Clips From TBTL #2198: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Aaaaahh!”

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Luke: “Bababooey!”

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Luke: “Gene Wilder, you’re needed out in the dog kennel. Gene Wilder, to the dog kennel please.”

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Luke: “Heidi!”

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Luke: “I always under-estimate how long this music is. Okay, now it’s done.”

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Luke: “If there’s any A that you’ve ever wanted to A… Y. Wait… U. If there’s a–If there’s a Q you’ve wanted to A… U. That work? Question you wanted to ask us.”

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Luke: “Inside to the power of inside”

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “You’re not cool”

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Luke: “We also have everything related to Olive covered in weird Tupperware domes; because, Rudy likes to eat her food… and her poop.”

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Luke: “Well, isn’t this exciting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, in fact, I was on a little podcast called ‘After These Messages’… Oh, I would say it’s a big podcast!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a stinking lovefest, Walsh. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like the old saying, ‘What happens in Jen’s mouth, stays in Jen’s mouth.’ Let’s hope!”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, I hear that you have taken to hiding people in your house. Well, it’s a passion of mine; but, no one has taken me up on it.”

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Luke and Jen: “That was a trick question, and you passed. Thank you.”

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Luke and Jen: “You kind of do take a worst-case scenario approach to (Yes) kind of summing up a room.”

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Luke and Sean: “Then, maybe Sean, if, if he eats that pink pill. I would be oppressed, depressed, suppressed. I don’t know.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: Granny Craw

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Luke, Andrew and Jen: “Yeah, but Andrew, those Jews aren’t gonna hide themselves. Oh no, it’s true. She’s got (You gotta, you gotta choose a path) important work to do. You gotta choose a path… It sounds weird out of context.”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: “Is the person who mailed it actually here? Oh, is that Christy Wise? Oh, my goodness gracious. That’s the only Ten you have to worry about, man!”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: Luke pulls a Riesling pun

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Luke, Sean and Jen: “By the way, you guys built this beautiful home. Does it have a name, is it called, like, Andrews’… Jew Hidin’ House. No. We’re all thinking it. I’m a Jew, I can say that. None of us were gonna say it. I’m not full Jew, I’m Jew-ish.”

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Luke, Sean, Jean and Andrew: “I started it! You did? You started poopy volleyball. He’s not only a member, he’s the founder. I’m also a client. Wow. (Wow)”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Explain yourself, animal!”

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Andrew: “Feta, Amy? You’re, you’re gonna make me fight for feta? Come on!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care that there are kids here, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I think that you’re in the pocket of Big Luke.”

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Andrew: “I was so ready to do this show about one hour and seventeen glasses of wine ago.”

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Andrew: “In the hole!!!”

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Andrew: “It was pretty good! It was probably the best moment in TBTL history too. Oh, well!”

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Andrew: “Laugh my ass off”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Nobody’s the Jen!”

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Andrew: “Oh, we got a tight race on our hands!”

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Andrew: Shocked “Oh-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: “That’s what Carrie would say!”

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Andrew: “This is a Pinot-damn-Noir”

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Andrew: “Wait, how many times!?! How many views does that have?!?”

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Andrew: “Would now be a good time to thank the person who left this little pill on my computer? If you could tell me if it’s an upper or a downer, or whatever; that would be helpful. Thank you.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. When Luke starts talking about poo, I just kind of crawl up into a ball under the desk and wait for it to end. That’s my approach.”

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Andrew and Jen: “Can I just interject one thing here? We really miss you. We need you! Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I take a trumpet (Okay) over a sax.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmm-kay. I’m gonna say… it has great legs. Easy, sleazy. It’s got great gams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember that time I was confident? That was stupid. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Sean: “Should Sean take this? Let me rephrase that… No. No, no… no.”

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Clips From TBTL #2198: Jen, Sean and Phyllis Edition

Jen: “And then, the trumpet just brings it home!”

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Jen: “At best, we’re the shopkeeper in The Shire that’s not on camera!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “‘I’m such a Carrie! I’m such a M…’ No, you’re not! You’re none of those people. You’re the guy who works at Steve’s bar. That’s who you are.”

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Jen: “Paul Giamatti is my everthing.”

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Jen: Singing “My momma don’t like you, she likes everyone.”

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Jen and Luke: “I have been waiting to hide an oppressed person (Yes) for a long time.”

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Jen and Luke: Jen singing a portion of “Love Yourself”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: Jen’s childhood obsession of Anne Frank has manifested itself into wanting to have a place to hide someone

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know, first, I want to know, does anyone take Bobo and Johnny in to go potty? Oh, come on! Just curious. Okay.”

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Sean: “And, sometimes, I go Donald Ducking with it and go pantsless.”

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Sean: “How the hell did you get my address!?!”

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Sean: “I would totally, I would totally tong kiss you, but I have a girlfriend.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Jen’s Jew Hidin’ House, come on down, everbody! How many Seans can you hide?”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “There’s no Riesling there wouldn’t be. You’re a real Sean-melier! Oh! Wow!”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “This is a 13.5 percent alcohol, and it is a Syrah. Aaaaagh! That was my other guess! That was my safety guess!”

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