get a fish tan-wich… or, even, a fish sandwich”

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Luke: “Kevin and Anita! It’s a mistake!”

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Luke: “Kitty Ray-Bans”

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Luke: “Oh, shit, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “We love you Mark Harbinger” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “We love you Miss Hannigan” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “We love you Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla”

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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla” #2

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Luke: Singing “Storms are brewing in your eyes”

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Luke: “Sorry, I’m just being boring here”

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Luke: “Yeah, man… It’s mas true”

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Luke: “You good? Cool. You good? Cool. You good?”

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Luke: “You have… you have roused this rabble”

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Luke: “You’re done with that, right, nerd?”

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Luke and Andrew: “A Blursday Blowout? Oh my God!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess, my, my auto-correct is a little sexier than I (It is!) expect it to be (Oh, ‘Explicit!’)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke used another clip of Andrew saying something as part of Andrew’s introduction and Andrew doesn’t like it

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Andrew: “Alright! Bring them over. Maybe I have bigger earholes than you”

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Andrew: “And… God… darn it, if I do not lose files all the time”

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Andrew: Andrew was uncomfortable with people gutturally chanting “USA! USA! USA!” while watching a World Cup match

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Andrew: “As an, as a non-rockfish, as a human being… I actually understand this headline; which, with the Seattle Times, you cannot count on that, man… They have some headlines that are just, like… they’re like one of my sentences. They start somewhere and they end somewhere… but, what happens in-between, doesn’t really have any connective tissue”

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Andrew: “Aww!”

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Andrew: “Enough about you… let’s talk about memes (?)“

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Andrew: “For better or for worse… it is for worse; we now only have… one newspaper here in this town, and that sucks”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m getting on my media”

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Andrew: “I have to answer this one?”

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Andrew: “I mean, there are just, I’m sure, binders and binders of incidents… that somebody’s got somewhere; where, just, like, Fox News just lies, just makes shit up. And, the President lies”

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Andrew: “I’m a PC guy”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to flab up… I wanna get more flabby”

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Andrew: “It’s not a great time. I’m not super liquid right now”

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Andrew: “Mom! He’s on my side of the car!”

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Andrew: “No… I’m not doing it. I’m not doing the show today… Seriously?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I don’t even wanna talk about this”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “My, God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Memes!” as Stephen A. Smith

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Andrew: Saying “This is very ageist” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Soccer sucks”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “They call me, ‘Mr. Unlimited Worldwide'”

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Andrew: “This better be going somewhere, Counselor”

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Andrew: “This, man… Mmmh!!! This gets to me”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna think I’m bullshitting you”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a PC guy and the John Hodgman of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you and He Who Shan’t Be Named… cook this little thing up? This a Marsupial Gurgle… (Phamdemort?) situation? Phamdemort?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Stop it here… Stop the tape… We’ve heard enough… Yeah, they get it. People get it… What is wrong with us? A lot…”

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Luke: “God! This is such a long climb for a short slide. I apologize”

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Luke: “Heavens to Merga Bass!”

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Luke: “Here comes some Babyface for ya”

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Luke: “I’m tempted to dial… Babyface back up from the… from… the… the, the bowels of YouTube”

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Luke: “Instead of acquiring one dingus thing… eighteen bucks, I acquired… two sets of the dingus thing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like, that’s now how this works”

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Luke: “Phamdemort”

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Luke: Singing “I only think of you… on two occasions… that’s day… and night!”

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Luke: “The… the real beauty of this, and this is on me, is that I not only own one pair of these totally shit-storms… I own two, Andrew!! I got an air and a spare; because, that is how I roll”

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Luke: “There’s a right way to rockfish… and, a wrong way to write headlines”

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Luke: “Total shit-storms”

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Luke: “Yeah… Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t have any alcohol the night before

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” from previous show and Andrew is having none of it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Wassup!” towards the end of the show and Andrew was not amused

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. This got triple bass action? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Their’s was like ‘Merga Bass’. (Merga Bass!!) Right… Hey, Lurnk, do you want some… put up the Merga Bass?”

