Andrew: “Fart”
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Andrew: “His tone is awful! His tone is awful.”
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Andrew: “I didn’t ask!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Oh, no”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Right, right, right”
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Andrew: “Sorry, I just gotta scratch this itch”
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Andrew: “Whatever every other goddamn celebrity in the world has done since the beginning of time”
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Andrew: “You know what, this is the Chopped and Screwed version”
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Andrew and Luke: “Boom! (Yeah…) We got (Got it) there!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I love living in this day and age. That makes one of us”
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Andrew and Luke: Imitation of a Lavalier Microphone
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Andrew and Luke: Really Hot Mic
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Andrew and Luke: “Smokey the Bear hat, target on your back”
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Andrew and Luke: “That sounds like a bad microphone idea. New show segment! That sounds like a bad microphone idea.”
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Andrew and Luke: “They will be Luke-less, unfortunately. Lukels-less… Lukeless in Seattle”
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Luke: “Again, I’m not a star-head”
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Luke: “As opposed to drinking the blood of people who’ve committed crimes”
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Luke: “Damn, hell and fart”
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Luke: Drawn out “Wow”
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Luke: “Have we met before?”
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Luke: “I weep for you”
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Luke: “Like, the fact that I don’t know how deep the bottom of our swimming pool is”
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Luke: “Lukie B!”
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Luke: “Music Court”
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your slightly froggy host”
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Luke: “Oh, God. Please, no.”
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Luke: Saying “Oh yeah, your cousin Kel, she’s a good lawyer. A real good lawyer” in a funny accent
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Luke: “That’s how you let the beat build… bitch”
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Luke: “Today, we want to honor our Ringo Starr, I’m The Greatest, level donors of the day”
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Luke: “You look like a Music Court came to life!”
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Luke: “You ready for a third, third not interesting thing, Andrew? But, wait, there’s more! If you call right now, you’ll get a third uninteresting observation from me.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I have so many thoughts in my head right now, none of them are interesting. Which one do you want me to start with? I guess the, like, whatever one is like completely in the middle of interestingness. Like, the median.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I would describe his stuff as nar’redic [ph]. I was gonna say, what are the vibes? Illest. Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll allow it! Okay”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like a mocker. Like a mocker. That’s how I spent my time: being a mocker and being a nodder.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I think ‘shit’ exists at the absolutely lowest level of swearing; like… No, ‘damn’ does. Okay, fine, good point, but, but… Hell. I don’t think of ‘hell’ as a swear word. Fart.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mousy brown-haired girl (Really)”
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Luke and Andrew: Thank yooz
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Luke and Andrew: “Walshki, I’m making an executive decision, I hope that’s alright. Yeah, what is it?”
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Luke and Andrew: “You couldn’t say ‘shit’ on the CBS Evening News, I’ve tried. And… But, CBS Sunday Morning… Those damn, hell, farts at the network won’t let me. Sorry, that’s a pretty good spoof. Thanks, bud. I like that I can still, still make you laugh all these years later. Those damn, hell farts at the network”
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