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Andrew: “Actually, this might be totally inaprops”

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Andrew: “And, I’m still talking about my two Twitter accounts”

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Andrew: “And, that’s… that’s ridiculous. I mean… the bolts, the bolts flew off the machine on, on that. But…”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “I love doing that stuff”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Linh, the Phamily Man, Pham?”

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Andrew: “Oh… Jesus!”

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Andrew: Saying “Color me intrigued!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You’re not a weenie!” really fast

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Andrew: “Some of these cheeky bastards”

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Andrew: “Sorry”

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Andrew: Stumbled over the word “follower”

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Andrew: “We’re burning up!!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get too high on my own supply here”

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Andrew: “What about: TBTL: Catch the Pathos?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well, I hate the sound of my voice talking too fast”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you being serious!? I’m… so not being serious”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, they’re all around that area though, right? Cuz, I was looking at, at… At the Stick District of Chicago?”

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Andrew and Luke: Making a spoof on The Fugees’ “Killing Me Softly”

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Listener: “Aw, Andrew, this is awful! And… no… you’re not a weenie”

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Luke: “And, good luck to… Click. I’m out!”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh… you’re not a weenie, you magnificent bastard”

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Luke: “Because, tattoos are forever”

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Luke: “But, when you’re right, you’re right”

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Luke: “Can I just, quickly… tell you about… it’s not a great story, but”

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Luke: “Catch the pathos!”

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Luke: “Checking out!”

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Luke: Doot-dooing a song

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Luke: “I don’t know if it’s worth fixing the radio on Ed Asner… at this point”

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Luke: “I think part of why I’m feeling so good is because… I defied… my wife’s direct orders (That’s my woife)”

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Luke: “Maybe, that is actually… a purer expression of who I am”

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Luke: “Mom! Mom! Mom”

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Luke: “Neighbor-on-neighbor… dumbassery”

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Luke: “Okay, Ru-dog… time for some serious podding”

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Luke: “Peace and love… to the… our professional wrestling fans in the audience”

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Luke: “Too loud… and too voice boosted”

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Luke: “Welcome to the FlatTop Grill, Draw Something experience”

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Luke: “Well, shit!”

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Luke: “You know, it’s like the old saying: Starve a fever, jog a cold (Huh!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you Internetted before? Not… not well. I guess”

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Luke and Andrew: “It seems methy to me. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe it’s a butt covering… which, is not to be confused with butt-chugging; which, I would (Mmm-hmm) never do (No, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ll finally get your chance to chop and screw the show. Oh, I’ve been screwing the show for a long time… since 2012 (Beautiful)”

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Andrew: “Hi, daddy!”

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Andrew: “I try to use my Draw Somethings… to speak to the human condition”

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Andrew: “I’m a helluva guy… check me out at WalshDraws”

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Andrew: “I’m Batman, by the way”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “M-m-m-moment”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “My whataboutism has an ankle”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! How many listeners do you think we lost with that joke alone?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, I hate you so much”

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Andrew: Saying “E-mails” and “V-mails” over Kim Cattrall scatting

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Andrew: Singing “It… blew me away”

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Andrew: “That is the most exercise I’ve had in weeks”

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Andrew: “The Tom’s of Maine of drops”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew edited out Luke’s sniffles from Monday’s show

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Umm… Wow!”

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Luke: E-mails, V-mails and V-vails

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Luke: Having trouble saying “collector’s”

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Luke: “Hello, my son”

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Luke: “I’m gonna cocoon it up”

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Luke: “What planet am I on?”

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Luke: “Yeah, you sound like a pig over there!”

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Luke: “You are not going to Judy Garland me”

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Luke: “You better… you better keep your nose clean in Pottstown; cuz, I got people out there”

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Luke: “You know, welcome to the Internet”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can’t remember your dingus password? I can’t remember my dingus password”

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Luke and Andrew: “In this case, I’m gonna, I’m the daddy… so I’m gonna say ‘hit’ (‘kay)”

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Luke and Andrew: Making things weird at the top of the show with Luke calling Andrew his son and Andrew calling Luke his daddy

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Andrew: “Be honest with me”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t feel like I was being a drunk fool”

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Andrew: “I know you’re trying to put on a brave face here”

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Andrew: “I mean, you’re talking about a generational thing here too; and, like, where do you draw those lines? And… not where do you draw those lines? I, my mouth said something that… my brain didn’t give it authorization to say”

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Andrew: “I’m back home in Seattle… I was in Seattle when you first went on this multi-legged voyage of yours… and then, I met you in Chicago; now, I’m back home… and you are, once again, in a different city. You haven’t seen your home in… is it a week and a half at this point?”

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Andrew: Making Mr. Tough Guy sounds

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Andrew: Making thinking sounds

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Andrew: “Oh, my!”

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Andrew: “Out! Now!”