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Luke and Andrew: “What… the… heck!? Fire”

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A listener left a message on the TBTL voicemail line in which she sung a song about hot dogs in the manner of The Beatles’ song, “In My Life”.

Listener: Singing a song about hot dogs in the style of The Beatles

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Andrew: “Bam! You just got hosed”

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Andrew: “Boy, when I get… done with these things then it’s… then it’s Andy time!”

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Andrew: “Damnit!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Wassup!”

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Andrew: “Give it to us, Luke”

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Andrew: “I came back, I asked Genevieve if she missed me; cuz, I… you know… want people to miss me when I’m not around… She said she did; but, it was great, because she could sleep on her back for a full week… She loves sleeping on her back; but… you know, that does increase the chance of snoring”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I have that. I’ve never seen that movie”

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Andrew: “I’m not super book smart, that’s for sure… but, I’m also not street smart… So, I don’t know where I fit in”

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Andrew: “Is it also shooter’s time? What happens if it’s Andy time and shooter’s time at the same time?”

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Andrew: “It just felt so different. It felt… tons of fun; but, it didn’t feel like a, a TBTL… experience for me”

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Andrew: “It, it was like a, a, a semicolon that just blew through”

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Andrew: “Just to be clear, it was not the best statement I ever made”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Don’t forget, Luke. I hate the flag”

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Andrew: “On a scale of… Burbank Springs to… Pasture Sunny Acres retirement community… how does your home smell right now? Does it smell like a nursing facility?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Got nothing here… I got nothing here”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to be so negative all the time?”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!”

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Andrew: “You take your lumps”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew proposed that he and Luke go John and Yoko by doing the show in the same bed

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew received something like a love letter to Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew, being a good podcast host, reminded Luke that Addie was his daughter

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Andrew and Luke: Reading a listener’s love letter to Luke

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Luke: “Are you trying to lay the groundwork for not coming?”

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Luke: “By the way, I understand sarcasm”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, things just got dark there”

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Luke: “I’ve never been more honored”

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Luke: “In order to deal with my snoring; which, is currently on… as the kids say, ‘fleek’… My snoring is currently lit… My story is… my snoring is currently cowabunga, dude”

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Luke: “It’s all just, like, back braces… incontinence… and… medicines; as in… pharmaceuticals”

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Luke: “Oh, great. There’s a pile of rocks in the corner. How hard was this!?”

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Luke: Saying “He should go to school and learn how to be funny” as Donald Trump

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Luke: “That was what I learned when we did the show from Jami’s house; and, I was trying to explain my… comment about the Twitter person I was beefing with”

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Luke: “This is how my brain works”

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Luke: “Tomorrow’s show is gonna be good, everybody. Today’s show, medium. Tomorrow’s show, very strong”

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Luke and Andrew: “For years, I’ve been trying to get my voice to sound like hot water coming out of a faucet (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I almost put my nose where it didn’t belong; which, was… My cats”

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Luke and Andrew: “Offencially… Offencially? [ph] Can that be a word now? Mmm-hmm. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “My wife (My wife)” as Borat

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I know. I consider myself kind of the party… savior. That was me turning the mic down while I sneezed… I thought that was a drop out! Hah!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m trying to read as I talk. I’m gonna… put this down. I’ll just hope that I’ll get most of the details right from my memory”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I’m just chilling. I’m just chilling, Luke!”

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Andrew: “But, like, I guess I still have, kind of, like a, ‘Ugh, God! I’m going to watch… people just… treat each other like meat… that they hate.’ I’ve never hated meat that much… I don’t know why I said it that way”

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Andrew: “Hey, asshole”

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Andrew: “Hey, dude. Nice tongue… Can we have a piece of it?”

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Andrew: “How do–wait… WTF. What were you falling down on this?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even remember it until you brought it up! Oh, wait”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I was saying… I was just trying to look for segues… and, I failed”

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Andrew: “I killed a wasp today, by the way. I thought about you”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at the Internet”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re dinging me for long–wrong terminology, that’s one thing; but… (I’m not dinging you at all. You’re not being dinged!) Okay… alright (Andrew… just chill)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why I was going hard during the TBTL-a-Thon. I was like, (Yeah!) ‘Who’s gonna pay for this shit?'”

