Clips From TBTL #3508

Andrew: “Continue to fast-forward. We’re still talking about Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! What are you doing!? Fast-forward!”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining”

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Andrew: “Hey! Take nicer photos”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a landing for this”

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Andrew: “I don’t really give a shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t want my voice on tape saying this crude thing that will come back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “I feel ya!”

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Andrew: “I look a-wreck”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this in a finger-waggy way”

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Andrew: “I, I just feel like I’m… ranting like a lunatic here”

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Andrew: “It’s Candi… It’s always been Candi”

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Andrew: “Keep fast-forwarding, listener; but, you’re missing some good shit”

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Andrew: “Keep going, dear listener”

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Andrew: “Like, I heard that somewhere”

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Andrew: “My employees say I’m crazy I’m giving away these glasses at such low prices; but, this is me… Crazy Zuck!”

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Andrew: “Small window, small windows. Get in there. Small window”

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Andrew: “They don’t give a shit about you”

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Andrew: “This is a weird… maybe, even an annoying thing to say”

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Andrew: “Tick-tock, tick-tock”

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Andrew: “We can put all the Cahndi [ph] talk out of our heads”

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Andrew: “Well, there’s a lot to bite off there”

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Andrew: “You need to keep going, listener”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, a burrito is a performance dehancing drug. You know what I mean? I mean… (Yeah) I feel so bloated! I love ’em, though”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was both (Gotcha) confused… and relieved; and, then, confused again; and, then, relieved again… And, now, I think I’m… I’m gonna stay relieved, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is Friday’s TBTL. You rolling a backup, Luke? I am. Mmmkay, good. I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup. Here we go. Standby. Okay”

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Luke: “Because, there is so much shit going on!”

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Luke: “I eat burritos… all day and I’m slow as shit!”

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Luke: “I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: “Old mother Sagal… went to her cupboard… and looked in the tip… the… hint jar and it was, in fact, empty”

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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “We did it again! We da best!” and making air horn sounds

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Luke: Singing “The sounds of sirens”

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