Tag: #2604

During the e-mail segment of the show, Luke and Andrew played two listener voicemail messages in which Listener Carolynn performed a barbershop quartet version of the “Lukles McGoockles for Sale” song that Luke’s mom would sing and Listener Ryan playing a song he created with Luke and Andrew beeping and booping (with the help of clips from this site).

Listener Carolynn: Barbershop quartet version of “Lukles McGoockles for Sale”

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Listener Ryan: Beeping and Booping Song

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Luke: “A rainy… crummy… nasty… Monday”

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Luke: “And then, I just went, ‘Hulk, smash!'”

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Luke: “Did I… Jack Nicholson in The Shining this place? Did I create it with my mind?”

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Luke: “Explicit… Ooooh!”

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Luke: “First, I was like, ‘I will sacrifice… my best smoke detector;’ and then, a burning bush said, ‘Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro'”

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Luke: “Guess who I get to see this weekend… my family!”

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Luke: “I guess I have until Friday, everyone; so… you better enjoy me while you got me”

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Luke: “I’m a narcissist”

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Luke: Mimicking Andrew’s “Ha-haa!”

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Luke: “Mom, do you love Michael Landon more than you love Daddy?”

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Luke: “My goodness… You are wet… and… I thought… you smelled bad on the outside, my friend”

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Luke: “Nah… nah. Swerve on that, bro”

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Luke: “Oh, latitudes are fat, right? Lat, lat, fat”

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Luke: Singing “G-E-T Q-U-I-P… G-E-T Q-U-I-P!”

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Luke: Singing “Nightswimming. Deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Singing “Radio Free Europe”

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Luke: Wanting to talk to the listeners about something while Andrew is away from the mic

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Luke: “We have a way of fixing those smoke detectors… here at Burbank Springs… it’s called: smashing them with a giant rock!”

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Luke: “You really, really like us!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about this, real quick… we’ll… Actually, you know what? Let’s do… I love it! What are we doing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s… the work of a crazy person! (Kind of!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, it really was. I smote it! God… God, steady my hand… if it be your will!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t wanna be at the south end of a northbound… questionable dishwasher. No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “But… do you have a but?”

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Andrew: Disappointed “No”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, get in here! Tetris! Tetris!”

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Andrew: “God, steady my hand… if it be your will!!”

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Andrew: “I boop-booped this together for y’all”

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Andrew: “I boop-booped this together for y’all… just doinking around on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I love it! I love it!”

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Andrew: “I think that latitude is the rule that we never ask either other questions we don’t know the answer to on the show”

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Andrew: “If I’m being honest with you, Andrew… I don’t think I like this song”

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Andrew: “Just one of those things. Every time I think I got something to share with the world, Luke”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Lewis!”

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Andrew: “My, my last two pronunciations were just… grunted noises”

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Andrew: “Oh, ‘Explicit’!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, great!”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: Reading Listener Ryan’s Marsupial Gurgle shout out

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Andrew: “Rumor has it, these folks are not in the business of not giving money back to people”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke… Hello” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Everyone loves a Quip… You’re gonna love your Quip”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow, not now!?”

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Andrew: “Turn the Quip up in my headphones!”

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Andrew: “Two and a Half Full Houses”

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Andrew: “You know me, I love… dinking around with computers!”

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Andrew: “You know, I like order. I like, so… moving is a… I think, an exercise in… creating order, then creating chaos, then creating order out of the chaos over and over again”

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Andrew: “You’re absolutely right about everything”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”, Luke asking for that clip and Andrew not wanting it done

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s my Walkman!! You expect me not to open (Let’s just open it tomorrow!) this box for twenty-four hours?!? I’ve been waiting for this thing forever!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lafayette (Lafayette?) That sounds like that would either be in… Louisiana or Indiana. Umm. Something that ends in ‘-ana'”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Lafayette” in near-unison

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Andrew and Luke: “Should I play this mashup that our friend and listener Linh made… of us trying to say ‘Cthulhu’ on the show last week? I haven’t listened to it. Sure, why not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I mean it has a rhythm to it… (Thanks, Linh!) Linh, Linh throws these things together and they do end up having their own rhythm, don’t they”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve never been there, Luke… you’ve (Or…) never been there. I’ve always been there (Mmm-hmm)”

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