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Luke: “Boy, if you were chill now, wait ’til I say this. This may really… this may rock you out of your chill-dom”

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Luke: “Hello, my co-bro”

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Luke: “Here I am… Rock me like a Thera Cane everybody”

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Luke: “Hunh! That sounds like a hard maybe”

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Luke: “I didn’t mean to rock you out of your chill-dom… like a Thera Cane”

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Luke: “If it’s too loud, you’re too old!”

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Luke: “Like, we were just two bros… hugging it out”

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Luke: Saying “You don’t get the show!!” as Dan Le Batard

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Luke: Singing “Happy birthday to you”

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Luke: Singing a different take on “Happy birthday to you”

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Luke: “The Lusty Lady?”

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Luke: “The Lusty Lady of Liberty?”

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Luke: “This sounds anti-art of me; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “What am I doing?”

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Luke: “What do you say… he of the… he of the pink inked note… first of his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “How are you on this Friday, my friend? I’m pretty good… just chilling. I have a dentist appointment (Yeah) in a little bit. That always makes me a little nervous… (I’ve never known you to chill, at all, under in any circumstances) Well, I was trying to be light”

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Luke and Andrew: “If it’s too hard, they’re too young; I think is what they say (Is that an expression?)”

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Andrew: “Ah, get over it. It’s the Fourth of July”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m editing the dead fly out of this picture you sent me, if that’s okay. I’m gonna blur it… It’s very graphic”

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Andrew: “Chop busty”

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Andrew: “Don’t weaponize your drops, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa! I got away with it”

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Andrew: “I can eat a hot dog pretty quickly; but, that’s just out of… gluttony and enjoyment”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… be too serious here… or take away the fun”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big, walking… bag of insecurities today, Luke. I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “It’s our nation’s Blursday”

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Andrew: “‘Murica, fuck yeah!”

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Andrew: “Nope… Can’t do it”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, that’s go gross!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Tell me about this”

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Andrew: Singing “You’re not the”, clears his throat and says “I’ll stop it there”

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Andrew: “Viva la Black Cats”

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Andrew: “Why am I… going into insulting accents?”

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Andrew: “You can dress just like us! That’s not weird”

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Andrew and Luke: “Know what I mean? Notice me, Senpai (I ‘unno. I ‘unno)”

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Andrew and Luke: “We can’t… First of all, is this the very first time that… the show, we’ve… actually killed one of God’s creatures on the show? Do you consider a fly God’s creature? I didn’t say it was a just God”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are you doing on my turf!? There’s a line for everything all of a sudden! Everything’s crowded! Right”

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Luke: “And, so, I whapped him”

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Luke: “And, to my… horror”

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Luke: “At some point… during the show… you’re just gonna… hear me, like… yelp with joy… because, I’ve just… dispatched the fly”

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Luke: “Can we be more… coastal elite snowflakes?”

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Luke: “Get a grip, Burbank”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I’m trying to take it back to politics… no good reason for that”

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Luke: “I just gonna [sic] tell you right out of the gate… this is gonna be a weird… episode of the show”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let’s pay the iron and wine price”

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Luke: “Life’s a party. Rock your body, everybody!”

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Luke: “Maybe, I’m just crazy”

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Luke: “Not only… have I stopped the ravages of time… I’m getting stronger!”

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Luke: “Not to brag… but, I am officially… old”

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Luke: “Pretty fly for some fly guts”

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Luke: “Show’s over, guys!!!”

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Luke: “Sorry about the allergies, everyone. They back”

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Luke: Swatting a fly and saying “Okay, now… You guys! Oh my God, I gotta… By the way, today’s my Blursday”

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Luke: “The iron price is not… currently accepting Titcoin… is what I think the takeaway is”

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Luke: “There is a fly buzzing around… here inside the… Burbank Springs Broadcast Center… and, it is making me… crazy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, we have our show pic… Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the part where two white guys in their 40s break down Cardi B lyrics (Yeah. Here we go)”

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