Tag: #2260

Luke: “And we’re not going here, Andrew. We’re not going here!”

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Luke: “Andrew! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “Bring your yellow lab to work day”

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Luke: “Haute-y taute-y, French, snooty city”

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Luke: “I dunno why I’m swearing. I just figured we don’t have any listeners at this point in the show, so it’s fine.”

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Luke: “I’m forty also, and I have to tell you, it’s not as bad as I was expecting. So, that’s just a message from the other side.”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice Maybe?”

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Luke: “If Dallas turds the Florida”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Cable News”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Keiko News”

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Luke: “No, I have no morals”

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Luke: “Oh, holy shit. Look at what we did”

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Luke: “Rudy the Pod-dog”

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Luke: Saying “Today… I’d like to say… this is one of the worst… ending to… TBTL… of all time…” with a faux echo effect

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, this airline, or this particular aircraft we’re in has all kinds of new features, including live DirecTV; which, will work for about four more minutes, until we’re over the ocean” as airplane pilot over PA

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Luke: “Seattle losing to the Tampa Bay Bucs, fourteen to five. That’s a weird, ugly football number”

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Luke: “See, that shit would be interesting!”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke: “So I thought, stupidly”

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Luke: “Special times with ol’ Dad-skis”

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Luke: “The ‘G’ is for Glass”

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Luke: “We got a Pod-dog here in the room with us. I don’t know why I’m saying ‘with us,’ like, there’s multiple people and then the dog in the room. It’s just me.”

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Luke: “We just went and laid a turd”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What!?!” #2

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Luke: “Yo, lay off the after-the-whistle stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “He a shit eater to me! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on. You know what…? What’s going on? What’s gonna happen here?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love this story. (Your story) It’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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Luke and Andrew: “In China, which, I want to clarify, is not Japan. Hmm… You sure?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we thank our Patsy Cline (Oh, yeah) … Blue Moon of Kentucky level donors of the day?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The coach from Oz! He’s so distracting with his good looks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re such a good friend, Andrew. (No problem) I really appreciate it… (Now it’s time)”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh in 2016 needs meat to survive”

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Andrew: “Are you allowed to cough on stage during Live Wire; cuz, now I’m worried about that”

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Andrew: “Assuming that it’s a fun show and you’re making me laugh a lot, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I dunno, man”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Don’t make a mountain out of a hill, please.”

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Andrew: “Dr. Frankenstein’s fant? Is that what you’re trying to think of here?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s interested in Super Bowl commercials!”

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Andrew: “For real!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal; and, this is the absolutely God-dern truth of the matter”

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Andrew: “Hmm. I can’t help you, cuz I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “How do we get out of this, Luke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t deserve Genevieve as a girlfriend. I’m gonna go out right there and say this, especially when it comes to these things”

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Andrew: “I mean, if you’re somebody who enjoys football, but doesn’t necessarily have a, any stake in either one of these teams, I apologize if you had to watch this; because, what a crappy half of foot–I mean, it was, it was a crappy game of football.”

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Andrew: “I think I’m a big wuss, I think just need to acknowledge that”

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Andrew: “I, I haven’t been to the zoo in forever”

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Andrew: “I’ll just have to take a bullet for the city; which, I’m glad, glad to do.”

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Andrew: “I’m a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna come in hot tomorrow”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say two things that are polar opposite of each other; and, that’s why people shouldn’t listen to me.”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty sure I caught something from that G-D microphone at KIRO radio. You know those places are germ pools!”

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Andrew: “If you’re kind of thinking to yourself, ‘This is a good live show cuz Andrew’s not blowing his nose a lot,’ rethink that. Check that, check that attitude.”

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Andrew: “It was a weird weekend for me, Luke”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, Luke”

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Andrew: “Maybe sneak away, and do my dirty deed”

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Andrew: “N-no”

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, I mean, how do we get out of this episode?”

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Andrew: “Old friend, Andrew. Right.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: Peter Griffin-like Laugh

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Andrew: Quickly saying a string of “No”s

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Andrew: Rudy barked while Andrew was saying “I was doing TBTL, then I was hopping over to KIRO radio. Whoa… you’re right. It’s not that good of a story”

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Andrew: Sheepish “No”

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Andrew: Singing “Now it’s time”

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Andrew: “Snooty-tooty”

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Andrew: “So, forget I said anything”

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Andrew: “Then I woke up Friday feeling like death again”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “We’re all haute, no taute”

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Andrew: “Whiz bang”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know who sh–she kno–she–you know who you are. Umm…”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know what Carson Wentz would be doing if he played for the Cleveland Browns right now? Counting the holes on the ceiling from a hospital bed. You know what I mean? Like… for real! Like, they wouldn’t have protected him. Dude would be injured right now.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew turned 40 on Sunday, November 27th

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I… Oh, that’s sweet! I like (Yeah) that story.”

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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a patsy, eh? A pigeon, a push over.. a real (I think she’s) soft touch. I think she’s named for Patsy Cline. Oh, okay. Never mind then.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Staying at home all the time and taking a vacation in my mind, because… I thought you were gonna say in your pants”

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta, if I’ve learned one thing from ya, you gotta Burbank it sometimes. That’s right.”

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