Andrew: “Choo-choo”
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Andrew: “Diggstown!”
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Andrew: “I’m okay, now”
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Andrew: “I’ve hitchhiked. Yay”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “‘Luke! Glad to see you here. You’re up to your usual antics again!'”
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Andrew: Singing “O’Hungry’s”
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Andrew: “Sorry… my brain just went somewhere”
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Andrew: “Things didn’t get… weird”
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Andrew: “Where, where, uhh… where is the party at? It is wherever… (I cannot believe he just told that joke) it is wherever I am… baby”
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Andrew: “Where’s the party? Wherever I am, baby!”
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Andrew: “Wherever I am, baby!”
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Andrew: “Wherever I am, baby!” #2
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Andrew: Whispering “I’ve been researching how to ride the rails”
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Andrew: “Yes, this is about you, Tony!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh!”
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Andrew and Luke: Stickless bindles
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Andrew and Luke: “Those salt explosions, those… (Oh my God) heart attacks in a meat casing that we were chowing down on the bus yesterday… By the way… you’re new nickname is… ‘Heart Attack in a Meat Casing'”
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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Out of context! I know! So, should we explain this? No”
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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I have faith, okay? You just gotta… really… just… assert your intentions; and, then… the world will follow. Ooh! That’s good affirmation (Wow!)”
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Luke: “Albuquerque”
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Luke: “And, we need to get the what-what… on… on Springfield, MO”
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Luke: “Before that, though… we gotta bring you… episode 2666… in a collector’s series. Eww… 666… (Oh my God!!) That’s a little bit ominous… We’ll get through it”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Does this eagle soar look infected to you?”
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Luke: Having a good laugh
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Luke: “How did these dinguses figure it out and I couldn’t?”
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Luke: “I am so selfish”
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Luke: “I just ride Greyhound until my tushy’s sore!”
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Luke: “I thought he was in v-mails… but, there wasn’t any v-mails!”
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Luke: “I’m gonna, I’m gonna tap out on that… attempted joke”
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Luke: “I’m like the Sally Field… of this podcarting… You listen to us. You really, really listen to us”
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Luke: “I’ve been looking to get my kicks”
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Luke: “It wa’coo’ [ph]“
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Luke: “Light as a feather, stiff as an Andrew”
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Luke: “My strategy is to play until my tushy hurts!”
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Luke: “Nada mucho”
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Luke: “Naw”
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Luke: “Oh, hell, yeah!”
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Luke: “Oh! Romancing the Stone”
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Luke: “Ooh, baby”
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Luke: “Ooh!”
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Luke: “People are still playing Pokémon Go?”
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Luke: Singing “Oh, oh, oh… O’Hungry’s! O’Hungry’s, weirdo name”
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Luke: “Still got it!”
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Luke: “That’s, that’s dirty pool, as far as I’m concerned”
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Luke: “We gotta get to Memphis by Thursday night, bruh”
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Luke: “We were sort of rode hard and put away wet at that point”
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Luke: “Welcome to the program… joining you from… Kansas City, Missouri; home of… hot wings and cold jazz”
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Luke: “Well, it turned into a cartoon ham!”
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Luke: “Where’s the laptop assault at? Wherever I am, baby!”
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Luke: “Where’s the party at? It’s wherever he is, baby!”
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Luke: “Where’s the party at? Wherever I am, baby!”
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Luke: “Yeah… this, this was the plan”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cracks up laughing when Luke tells him that he would toss his baseball mitt in the air and see how many times he can spin around
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Luke and Andrew: For some reason, Luke said “Light as a feather, stiff as an Andrew” instead of “Light as a feather, stiff as a board”
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Luke and Andrew: “I wonder why his parents didn’t name him, ‘Dannibal’… Hmm! Dannibal from Hannibal (Dannibal from Hannibal)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a little soar, but Andrew thought he said “a little sore”
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Luke and Andrew: “Think about it, there are no rules in this Outback Steakhouse? (I know) Which is why so many people defecate in the booths there… It’s horrible! I stopped going! That’s what they call a ‘Bloomin’ Onion’! Oh, God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Umm… everything okay with you, bruh? Cuz, I just went into the bathroom and… (What?) I think your underwear is in the garbage. Oh, yeah… I mean, anything we need to talk about? I’m okay, now”
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