Andrew: “And, he’s just gotta deal with a poop leak”
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Andrew: “Aww, it’s a mom’s cooking joke!”
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Andrew: “Do not worry about it. It’s just been a weird week… I just wanted to say that; calm everybody down”
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Andrew: “God, is this getting too personal?”
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Andrew: “Hey, you introduced me right at the perfect time… cuz, I was about to get into an ill-advised… pedantic fight with a listener online, that I was sure to lose”
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Andrew: “I came for the little moustaches… I stayed for the conspiracy theories”
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Andrew: “I knew that next line! I’m so mad I couldn’t come up with it!”
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Andrew: “I’ll cool my jets”
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Andrew: “Oh, my God! Well, you showed her!”
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Andrew: “Ohhh, my. Save it for the van”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “We can do what we want”
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Andrew: “We have a plumbing situation here”
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Andrew: “What’s happening? There was a bible… slash… sports psychology class?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, you do sound like one of them famous Michigan cowboys… when you say it that way. Are you a Yooper? Are you a Flatlander? Eh, came down from Caro”
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Luke: “And, about to hear something… that’s probably never been heard before”
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Luke: “And, like… go to Z Town”
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Luke: “And, uh… things are gonna get loopy… okay? Things are going to get… wild and crazy”
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Luke: “Give it about twenty-seven hours, bro!”
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Luke: “Plus, my hair is just spun sugar with all that Toppik in here; so, that can’t get wet”
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Luke: Saying “All you can eat, baby!” in a funny accent
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Luke: “We have some buffer built in; but, it’s fun buffer”
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Luke: “You can find out in… thirty-fives minutes or less; or, your pizza is free. By the way, we don’t have any free pizza”
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Luke: “You can’t ride with my Little Red Baggin!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Because, we have created… what we hope… is kind of… an entry point… to this… bizarre… twisted… overgrown universe of inside jokes and Aerosmith commentary. And… Your number one source for Aerosmith commentary. No! Your number one source for uninformed Aerosmith commentary”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I ate way worse things as a kid, I’m sure… You think so? Just my mom’s cooking. Aww, it’s a mom’s cooking joke!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna say that you lost me for a hot minute there… Nyah, I don’t think it made any sense”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my goodness… I thought that was a drop! I thought that was a drop for a second”
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Luke and Andrew: “The Hotel’s Calling… Oh, I love that song (That’s a… latter work from them)”
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