Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Good morning. Yesterday’s show title, by the way, ended up being ‘Sexual’… I’m sorry, not ‘Sexual’… ‘Sectional Healing'”

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Andrew: “I am in a little bit of trouble with one of our colleagues… I don’t think you know about this”

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Andrew: “I could Google it right now! I’m going… crazy over here!”

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Andrew: “I found this podcast in the parking lot… It’s your lucky day. Plug and play it right into your New York Times… podcast machine”

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Andrew: “I really, um… trust… Governor Jay Inslee”

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Andrew: “I still fetishize the key cards… of… of… the places that employ me”

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Andrew: “If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it”

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Andrew: “Now I have so many things to say”

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Andrew: “Now, you had a key card. Did you lose that key card? Be honest with me. Nobody’s listening”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I don’t like to think about snakes”

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Andrew: Saying “Get at us, New York Times!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I really” in a cracked voice

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Andrew: Saying “I’m listening!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “If it’s this… if this is gonna put a smile on people’s faces… I’ll do it!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Linda! Happy Blursday… from Luke and Andrew” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Linda!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Shifting expectations are going to effect how we look at things like climate change… and pandemics” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew: “The Freeze. What is the Freeze?”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “We’re doing it together”

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Andrew: “Well, lemme grab this thing as far away from its… chompers as possible, as you might say”

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Andrew: “What are they doing!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I, I think people should just keep their stinky feet to themselves”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a strong take on people walking around with bare feet in stores and restaurants

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Andrew and Luke: “I could Google it right now! I’m going… crazy over here! This is good… This is… you know… It’s good for you to… work on delaying gratification for once in your life”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke! (Oh my God) Old fart!”

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Luke: “Of course, you could edit this out”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I remember this!!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Somebody better get these barefoot snakes… off this… M-Fing plane!”

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Luke: “The Seattle Laser Bacon Cats”

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Luke: “The soft bigotry of lowered expectations”

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Luke: “This is all yours, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Divorce? I’m listening! Eight-year old Luke Burbank, ‘I’m listening!'”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for providing a drop of Andrew doing his impression of a drop a listener was searching for

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry. Oh my God. What are we even doing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “What am I supposed to do? How can I help from Bellingham, Washington? Join the militia”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah”

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Andrew: “Hey, gangbangers!”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m… Mr. Buffer over here”

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Andrew: “I know that I’ve already ruined the show with my stupid e-mail thing that didn’t really pay off”

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Andrew: “Sectional fever”

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Andrew: “Snakes… freak… me out. Frogs freak me out. Spiders… dogs, cats… birds… lotta things”

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Andrew: “This cool new thing you can freeze your kid’s yogurt so they some to share and some to eat!!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is super-not interesting”

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Andrew: “Well, this is super-not interesting; but, for the record, I’m not going, I’m going backwards in time”

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Listener Tracy: Reciting the lyrics from “Tour the States”

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Luke: “And, I didn’t realize hummingbirds had tongues… my friends”

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Luke: “Hey, y’all”

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Luke: “It’s fun… It’s flirty. Wait, flirty’s bad”

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Luke: “Resistance is futile”

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Luke: “Y’all better get… with it… okay?”

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Luke: “Y’all come back now, hear?”

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Luke: “Y’all did a really good job… today… of helping us… make a… semi-decent show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So, left your leg and let them squeal. What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Right now, if I look at my… inbox of my… my, sort of, personal e-mail, it says 2,460 unread e-mails. Now… (Oh, God!) the vast majority of those are… (Get me out outta my skin! Ugh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “When I get that feelin’, I want sectional healing. Oh, that’s good!”

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Mary Holden: “Wink, wink”

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Andrew: “But, yeah, I agree with everything that you just said”

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Andrew: “Doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: “I am such an old man, now”

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Andrew: “I don’t think there was a lot of surprising you back then”

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Andrew: “I knew enough to know that it was a real horny show; but, I didn’t get what was going on”

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Andrew: “I made a huge mistake”

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Andrew: “Itasca was a dirty bird”

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Andrew: “Negging, and dirty, and negging; and, then, something that’s on the edge again”

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Andrew: “Oh, why would I even ask this?”

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Andrew: “Oh, why would I even ask this? We just killed everybody with our fantasy talk yesterday”

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Andrew: “On a bad day, Uncle Andy has slept too late; so, he’s frantic and just he grabs a, you know, kind of a completed… intro montage that was made any time in the past ten years”

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Andrew: “On a good day, Uncle Andy wakes up… gives himself tons of time to put together a new montage before the show”

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Andrew: “On a good day… Uncle Andy, that’s me. We’re calling me ‘Uncle Andy’ today. Just for today”

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Andrew: “Oooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “I was on a spaceship… My… wife’s new name is, ‘Taargüs'” in a computer-like manner

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Andrew: “This is so boring and forever taking”

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Andrew: “Title. Notion. Something. Question mark?”

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Andrew: “Whoa! You don’t wanna get over-het”

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Luke: “All that merkin talk, yesterday, just had me… fired up!”

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Luke: “Aye yai yai!”

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Luke: “Because, it’s short and sweet”

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Luke: “Cowabunga, dude!”

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Luke: “Fine. Let’s just deep-dive into my… crazy brain”

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Luke: “Here on episode three-thousand, two-hundred and eight, in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope, wrong show number, Luke.]

