Andrew: “But, I have a McDonald’s cup! I don’t wanna carry it around everywhere!”
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Andrew: “But, right now, I’m just embarrassing myself”
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Andrew: “Contain, contain, contain”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I keep on getting up to let Theo in and out; cuz, he’s being an asshole”
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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”
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Andrew: “God willing, it’s all gone by Monday”
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Andrew: “I don’t have a rumpus”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why–Because, you know why?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why. You… wanna know why?”
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Andrew: “I find this mostly un-relatable and not very funny”
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Andrew: “I think that it’s hard!!”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost over the next several months”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”
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Andrew: “It boings open”
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Andrew: “Landon? What are you doin’?”
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Andrew: Making a growling-like sound
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Andrew: Making a sexy growling sound
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Andrew: “Oh, no. I’ve eaten too much”
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Andrew: “On the days that they decide to skip pick-up and then lie with their lying faces to my truth-telling face”
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Andrew: “So, everything that happens after July… screw it!”
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Andrew: “Tater tots next to a Hot Pocket? Amen”
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Andrew: “Terri-poo”
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Andrew: “Well, I have a dog; and, I don’t wanna be carrying their poop around all the time!”
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Andrew: “Well, then, you shouldn’t have bought McDonald’s, bub!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I eat the whole thing… and, then I poop in the woods”
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Luke: “Boy, that’s a… heck of a sizzling intro”
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Luke: “I have a pretty face, slim waist… and a, a big behind”
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Luke: “I have an okay rumpus”
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Luke: “I’m gonna put a, very hot, sizzling take out… on this holiday Monday, Andrew”
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Luke: “Sans poop”
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Luke: Singing “Hot Pretzels”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? We’re allowed to make that joke. You’re not… (Yeah, that’s right)”
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