Clips From TBTL #3249

Andrew: “And, also, you know me, I go for the case meats [sic]

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Andrew: “And, you know, I’m Catholic, so I love penance”

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Andrew: “But, you’re the most paranoid person I’ve ever met; and, it sickens me!”

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Andrew: “But… to the… buttfaces”

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Andrew: “Bwaah-pwaah!”

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Andrew: “Good Lord, did I jinx it! I no idea how badly I was jinxing it!”

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Andrew: “Good Lord, did I jinx it!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha. That’s funny. Podcast delivery, and there’s a phone number. I’m gonna steal it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t hit the right button”

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Andrew: “I have a feeling this one… could be my fault; but, I don’t see how”

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Andrew: “I’m angry… swears are coming out”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be sniffing out some sausages”

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Andrew: “I’m not cool with this, man… Leave our signs alone! Like, what are you doing!? They were brand new!”

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Andrew: “Language!!”

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Gurgle sound #2

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Andrew: Making a series of Marsupial Gurgle sounds

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Andrew: “Now, we’re done being Engineer Andy. Now, it’s time to be Host Andy”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I don’t know what’s happening”

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Andrew: “They were only, like, 3 hours old!! The signs were so new! We never even got to play with them!”

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Andrew: “This is the little, blue… handheld sign machine”

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Andrew: “This is… another layer of irony, I think”

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Andrew: “We’ll cut it out of your memories. We have the technology”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, to the asshole or (Ooh!) assholes, (Whoa!) who–I’m sorry. I said, ‘earmuffs'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Earmuffs again, kids… kids everywhere… Yeah… I’m angry… swears are coming out”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m giving a durian… to the people who stole our signs. Nice!”

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Luke: “And, this guy… is… tripping balls”

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Luke: “Classic buttface?”

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Luke: “Don’t lab-splain this to me, Ian”

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Luke: “I’m incompetent; but, I’m not this incompetent”

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Luke: “Oh, no!!!”

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Luke: “Pwning their nuts”

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Luke: “See if you can find the point at which Luke got a little drunk”

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Luke: “The actual cradle of the Burbs”

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Luke: “Thumbs down for rock ‘n’ roll!”

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Luke: “We da best!!!”

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Luke: “What’s the name of this neighborhood? He’s joining me from the No Idea neighborhood of Corvallis, Oregon”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly playing “I say, I say… wassup dog?” on the TBTL sound machine and Andrew saying “Remix!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you for not blowing… our, our canopy over; cuz, we would’ve been… just fucked! Language!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The right way to be? Right… But… And, wrong way to rock”

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Luke and Andrew: “You were ripshit. I’m still ripshit. (You were so mad!) What do you mean, ‘were’!?”

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Clips From TBTL #3249

Andrew: “And, also, I was just scared of everything. I was just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “Do kids still do weird things when they get their hands on alcohol?”

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Andrew: “Get outta here. We never loved you anyway”

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Andrew: “I have a memory of actually… seeing, like, the backenge… [sic] backend of a Wikipedia page and just being a little bit flummoxed by the whole thing”

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Andrew: “I have not. I will not… And, I could not”

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Andrew: “I mean, can you imagine the shit I would forget. I can’t remember my middle name on a good day, sober… Can you imagine me fumbling and bumbling my way… through this show?”

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Andrew: “I was worried that I wouldn’t have anything to talk about at the… top of the show here”

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Andrew: “I will always push that button”

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Andrew: “I’m scared shitless”

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Andrew: “I’ve definitely been a rolling… ham… in the morning”

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Andrew: “Just get outta here!”

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Andrew: “Mailman!”

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Andrew: “No. This involves a… one of the Swayzes”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! What!? They wanna make money from this. I’m not a celebrity at all!”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a bitch”

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Andrew: “Right… but, wrong”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m high again”

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Andrew: “Step away… Step away. Step away”

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Andrew: “That song is catchy as hell, man!”

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Andrew: “That would be like butt-chugging a beer or something, right?”

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Andrew: “The gender neutral term is, ‘letter carri-err’ [ph]

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Andrew: “This is always where I’m no fun!”

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Andrew: “Weird! Do I say ‘weird’ weird?”

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Andrew: “Why… do they call it… ProCare!? It’s so confusing, Ron!”

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Andrew: “Would I, or could I, or have I?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was trying to… stoke the rivalry between dogs and mailmen… on this show, when we were talking (Letter carriers) about this… Can’t believe I just said that. Land sharks. Literally can’t believe I just said that!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Weird!” in unison and in a funny manner

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chilling with my homies… Cheese and macaroni, or whatever. Chicken and macaroni?”

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Luke: “How’s the 60day challenge going, Burbs? Pretty well… I now sweat when I do the dishes”

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Luke: Singing “Carry on my first-class mail”

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