Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “A kid who walks into a room and is like, ‘Hey, this is for me [booping]. Look at me, I’m, I’m Mancow [dooting]. I’m Bubba the Love Sponge. I’m a DJ!'”

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Luke: “Boom.”

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Luke: “Could somebody please just make a drawing of that, of Andrew in the yard, by himself, with a milkshake, throwing a tennis ball off the wall.”

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Luke: “Dude, bro.”

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Luke: “Easy.”

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Luke: “Easy peasy.”

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Luke: “Easy peasy. Easy, breezy, Cover Girl. Light rail, mah dude, from the U district. Boom. Safeco Field stop, ya good.”

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Luke: “Easy, breezy, Cover Girl.”

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Luke: “I don’t know what is going on with Pod-dog today”

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Luke: “I love your trench. To me, your trench is a beautiful trench.”

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Luke: “It can’t all be okay.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me just push every single button!”

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dude!”

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Luke: “Meh! Push this button. Farts! Am I on the radio? Farts. I wanna be on TV!”

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Luke: “Michael, he’s a real bamboosario.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “No, thank you!”

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Luke: Playing with his squirrel call

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Luke: “Properly improper”

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Luke: Singing “Any other way” in an exaggerated accent

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Luke: “So, it’s just me and the Rude-dude.”

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Luke: “The macchiato of… meh.”

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Luke: “Ya good.”

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Luke: “You are helping! Thank you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew Deficit Disorder? I have Andrew Deficit Disorder.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do your duck dance. I don’t wanna! Do you duck dance. It was a duck dance of one, is what it was.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get some steps in, bro! Maybe stop every now and then do some push-ups!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “If your tradition is to sit quietly at the table, a long table, across from your spouse, listening to TBTL, while eating in silence. If that’s what you do… Sipping on your milkshakes. That’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s milkshakes brings the boys to the yard

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Andrew: “A kid went in and boop-boop-boop some buttons.”

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Andrew: “And then I said, ‘No, I’m not gonna say that,’ and then I felt like I let you and everybody down. So, there. That’s what happens when I stop myself from saying something, that’s the kind of crap that’s going through my head. Now you guys now know.”

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Andrew: “Bolton of Bamboo?!? That’s, that’s ridiculous. It makes no sense!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m describing it as a once-in-a-lifetime; because, that’s how I live my life.”

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Andrew: “Feel my glutes!!! Hey man, hey bro! Feel my glutes.”

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Andrew: “Huh-hoooo!!!”

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Andrew: “I watch TV in a pretty rude way, if anyone else is around.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna learn how to say words.”

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Andrew: “I’m just, I’m just not feeling handsome, and I’m worrying about it.”

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Andrew: “Is he the Bastard of Bamboo?”

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Andrew: “Is there any chance that she’s bamboozling you? Huh-hoooo!!!”

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Andrew: “Keep your God damn hands in your pocket! Yeah.”

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Andrew: Laughing to Luke playing the “Exciting Celebrate Music” drop

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Andrew: “Let’s do this show!!!”

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Andrew: Mumbling “M___erf___er”

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Andrew: “Nope. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “That was a good power out, my friend.”

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Andrew: “That’s a good question. Umm, I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “That’s going way too far for, for even liberal ol’ Andy over here.”

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Andrew: “There (are) bad spoofs up there. There’s a lot of bad spoofs.”

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Andrew: “Well, because I’m a rule follower, this won’t surprise you at all.”

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Andrew: “What is it about Fridays!?!”

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Andrew: “Wow, you’re, you’re easy.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Never” and Luke laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m on a seaplane diet. You see planes and you eat ’em? Yes, and I, I have indigestion.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that what a latte is? There’s, there’s a lat-te going on!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing the “Chicken Dance” Song

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TBTL Ten Bill submitted a remix of the “Top Story” drop in which he included Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound during the musical portion of the drop. Since there weren’t two clean plays of the remix on the show, I had to use the clean version of the music and Gurgles from the second time it was played and grafted in a clean version of “Hello and Welcome to Top Story” from the clip archives.

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Luke: “All he hears is, ‘Diarrhea, Cha-cha-cha'”

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Luke: “All of my devices, I’d set it up this way but I forgot, they’re all, like, talking shit about me behind my back right now.”

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Luke: “And she texted me back, ‘Okay, I got a couple of hoes with me and we’re on the way.'”

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Luke: “Boner, Boehner, or Jackass, I don’t care.”

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Luke: “Can you build your beef castle in one minute a day of strenuous exercise?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Does your dog hate it when you try to hug it?”

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Luke: “Don’t cheat on Beyoncé!”

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Luke: “Get. Me. Outta here.”

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Luke: “I assume so.”

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Luke: “I consider him really the prime rib of podcasting”

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Luke: “I have been embarking on a Sisyphean project today.”

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Luke: “I some… I somehow agitated the beehive”

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Luke: “I was just knee-deep in the hoopla.”

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Luke: “I went back and listened to the whole fucking record today.”

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Luke: “I’m a monster!!!”

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Luke: “Is this Pod-dog?”

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Luke: “It’s really the… the, you know, it’s the, it’s the… sort of, you know, the steam that drives the steam engine of childhood.”

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Luke: Making a buzzer sound

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Luke: “My dogs loved being hugged.”

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Luke: “No one is ever going to accuse this show of being overly scripted, or overly planned in any way.”

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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes.”

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Luke: “Not only was I looking just absolutely preposterous with a poorly behaved 65 pound yellow Lab”

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Luke: “Really? Really???!!!?”

