Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Gimlet Media presents: Lockjaw… The Andrew Walsh Story!”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s touching my wrist again, guys. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “If my fantasy team wins the fantasy league this year… I’m taking to the fantasy streets and I’m gonna burn me a fantasy couch”

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Andrew: “It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Program Director. Does this look pussy to you?”

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Andrew: “Listen, Nate Tobey!”

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Andrew: “No one hits the high notes like The Tongue”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you do this?” and making a fart sound

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Andrew: “The big, open sore on my tongue is hitting my teeth!”

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Andrew: “When I say three times in a row, ‘I can’t remember. I can’t remember. I can’t remember…’ That’s when you reach over and gently touch my wrist”

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Andrew: “You are my, my juice guru”

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Andrew: “You can’t OD on ibuprofen, right?”

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Andrew: “Your fantasy team is like your dreams; nobody wants to hear you talk about it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal with me… and… I’ve been waiting… for a good six years to have, to finally hear the answer to this question. I have the best tongue in radio. Ohh!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I consider myself the Kayne of Chicago. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “I downloaded Duolingo and have been practicing my Pandora; so… this holiday, I speak Pandora as well (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s wrong with your tongue? A lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is your face turning pink and green? All the ibuprofen I took”

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Luke: “‘Are you coming to Third Coast?’ He says, ‘Your old hairline is here'”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “How about gravy and vodka?”

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Luke: “I think you were a little wigged out”

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Luke: “I’m bored of my story”

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Luke: “It puts the lotion in the shopping basket!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Look at all these hipsters!”

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Luke: “Look… the robo–the robot… the robot did me dirty on the draft”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, that’s a-spicy spin–skin graft!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “I… had the Times of our lives”

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Luke: “The longest running skimble-skamble… on the show”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when phones ring”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love… the way you look… on tomorrow’s show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I know you’re a ‘Live Wires’ fan. Live Wire, yeah. (Live Wire) Yeah. But, the song.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Touching haptics… (We were…) and making a living!”

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Andrew: “Boy, this is really bad. So, can we cut this, can we just cut this whole thing out?”

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Andrew: “Do you think that this podcast is now the… number one scat related… scat, musical scat, related podcast?”

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Andrew: “Ehh… I mean… Ehh”

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Andrew: “Get outta my head”

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Andrew: “God, I wish I hadn’t said that either. Lot of stuff to cut out today.”

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Andrew: “Good, it’s a happy ending. Sorry you don’t miss Seattle. I still think it’s a good city; but… whatever”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where to end my sentences; and, I’m scared of awkward pauses”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna know what’s going on in there!”

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Andrew: “I know for a fact there are listeners… who are just straight up angry… that I’ve, that I’ve… let this disease spread into TBTL. So, you’re welcome.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have to give the show some laughing gas”

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Andrew: “If you’re going through all the trouble of going through and counting your characters, you’ve already lost. Sorry Chrissy. Sorry Luke. Sorry John Mayer.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Podcast-a-gram”

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Andrew: Pronunciation of the word “routes”

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Andrew: Saying “You see what I have to work with” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Skittle-skattle”

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Andrew: Sweet squeaks of an infant marsupial

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Andrew: “Too Skimble To Skamble”

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Andrew and Luke: Beware of those that want to play a game where they numb half your face, hold your tongue and tickle it

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Luke: “Because, I have… two beds, and there’s one Burbank”

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Luke: “Do not come near this eyeball with that laser, please”

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Luke: “I… I did do something, Andrew, that would really… you would not be a fan of”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be a real skimble-skamble”

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Luke: “My wife, God love her”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew. Come on, dude”

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Luke: Saying “Give ’em the funny gas” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s… tongue stabbing time!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh… Andy, Andy, Andy, it’s… possibly the only usable content we’ve had this hour. Shush-shush-shush-shuh-shuh-shuh-shuh…”

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Luke: “That was a trap; and, you fell into it”

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Luke: “This is not a hot take. This is not even a lukewarm take”

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Luke: “Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter”

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Luke: “We cover… scat singing, we cover scat, we cover guano”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you trying to sedate me? I’m trying to se-Ders you”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke shushing Andrew and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s fire tweets originate from his belly

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Luke and Andrew: Not all John Legends sound alike and are not John Mayers

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, let’s really take this to interesting town. (Oh my God. What did I do?) Rest your tongue up, Andrew; because, it’s about to get interesting… and, I’m gonna need you in a minute”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rest your tongue. Rest your sweet, pretty tongue. Oh, eew, oh, gah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Skimble… Skamble… Skimble”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you for making this our job, even on days… when ever word is agony for Andrew… And, that’s just your words. Hey-oh! Oh, good stuff. Really good stuff.”