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Andrew: Saying “What the fuck!?” in an offended manner

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Andrew: Singing “These are the Brendans that we know”

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Andrew: Talking like the waiter from the restaurant Luke and Andrew went to in Chicago

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Andrew: “That’s not exactly what happened there”

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Andrew: “The woman in question”

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Andrew: “This does not happen to me!”

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Andrew: “Where, where’s your brain, and heart… and nose?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just wanna grab you by the lapels and say, ‘Never go to the bathroom again!’ Like, ‘This was for you! This was for you!!’ (I know!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Mr. Tough Guy and Mr. No Big Deal

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Andrew and Luke: “These are the Brendans that we know. It’s a song from the 30s. Okay.”

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Luke: “And, I was… as you would say, Andrew… ripshit”

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Luke: “Ask somebody who was in the room. I know Linh Pham was there; so, ask Linh”

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Luke: “For the record, I only went number one”

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Luke: “From one low trigger point person to another: game recognize game”

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Luke: “Hold back the gates of… phlegmy hell”

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Luke: “I was still legit doing yoga with, like, goats… all up in my Kool-Aid”

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Luke: “It’s releasing the gates of phlegmy hell”

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Luke: “Oh, boy”

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Luke: “Peace and love, millennials”

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Luke: Saying “No way!” as Steve Brule

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Sweet, sweet, naive Hans”

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Luke: “That was an example of me buying the ticket; and then, having to take the ride”

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Luke: “That was just a… wonderful… beautiful comeuppance. I love your comeuppance. To me… your comeuppance is a beautiful story”

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Luke: “This is the blind leading the… slightly blinder”

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Luke: “What the fuck?”

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Luke: “You would never get away with that at Skylark!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Broads! I’m talking about broads! I’m just like… (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am a night-time sniffling, sneezing, (Oh, yeah) stuffy-head, fever… achy… so you can’t rest medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not… a mom with a young kid. I’m not even a mom on the ‘net… (Hmm) I’m not even a… technogeek with spreadshee. I’m just a… I’m just a podcast host with a cold, standing in front of you, telling you that I love you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… What? Keep going, but stop. Keep going, but stop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The woman in question. The woman in question”

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Listener Joel left a voicemail message that included a song about Luke’s adventure with Morton Williams in New York Jersey and “Italian wine product”.

Listener Joel: Singing a song about Luke getting wine product at Morton Williams in New York Jersey

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Andrew: “But, how was I so stupid for so long”

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Andrew: “Dinger”

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Andrew: “Dinger” #2

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Andrew: “Dinger” #3

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Andrew: “Do ya love me now, Mommy, that all the purples are together!?”

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Andrew: “Five and a half years of doing this show… How have we never come up with ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’? That is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It also is focused on me, which I like.”

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Andrew: “How is it that I’m always in a situation where I have to be the one talking all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m a shy person, why is my tongue hurt from talking too much all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m in a, if I’m expecting a call from somebody, I gotta make sure that I turn the dinger up on this thing; but, then, if I have the dinger up and I’m recording TBTL, and the dinger goes off, that’s distracting and the buzzing is distracting.”

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Andrew: “Just me playing one of my… now infamous or, let’s say, celebrated… tongue diaries”

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Andrew: Making a sound in the background

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Andrew: “Oh, we got, we got to the hot talk, baby!”

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Andrew: “Shut up!”

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Andrew: Singing “Taking care of business… every day”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up! I’ll take it”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew and Luke: Conjugating “vagal” as if it were a verb

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Andrew and Luke: “I laugh a lot, I love a lot, (Mmm-hmm) and I leak a lot. Yeah… lives, laugh, leak”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this our skyjinks story?! Yes!”

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Luke: “By the way, I blame… this a little bit on you”

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Luke: “First they came… for the other team’s players, and I said nothing. Then Thursday Night Football came for… eighty percent for the Seattle Seahawks… and there was nowhere there, there’s no one there to defend me”

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Luke: “How is your tongue feeling, my friend?”

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Luke: “I didn’t have to go find the lice, the lice found me, Andrew. But, that’s just, you know… that’s the, that’s the world I grew up in”

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Luke: “I feel like a modern day Studs Terkel up here”

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Luke: “I weep for the longest running co-host of your life, Genevieve”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Pleep–people… sheeple… pleeple”

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Luke: “This is turning into ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’… and, I knew it… I knew it was gonna happen when you said you didn’t answer your phone. I… I knew I was gonna… This is on me”

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Luke: “What is nobler… to maketh plans and cancel them; or, to have never made plans at all?”

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Luke: “You will never let me forget that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just wanna to… kinda get a few… of these things kind of buttoned up before we, before we go outward facing with this date. Long-haired business dater. Another one! Shut up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!? Get a councilwoman”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Take… this broken tongue”

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