Tag: #2632

Luke: “Anybody under the age of… thirty-six is now a ‘young’ to me”

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Luke: “First of all, I know it. I get it”

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Luke: “I think why I’m so resistant to this sound is because… it makes me feel old; and, let me explain why… because, those two young people, that were sitting in Stubbs… getting ready for this show tonight… I, I honestly think they don’t… they’d have never heard Led Zeppelin… or, they have barely heard Led Zeppelin”

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Luke: “I, I’m, I’m sounding so curmudgeonly… mostly, just making me confront the fact that I old”

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Luke: “Is this Yelp? What is this, Facebook?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Leave!!!”

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Luke: “Now, why don’t you explain what the… hell I’m jabbering on about”

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Luke: Saying “And, I come back in with a dead dog number” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday”

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Luke: “So, everybody weep for me quietly”

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Luke: “The good news is… you didn’t understand my joke; because, it did not make sense”

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Luke: “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday… Is this on? Oh my God… This is so embarrassing”

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Luke: “What are you, what are you rebelling against? What do you got?”

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Luke: “Yeah, right”

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Luke and Andrew: “A man’s thoughts turn to pho. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew corrects Luke on the meat count of his three meat plate and doesn’t like that Luke skipped on the sausage

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Luke and Andrew: “In Synecdoche, in the movie that Charlie Kaufman made; and, mercifully, we gotta take a break here… Saved by the break”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this another one of your beloved… baseball-related instrumentals? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing and congratulating Andrew on his “promotion” to Special Assistant to the Chairman of American Public Media

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, and guess what… (Yeah!) it is! Alright!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We, we really and truly would not be able to do this show… which, I don’t know, maybe that’d be a good thing; but, we would not be able to do this show without ya. We barely can do it with ya. Can you imagine if we didn’t have your dazzling donation? Dear, God!”

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Andrew: “#NoKetchupOnAHotDog”

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Andrew: “Alright, Vieves… This is it, man. Breaking news time!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not saying this is right; but, I get real cranky about that. Like, I don’t like being in crowds and I don’t like being in crowds with young people”

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Andrew: “Come on, entitled kids. Get out of the way! Old man needs his straw and napkin”

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Andrew: “I am happy if Ichiro is happy”

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Andrew: “I do feel like you’re doing it wrong”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what their f… final solution was. I like to use the term, ‘final solution'”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that that’s not funny; I think that I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I joke about how… it’s a hard eye-roll when somebody from outside New Hampshire describes the people of New Hampshire as flinty; but, guess what… the people of New Hampshire are flinty”

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Andrew: “I mean… all kidding aside… of course, why would I want to stop kidding and go to unfunny town?”

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Andrew: “I was… dying”

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Andrew: “I’m not even faking it either”

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Andrew: “Is somebody gonna explain this to us!!?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing quietly

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Andrew: “Let’s face it… just because you and I love old, dirty places like that doesn’t mean that there’s enough business to keep ’em afloat”

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Andrew: “My whole living vicariously through you has fallen apart… now, that I know you’re eating turkey… at Stubbs”

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Andrew: “People were keeping that shit together long after it would’ve naturally fell down”

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Andrew: “Promoted… question mark?”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke… I am your co-bro” underneath Luke

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Andrew: “Seriously, that’s it? You’re shitting me, right?”

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Andrew: “Sharpshot… by the Andrew-bot (Stu-bot)”

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Andrew: “That thing crashed in 2003… 2003 was still a very weird time… in this country. It was still… I mean, I… I don’t know if I… I’m already not using my words well today. I don’t need to tell people what an impact 9/11 had on this country”

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Andrew: “That was a really long story that I don’t think made any sense, Luke”

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Andrew: “The fuck!?!”

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Andrew: “Well, I was down the street, slurping up my pho”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah. That’s… the whole thing of music is: somebody banged a couple of rocks together, somebody added… another beat in there; and, then, eventually, that evolved into something else. Like… that was a really stupid thing to say. But, I don’t know how music started”

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Andrew: “What the hell!!?”

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Andrew: “Would you like them more if they were called, ‘Greta Van Fleek’?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is about… the most wrong and the most right thing you’ve ever said on this show before. Oh my God. Well, there is a right way to wrong and a wrong way to roll… You know, I’ve always said that”

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