Clips From TBTL #2520: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Do you know what it looks like on an Android?”

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Andrew: “If you cut me, I will bleed red; but, it’s only because my blood is red”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m rooting against you guys from now on!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Well, I never asked to be born, David!”

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Andrew: “Well, she’s the, like, the smuggest. And, I’m gonna tell ya, like there’s something wrong with me and Vieves”

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Andrew: “What are, what’s going on with the Bears?”

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Andrew: “You keep referring to him as your… real brother. Do you have a fake brother… that you’re, kinda, trying to distinguish David from?”

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David Burbank and Luke: “No tangent too long? And, no fact too wrong?”

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Luke: “Dave, will you… release the Kraken, really quick? Rudy, who decided to come in here to hang out with her real uncle, Dave”

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Luke: “I’m not as geeked any time there’s an NFL game on; and, I used to be geeked any time there was an NFL game on”

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Luke: “In the words of Heidi Klum… ‘One day, ya in. Next day, ya out'”

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Luke: “What’s Alabama doing? What’s Auburn doing? What’s South Carolina doing? What’s Florida doing? What’s Michigan doing? What’s… Ohio State doing? And, what’s Notre Dame doing? And… occasionally, what’s USC doing?”

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Luke: “You wanna do No Point!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call this episode, ‘Actual Brothers’? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, here you have three people… talking about… a sport that we’re pretty obsessed with. I’m talking about us, right now, in this moment, my actual brother… and then, Andrew… Assholes”

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Clips From TBTL #2520

Andrew: “And, he is making… these demon sounds coming from this box. Demon sounds coming from this box. The box has a picture of a cartoon cat… and it says ‘Cats are just angels with whiskers'”

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Andrew: “And, he’s one of our best friends, by the way. I’m not giving his name; and, I pray to God, he doesn’t hear this”

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Andrew: “‘Andrews… ruining Andrews… for Andrews’, is my slogan”

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Andrew: “Be prepared for me to snuggle the hell out of you… for like four days after you quote/unquote ‘hurt your foot'”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m speaking in riddles”

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Andrew: “But, she just, kind of, without saying ‘Bingo’, she said ‘Bingo'”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what you’re telling me now!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just couldn’t do that”

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Andrew: “It’s a goddamn holiday miracle. I’m being forced to swear for my job”

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Andrew: “It’s jazz, baby!”

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Andrew: Mimicking a pained meowing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, crap”

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Andrew: “Professor will sometimes lump it up”

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Andrew: “Something-Something’s Christmas Vacation”

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Andrew: “The New York Times customer service is not the New York Times of customer service”

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Andrew: “We gotta talk about this stuff before the show!”

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Andrew: “What!!? We can still use our turkey sound effects!? I put mine away! Here it is. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Yes… those turtles love pizza”

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Andrew: “You should recycle that one, Burbank”

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Luke: “And, Andrew, for once, can we make this about me?”

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Luke: “Damn, this hurts, actually”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t, don’t write a… don’t let your mouth write a check that your… bandwidth can’t cash… today”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up TBTL this week at ol’ Wait Wait”

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Luke: “Oh, I love it!”

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Luke: “Oh… my a-God in heaven”

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Luke: “These are people… four of them”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christmas with the Krumps. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me be accurate… Accurate, yet general… Accurate, yet vague; which is, you know, one of the things we’re known for on this show (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meanwhile, you guys talking about your children makes no sense to us. You have a daughter, Luke! Why do I have to keep reminding you of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Straight outta cheese? Straight outta cheese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Theo’s the boy or Theo’s the girl? Theo’s the boy. So, Theo is this cat. He’s the old one. He’s the boy, (Right) he’s big and he’s ornery. Right. And Professor Bananas is a girl. A girl, she’s scared, and tiny, and like Nermal”

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