Andrew: “And then, that’s where the shame comes in!”
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Andrew: “And, I don’t know if it’s interesting”
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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”
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Andrew: “Don’t look at me!”
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Andrew: “Eugh, it’s such, it’s just so gross, it’s so plasticky!”
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Andrew: “Have you tried Martha Stewart’s new thing?”
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Andrew: “Hey! I could be wrong… I could be wrong”
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Andrew: “I always felt shame”
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Andrew: “I don’t even wanna talk about… what’s about to come out of my face”
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Andrew: “I don’t… know that I have a thesis or where I’m gonna end up”
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Andrew: “I drive through. There’s nowhere to park. I’m like, that is God telling me… that I’m not gonna eat McDonald’s today. Thank you, Lord… Oh, by the way. I believe in God again”
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Andrew: “I feel a little bit loosey-goosey today”
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Andrew: “I feel gross. I feel shameful”
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Andrew: “I feel like we need to turn this into a cause somehow”
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Andrew: “I have my future to ruin… I have my prospects to destroy”
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Andrew: “I… I have a confession to make”
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Andrew: “One Hundred Percent Unscrewed!”
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Andrew: “Table for one, please”
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Andrew: “That is a big, filling thing that I don’t totally hate myself for eating”
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Andrew: “That is… so painful”
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Andrew: “This is not your classic… Tiki Zombie. This is some sort of blue-hued bullshit”
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Andrew: “This is some sort of blue-hued bullshit”
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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah”
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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, let’s see how this thing works”
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Andrew: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, let’s see how this thing works. Goddamnit! I know that’s gonna end up on Marsupial Gurgle’s website… I can’t get out of my head; that’s like the second thing I said where I’m like, ‘Oh! I can already hear that isolated'”
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Luke: “And, by the way, I’ve been known to do shit like that”
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Luke: “And, like, I don’t wanna be a nofunik”
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Luke: “Dr. Fraken-Claim’s Jumper”
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Luke: “I am the S show in this professional relationship; and, really, probably this… personal relationship”
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Luke: “I mean, I would’ve lost my mind!”
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Luke: “I’m saying, if the S hits the F”
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Luke: “If you want… good #content… buckle up and get ready for this: I’m watching a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard”
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Luke: “Is it legal… to be this insane?”
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Luke: “Isn’t there somebody with a screwdriver… that can get… whatevers?”
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Luke: Saying “Today… four months ago… a squirrel picked a nut… and now, he’s burying it… in… my backyard” as Michael Barbaro
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Luke: Singing “You used to drop your microphone”
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Luke: “Slow your roll… slow your roll, Seattle Times”
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Luke: “This is… amazing”
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Luke: “You S of a B!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke substituted “F” for “fan”, even though he’s allowed to say the word “fan”
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Luke and Andrew: “Three! Two! One! Happy New Year! Do we kiss now? (Umm…) I guess we kiss (we can?) Alright (You used that on me last year)”
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