Tag: #2499

Luke: “But… this is what happens… when we don’t look at our cell phones!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t want the security guy to think that I am insane”

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Luke: “I am really turning this into one hot dog of a story”

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Luke: “I bought it… to make porn”

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Luke: “I felt like a million bucks this morning; and, I was, like, ‘Oh… cuz, you had two alcohol drinks last night… not twenty'”

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Luke: “I’m burning the Big Mac off… with my brain powers!”

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Luke: “If I’m lyin’… I’m dyin'”

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Luke: “Like a Trucktober miracle, here it is, in our lives”

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Luke: “San Pornando Valley”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, I don’t trust it, Rick. I don’t trust it.” as Morty

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Luke: Saying “Hi-ho… hi-ho… Paula Poundstone here” as a Sesame Street character

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Luke: Saying “Luke… that’s why you gotta talk to people in person!” as Paula Poundstone

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Luke: Singing “You got flavor blasted”

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Luke: “The man from TV came downstairs”

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Luke: “We should totally do that song!”

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Luke: “You can stuff your sarcasm in a sack”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this will get edited out or not, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I’m editing all of this out… Oh, oh, out of Wait Wait. Sorry, yes. Sorry. Yeah. You’re not my best friend anymore. Ah, damnit! Not even close. Now, you’re gonna sing that song to Camaro Kev!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘You know it, baby!’ You… I’m glad I turned you down”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a duplication investigation

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Luke and Andrew: “So, uh… anyway, that’s… power out. That’s why we took a break? I, listen… I didn’t expect it (…hot dog…) to go anywhere; but, I thought it was gonna longer to get nowhere…”

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Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “But, in a certain way… I think the beauty of Paula Poundstone is, like, she’s more Burbank than a Burbank, in a certain way”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s trying to find a way to ruin everything! And, they just ruined your good feeling you have when you go for a jog and think about things”

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Andrew: “Found it. Doesn’t matter to anybody except for me. Other–just to know I’m not going insane.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good, long laugh

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Andrew: “Hey man, I have some good news for you!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t trust it. I’m not, I’m not trusting it right now”

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Andrew: “I just can’t imagine you or me really getting inside our head. That’s kind of the thing… seems outside of our comfort zone”

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Andrew: “I knew none of that”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub in life, generally speaking”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!” #2

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Andrew: “Now, do Australian Morty. No. Don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke has a podcast?”

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Andrew: “Oh… ha-ha. I turned you down”

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Andrew: “Ooo-kay”

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Andrew: Saying “Were you just with the man on TV? I know the man on TV!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me about the hot dogs, George. Tell me about the hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Truck Nutz roasting on an open fire”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh! Looks like we got a karaoke situation”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Twitter game would be a great game, but it would get hurtful fast

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you imagine how much better his show would be if he just… if we just cancel TBTL? Don’t… give him… any. ideas!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, um… while we’re on the topic of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, could you do me a favor and just tell me… who won every round… and, how everything turned out; only, cuz, I just some listeners heads to explode. That’s right, shout out to my buddy, Linh Pham.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… we might even do a Top Story or two. How about we turn this into… (Don’t tempt us) Lukles gives… Andles some advice. First… first of my name”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what you said. You probably just said something (Sensitive) very… gentl–gentle; and then, I cried myself to sleep at night on my giant pillow”

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Andrew and Luke: Things got real weird when Andrew started barking

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