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Clips from the No Point Conversion portion of the show will be pulled and posted at a later time.

Several listeners sung their take of the K-Strass Yo-yo Scat on the TBTL voicemail line and some of them were played at the very beginning of the show.

Listeners: Leaving yo-yo scatting songs on the TBTL voicemail line

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Andrew: “Click. Click. Click. Click.”

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Andrew: Dejected “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Feel the dark side, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I dunno… who, or how… or what… or where… or why”

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Andrew: “I gotta tell you man… Why do I go back here?”

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Andrew: “I had nothing to do with that”

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Andrew: “I should not say this… because… maybe it’s cruel. I don’t think it’s cruel”

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Andrew: “Mmm… Howdy, howdy, Mr. Rowdy”

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Andrew: “Not to sound like a true PC warrior here”

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Andrew: “People are bringing it”

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Andrew: “Putting aside all of this political correctness… run amoke talk”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: “The Ol’ Crying Tree”

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Andrew: “Whoa! How did we end up there?”

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Andrew: “You’re booging me… Do you mean to boog me?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew expecting some angry e-mails on messing up a Star Wars quote and Luke thinks that I will sharpshoot them

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, the coffee’s getting to me… Oh, great… is Coffee Andrew here, now? Cof–Hey… the Coffee Andrew monster’s here”

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Luke: “Bringing you episode two-thousand, four-hundred and eighty… three, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “By the way, did you see how I made this about travel? So… Burbank, one… listeners and Walsh, zero. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “Holly trees are nasty”

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Luke: “I am your host, coming to you… from the southern tip… of Central Park… in New York Jersey (New York City!?)”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to New York-splain”

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Luke: “Loosey… goosey”

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Luke: “Political correctness run amoke”

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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, watch out for coffee monsters. And, watch out for Andrew the coffee monster”

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Luke and Andrew: Anticipating what my reaction would be to Luke saying the incorrect show number at the top of the show

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Andrew: “And, that ties us all together!”

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Andrew: Andrew has issues with stickers

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Andrew: “Could you put this in a form a question, please?”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Deep breath… more shit talk”

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Andrew: “Don’t knock Brock”

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Andrew: “It’s just a thing you do now; like me, calling people bozo”

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Andrew: “It’s paid puttering and it’s anti-sticker!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Singing something

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Andrew: “Thank you… Maggie… ‘Middle Shelf’ Willsie for your generous donation. I apologize for your new nickname”

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Andrew: “Trump defeats Kayne… that’s pretty cool”

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Andrew: “Wait, this is a fact?”

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Andrew: “You’re just… but, you feel like you’re just messing with fate here. You’re making me nervous!”

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Andrew: “You’re like a Gonzo journalist; and, I’m like a Fozzie the Bear journalist”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew isn’t worried about Luke’s trip going wrong, but rather hearing the stories of it going wrong

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “You know”

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Andrew and Luke: “However, I wanted to take my microphone, or somebody’s microphone… and hit the people who were asking questions. Because, they’re not questions, they are these long… self… serving… diatribes. That doesn’t sound like white people!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ll get back in your car and head up north… to… snowy… where do you live again? Bellingham. Bellingham. How did I blank out on your… Hey, Rudy, can you co-host the show? Andrew’s… having aphasia. That is hurtful.”

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Luke: “Alt… dot… dudda, dot, dudda”

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Luke: “Are you fucking kidding me!?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, shit”

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Luke: “Happy Friday, other buckets”

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Luke: “Look for the TBTL Turktacular coming your way!”

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Luke: “New York Jersey!? Get a seat!”

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Luke: “Peace and love, peace and love”

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Luke: “Rudy, did you say… pa-pow?”

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Luke: “Shit be cray out there”

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Kustomer-Kare”

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Luke: Singing “I know what you’re doing, baby. I know why you called my number”

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Luke: Singing a funny ditty

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Luke: Singing a funny ditty #2

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Luke: “Take a moment to consider the deep irony of what you just said”

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Luke: “This has just gone… from, from sporty… to sportier… to esoteric; but…”

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Luke: “This is bullshit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, things you’d have in your storage room or whatever. But, nothing to contain your rage. Shit’s getting… deep on this Friday!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, I hang up a little sign that says, ‘Gone Fishin”. I, I hang it on my chest and I go to sleep. I hang it on my brain”

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