Andrew: “Hey, Luke… I have something to tell you that sort of delights me; but, I think is gonna annoy you a little bit… maybe”
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Andrew: “Hey! Watch your languid!”
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Andrew: “I think this is problematic thinking”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, I’m going to see my… dumb brother-in-law”
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Andrew: “Or, just be like me and have a really, really thick skin”
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Andrew: “Quick question, is that joke trying or dy…ing?”
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Andrew: Saying “Arrr! There’s no need to tip. It’s all included” as a pirate
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Andrew: Saying “Oakland is frying!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “The… state of the Internet is strong, my friend”
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Andrew: “We’re… too tight on TBTL”
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Andrew: “Whoa!”
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Andrew: “Ya see that name on the board? Ya see the infinity? Uh, that’s me… Give me my coffee”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew simulating his audio cutting in and out and Luke isn’t having any of it
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Andrew and Luke: “Will our Internet withstand? Oh my God… This is like a stressful game of Jenga! I love it!”
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Hari Kondabolu: “And, I mis–I like miss the e-mail. I don’t know how the fuck I missed the e-mail… but, I missed the e-mail”
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Hari Kondabolu and Luke: “I’m performing… at the Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club… Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale, California (Oh, man)”
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Luke: “By the way, you were right, I am annoyed with you”
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Luke: “Can we, for once, end the week on a positive note?”
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Luke: “Don’t get cyberbullied by the LRB, Matthew”
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Luke: “My… my… gall-darn mind has now been blown for the second time this episode”
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Luke: “Nobody wants to have their crotch smashed… by the bar of the bike”
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Luke: “Not only have… we been talking down the line… with you on the WeeFee [ph]“
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Luke: Pronouncing “Leonard Nimoy” in an odd manner
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Luke: “The San Jose… Unsustainable… Rent Prices”
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Luke: “We’re on WeeFee [ph]“
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Luke and Andrew: Luke makes a “Yay Scarea” joke and Andrew asks if the joke is dying or trying
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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say Oakland is drying… or trying? I would… I would say that Oakland… Oakland is frying!”
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