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Luke: “Right behind me (Perro) is Pod-dog”

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Luke: “That is bananas!”

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Luke: “Well, I mean, almost dead is still slightly alive.”

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Luke: “Well, our top story today Andrew, I, once again, find myself on the wrong side of the listeners.”

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Luke: “What, what about ‘Lucifer’s Taint’, or what ever John Boehner called Ted Cruz.”

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Luke: “WTF, my friend. Why the face.”

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Luke: “Yeah. Good stuff.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ah, that’s TMI my friend. Nah, TMI BMI!”

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Andrew: “Aaaaagggghhhh!”

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Andrew: “And all they had was a spoon.”

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Andrew: “And I’m totally interrupting you for this ridiculousness, this total silliness.”

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Andrew: “But, I had to really go to the bathroom, like number twosies.”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you a quick little… Oh… No. I don’t want to get off track.”

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Andrew: “Fragilé”

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Andrew: “God!”

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Andrew: “God! I would make, I would make a deal with the devil for that.”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s saying ‘to blathe'”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee! Sorry everybody.”

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Andrew: “I love digging so much!”

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Andrew: “I mean, if anybody can ever be the first person to poop in a mall, on any given day, I seriously recommend it. I felt like a king.”

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Andrew: “I regret ninety to ninety-five percent of everything I say on this show.”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Like yeah, that sounds impressive; except, if you saw me with my shirt off, you’d be like ‘What’s the point, dude?'”

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Andrew: “Man, if you lived in Seattle, I would be there, like, yesterdoodle.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm.”

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Andrew: “My favorite brain space.”

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Andrew: Screaming

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Andrew: “Someone’s in love!”

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Andrew: “There are so many diarrhea songs.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you have your squirrel call, which makes the show unlistenable as well. But, I… What are you talking about?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke somewhat personal questions about Carey

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to hear the Marsupial Gurgle Top Story sound again? Or, should I apologize to the listeners for that? That’s the question.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s quite a meaty intro! (Yes) Get it? (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not turtling! (Right?) I’m not turtling enough!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a, it’s a whole Pixar movie. It is a Pixar movie in the making! Exactly.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Who was the… Aaaaagggghhhh! (I don’t remember) Never mind, why do I always do that? I always say, ‘Hey Luke, what was that thing from that movie that neither of us remember?'”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “It’s one thing when you’re wrong, but when you kind of are like, kind of like, Andrewsplaining something; and then, you’re just like totally… Like, I didn’t need to bring up what album it was on, you know what I mean?”

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Andrew: “Just let us, just give us a little taste… Let us look at it for a second!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, yeah! It never comes back!”

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Andrew: “Let me just tell ya… There’s a reason I don’t do this kind of thing.”

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Andrew: “Maybe this is like an art film that I don’t get!”

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Andrew: “Oh God, I’m really feeling some feelings here.”

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Andrew: “Right!?!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s the joke” in a funny accent

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Andrew: Saying: “USA: Up All Night” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: “So he knows his shit”

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Andrew: “That’s just a little BG on me.”

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Andrew: “You… you promised me some Travolting jokes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Franken-mountain’s Monster. Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could’ve been an abortion and could’va been ‘Look Who Could’ve Been Talking’. Oh, wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Warning: Once you hit play on this, you only have it for 24 hours. I’m like, that will be plenty XBOX, thank you. Umm, but then it gives me… Tha’ill do pig, tha’ill do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were supposed to save me from myself, Luke. (Well)”

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Luke: Alex Falcone’s Private Reserve or Private Stash

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Luke: “Andrew, I don’t want to brag”

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Luke: “I am not completely sure, ladies and gentlemen.”

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Luke: “I think we can only describe it as the wind song that is the voice of Roseanne Barr.”

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Luke: “I’m doing an IMDB deep-dive that is going to… rock your world.”

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Luke: “I’ve still got chicken fries on the brain, by the way.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Look Who’s Talking Point”

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Luke: “Look, Travolta’s gonna Travolt.”

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Luke: “Not to get too on the real”

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Luke: “Oh, wow!”

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Luke: “Oobraccio. Oobriacco. Whatever.”

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Luke: “Ooh baby, ooh baby”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, he’s got these eggs over here!” as John Travolta

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Luke: Saying “Very nice job! You’re doing… very good! You’re going up and you’re going down, and then we’re going all over the place!” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: Saying something like “Shut the glass” with an odd accent

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Luke: “She’s like Patient Zero with this bullshit concept!”

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Luke: “That was actually not an actual clip of Look Who’s Talking Too. Would that Look Who’s Talking Too were that good.”

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Luke: “The forgette has become the forgettor!”

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Luke: “This movie could be called, ‘Look Who’s Shoehorning’; because, there is so much stuff that is, just like, shoehorned into this film.”

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Luke: “This would explain why Walsh is no fan.”

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Luke: “We’re accountants, this is what we do!”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna leave any, you know, any gold in them thar hills.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew is not a read all the way to the bottom of a show sheet kind of guy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you ask either of them, ‘How’s your podcast?’ I said, ‘How’s your Look Who’s Talking franchise?’ is what I said. How’s your pod-crawl!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Hey, look at that flying. It’s only a jet.’ It’s not bad, I didn’t know you did a Bill Clinton. You son of a bitch.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Luke Who’s Talking To Andrew’? …Okay, how do I spell ‘To’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just the beginning of Look Who’s Talking Too, the scene where the egg is implanted by the sperm. Oh, you mean the rape scene. The cellular rape scene.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke chuckling and snorting while Andrew says “Via their brains”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tha’ill do pig, tha’ill do.”

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