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Luke: “I feel like a million bucks, you guys. I am ready to… smoke the world with the rock ‘n’ roll”

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Luke: “It ain’t the meat, it’s the notion”

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Luke: “It’s… slam-dunk… three pointers… and, super-imposed backgrounds, Andrew”

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Luke: “Ohhh. I love that the kid is second place to a dog he’s never met”

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Luke: “Welcome to Ear Talk”

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Andrew: “And, get ready for this… joke… that I’m gonna… just whiz down the… line”

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Andrew: “But, I was so mad that… that Xfinity wouldn’t let me do it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that game was on a weekend. I’m sorry… that match was on a weekend. Good, Lord! Everybody calm down”

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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh”

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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh” #2

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Andrew: Doo-dooing some notes

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Andrew: “Fuck you, fuck fuckers”

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Andrew: “Genevieve gets a few in her, she just wants to talk all night!”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can barely remember before times anymore”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I like the voice I was making in that first drop”

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Andrew: “I think I’m just a fat, old hobbit who doesn’t get into adventures”

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Andrew: “I went on some really nasty websites”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke… As somebody who talks to you for a… you know, a… big… I talk to you… for a big chunk of my life… It didn’t like the most natural thing”

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Andrew: “Long pants… shoes on… button down shirt. Whatever”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m getting too old for this shit!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Shit, yes!”

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Andrew: Singing a song to cover up Luke telling listeners to look up merkins

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Andrew: “You dress for the podcast you wanna host”

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Andrew: “You know, some people drink cuz it… increases the GABA; for others, it increases the gabbing”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, a very common thing (Mmm-hmm) is to, you know, maybe stroke… stroke your partner’s hair when you’re just, (Merkin) like, talking or whatev–No!”

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Luke: “Boy weekend!”

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Luke: “Bring me my fucking cat!!”

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Luke: “Don’t, like, don’t do it… Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Fuck you, you fucking fuckers”

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Luke: “I just felt so scraggily”

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Luke: “I will… chide them and, also, give them free publicity… Because, that’s a good strategy… for getting back at a… major corporation”

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Luke: “Is that fucking candy?!”

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Luke: Mimicking Bilbo’s growl at Frodo

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Luke: “No!!”

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Luke: “Rossi and Burbanki”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “See, this is what happens… when you find a LOTR in the Alps”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Sweet! Bilbo got the ring!”

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Luke: “This is so boring and forever taking!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And Ham begot Japheth… (Right) And, verily, Japheth… begot… Riphath… and”

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Luke and Andrew: “The human body is a beautiful thing! That’s not, I don’t think… human bodies have those… do they?”

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Andrew: “And, maybe a beer or fifteen”

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Andrew: “I can just laugh at the idea of jokes”

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Andrew: “I didn’t quite appreciate the power… of Mother Nature”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… KIXI them while their down”

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Andrew: “I just don’t care anymore”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’ve told you this… many times… I just don’t care anymore”

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Andrew: “Panicking is what I do first and best”

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Andrew: Saying “I recognize that this is a joke structure. Ah-ah-ah-ah!” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: “You’ve been Weisbaum’d”

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Andrew and Luke: “There was zero… (Yeah) zero competence, zero confidence, zero anything”

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Luke: “And, this was, luckily, just some… ding-bots… who wanted to get Bitcoin”

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Luke: Doo-dooing a song

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Luke: “It’ll be fun, they said… Punch it in the nose, they said”

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Luke: “Kind of… sexy, dirty bird quality”

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Luke: Singing “You just have to… figure out… how big to make your fist, to get the cheetah off of you”

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Luke: “W-w-w-w-w-w-Weisbaum’d!”

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Luke: “You got Weisbaum’d!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m happy to be your connection… via TikTok… Thanks, Dad”

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Andrew: “A PowerPoint!? I don’t… do PowerPoints?”

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Andrew: “Funky-punky”

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Andrew: “I don’t think any birds have flown into that hole though”

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Andrew: “It was Les… Claypool. It was Moore Claypool”

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Andrew: “Les Claypool, more Andrew”

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Andrew: Making a mouth popping sound

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Andrew: Making seagull sounds

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Andrew: “No offense! Some offense!”

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Andrew: “Sailing the seas of cheese”

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Andrew: Saying “Cup of coffee” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Waa-waa!” like a crybaby

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Andrew: “So, now, like, kind of, in the back of my head, as you and I just kind of… just, kind of, talking about your drive down here, and… thanking me for getting you a cup of coffee, and talking about the birdhouse”

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Andrew: “This is a huge problem!”

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Andrew: “We talk about sitting on this roof a lot”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Be careful with that baby… (I will be) That’s a one-of-a-kind right there”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here comes Luke Burbank! (Yeah) Score! Home run!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, thanks for this… Who are ya? Yeah. Who are ya?”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “206-414 (414)”

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Luke: “A better show wouldn’t do that”

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Luke: “Airbnb has lost its fucking head”

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Luke: “How to be Natural During Unnatural Times”

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Luke: “Is this where I pay for my… nostalgia?”

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Luke: “Joke’s on you, Nazis”

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Luke: Singing “You know I love you; but, I just can’t take it”

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Luke: “Something was a little… burbling”

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Luke: “We hope to bore people… across the spectrum… of… of their ability to hear… see, taste, smell… You name it… we’ll bore you with it”

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Luke: “Well… Baseball’s back… The crack of the wrist… The loss of the Mariners’… Somethings… never change”

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Luke: “You know what? Let go… Let Gaia”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t need hot bean water… mixing with my hot ham water (Sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been pretty open with the Burbank brand… It is true”

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Luke and Andrew: “Joke’s on you, Nazis… (There it is) By the way, you’re a Nazi in this story. I don’t like that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The one thing that you, and Genevieve, and I all have in common is… we will shoot our shot… (Yeah) with a joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “Throwing it all away. (Away… Right?) Throwing it all away”

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