Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna get goofy here for a second”
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Andrew: “Awesome!”
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Andrew: “Didn’t I do that… in a? What did I do?”
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Andrew: “Goddamn… that was terrible”
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Andrew: “Holy crap!”
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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Why am I even starting this sentence?”
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Andrew: “I have some regrets, man”
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Andrew: “I never regret not tweeting something”
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Andrew: “I’m still out there eating the pork”
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Andrew: “If you, if you actually count hamsters, I guess… my first porn name would be Sexy Boots”
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Andrew: Mumbling “Oh, I just had to get you on the show”
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Andrew: “My porn name is Fred Crocker”
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Andrew: “Oh, that sounds like a Luke Burbank dream!”
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Andrew: “Ski-Ba-Bop… Ba-Dop-Bop”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Uh-oh. It’s us again!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke… I’m gonna do this. I don’t want to cause any friction in our relationship. I want the show to be friendly… and fun today; but, I gotta ask… have you cast your ballot yet? It is primary day here in Washington state… Voting is important… Come on, Luke. But, is it?”
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Luke: “Albert Oinkstein…”
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Luke: “God.. damnit! You got me. I’m back in. I am back in”
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Luke: “Honestly, Luke Burbank is a better porn name”
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Luke: “I admire how quickly you went with that wrong answer”
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Luke: “I just live in the biggest liberal bubble; but, I just… think he’s gonna get his… ass kicked in 2020”
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Luke: “I just think he’s gonna get his ass kicked”
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Luke: “I will crawl across broken… fucking glass”
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Luke: “It’s like a primordial ooze of memes”
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Luke: Making some thinking mouth sounds
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Luke: “Now I’m doing it. Now, I’m just describing memes”
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Luke: “Olive… is in it for Olive”
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Luke: Saying “But, is it?” in a high-pitched voice
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Luke: Saying “Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!” as someone doing an impression of Bernie Sanders
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Luke: Saying “I could care less” with a Southern drawl
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Luke: Saying “I’m the guy from the Liberty Mutual ad. It’s… very up… way too upsetting” in a distorted manner
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Luke: “So, my real life… and the… meme life, online, intersected nicely last night”
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Luke: “You are so on, girl”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll spare you the impression; but, he was like… ‘Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!’ I don’t think… By the way… I love it; but, I don’t think you know what ‘I’ll spare you the impression’ means”
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Luke and Andrew: “Olive sees her way of life… increasingly shrinking and it… it, it upsets her. No… We have to figure out–how do we reach the disaffected… Olive vote. Right”
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???: Snorting
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