Clips From TBTL #3339

Andrew: “But, I have a McDonald’s cup! I don’t wanna carry it around everywhere!”

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Andrew: “But, right now, I’m just embarrassing myself”

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Andrew: “Contain, contain, contain”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I keep on getting up to let Theo in and out; cuz, he’s being an asshole”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “God willing, it’s all gone by Monday”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a rumpus”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why–Because, you know why?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why. You… wanna know why?”

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Andrew: “I find this mostly un-relatable and not very funny”

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Andrew: “I think that it’s hard!!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch you compost over the next several months”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “It boings open”

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Andrew: “Landon? What are you doin’?”

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Andrew: Making a growling-like sound

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Andrew: Making a sexy growling sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I’ve eaten too much”

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Andrew: “On the days that they decide to skip pick-up and then lie with their lying faces to my truth-telling face”

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Andrew: “So, everything that happens after July… screw it!”

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Andrew: “Tater tots next to a Hot Pocket? Amen”

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Andrew: “Terri-poo”

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Andrew: “Well, I have a dog; and, I don’t wanna be carrying their poop around all the time!”

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Andrew: “Well, then, you shouldn’t have bought McDonald’s, bub!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I eat the whole thing… and, then I poop in the woods”

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a… heck of a sizzling intro”

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Luke: “I have a pretty face, slim waist… and a, a big behind”

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Luke: “I have an okay rumpus”

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Luke: “I’m gonna put a, very hot, sizzling take out… on this holiday Monday, Andrew”

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Luke: “Sans poop”

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Luke: Singing “Hot Pretzels”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? We’re allowed to make that joke. You’re not… (Yeah, that’s right)”

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