Clips From TBTL #3134

Andrew: “Cuz, I remember it like it was yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “Do you remember which bonus show? Cuz, I remember it like it was yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “Don’t exercise and vape like a crazy man at night”

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Andrew: “It… kinda… scares me a little bit”

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Andrew: “Just creeping my way home”

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Andrew: “Just creeping my way home… Eugh!”

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Andrew: Making warning buzzer sounds

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Andrew: “Speaking of the rest of the week, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “Stanch. I wanna stanch the e-mails… I stanch e-mails”

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Andrew: “Stop rememberin’ that!”

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Andrew: “There’s something in us now”

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Andrew: “This other person thinks that they’re the only person on the road!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh the Vapester”

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Andrew: “We did a whole show on After These Messages… Sorry, Nick, I’m also gonna plug my other podcast during your Dazzling Donor message”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on?”

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Andrew: “You just wanted a loosie”

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Andrew: “You think that I live my life usually trying to stay out of people’s way. You should’ve seen me trying to hug the–I was trying to disappear. I was trying to tunnel under the Earth to stay out of people’s way”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, this isn’t good… But, you know, I started smoking I, I think when I was a sophomore in high school; which, is… obviously too early… Shouldn’t start smoking at any time; but… Oh, God. Wait, hold on. Is smoking bad for you? (What about vaping, though?) Could somebody let me know if smoking is bad for you? Smoking is bad for you, everybody. Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Boom. Roasted”

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Luke: Getting mentioned, along with Christy Wise, for finding the origin story for “No mountain too tall”

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Luke: “He’s [sic] dad drinks beer and talks loud”

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Luke: “I’m gonna go anecdotal on you”

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Luke: “I’m gonna… take a shot here. I’m gonna shoot my shot”

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Luke: “If anyone is getting their… their COVID, like… facts from us, this is the wrong place for that”

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Luke: “Oh, man… Fight it, Burbs… Fight it”

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Luke: “Our friend Nick Armes… the Perfect Ten… Also known as Nick Sleevies”

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Luke: “Rudy has been having the time of her flippin’ life!”

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Luke: “So ripshit”

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Luke: “There are way too many people touching each other right now”

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Luke: “With the power of my mind… try to control the situation and bend it into something usable”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who was making out with this tiger? (Mmm-hmm. They’re hot)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You skeezed when you meant to skeeve… Not a show title”

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Clips From TBTL #3133

Andrew: “And, here I was just searching my library for ‘poop'”

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Andrew: “Come here, boy. You been peepin’… Let me smell that. Sure. You been peepin’ osprey?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s gonna happen to my brain, man”

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Andrew: “I never got on the… Juul train”

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Andrew: Mimicking Steve Bruhl’s hot food in mouth sound

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Andrew: “Okay, BoJack”

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Andrew: Saying “Has anybody seen my Juul?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Looking for her Juul” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Luke” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This conversation is… really all the… hell over the place… I also forgot how to swear recently”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it sounded weird coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talks Luke into another “bullshit conversation” to get John Tesh on the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for saving my ass there (Sure)”

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Luke: “But, we are at work right now, Maestro”

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Luke: “Can you please move over!? Thank you! Have a nice day! I like turtles!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “God, you are picking up so much subtext!”

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Luke: “He’s the BoJack to my Horseman”

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Luke: Huffing and puffing

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Luke: “I like turtles!”

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Luke: “Lasagna o’clock!”

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Luke: “Move over, Garfield… There’s a new lasagna fanatic in town. His name? Burbs”

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Luke: “Osprey peepin'”

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Luke: “Seriously?”

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Luke: “Smoke follows beauty”

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Luke: “We should’ve be–all been doing this… you know… since the before-times”

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Luke: “Who needs a movie?”

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Luke: “You are asking the wrong person”

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Luke: “You’ll be able to get out for Drinko de Mayo!”

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Luke: “Your booty do be burning”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was hell damn raining… It was hell damn raining. It was hell raining all over the place”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just Thunderdome over there… Like… (War Thunderdome) That’s War Thunderdome”

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Clips From TBTL #3132

Andrew: Boo-booing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “He, of course, will get no fun party… Although, he did just get a fun farty”

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Andrew: “Hey, speaking of me being an idiot”

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Andrew: “His inbox was getting… flooded with my mistakes”

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Andrew: “Hollywoo?”

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Andrew: “How about this for me being totally full of it?”

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Andrew: “I confused myself!”

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Andrew: “I’ve had to… temporarily stop rolling the blade, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I’ve been drinking a lot”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank… Better Than Daddy”

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Andrew: Neighing in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, that’s nice to know. But, also, it’s not a saxophone… It’s a trombone”

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “Well, why would I dig myself deeper?”

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Andrew: “You ever dance with Concur in the pale moonlight?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, we have a lot of Blursdays and not much (Oh, boy) time; so, I don’t want any… (Okay) BS from anyone! Including me… And, that includes me. Exactly (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I set up the question too confusing… And, I just, it was like a moment… (You confused yourself!?) I confused myself! Oh my God, that’s so beautiful. (So, really, I mean, I would’ve lost by…) The answer, sadly, was not yes. Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve had to… temporarily stop rolling the blade, Luke. You know that. You’re rubbing it in. I’ve had to leave my blading life… (Well, that’s…) behind for a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: Negging, nagging and neighing on BoJack Horseman

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Luke: “Do you wanna be right? Or, do you wanna be happy?”

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Luke: “Hey… are you guys coming over for the sport… thing?”

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Luke: “Let’s dance! Let’s dance, Concur”

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Luke: Quietly saying “She would have to say, ‘I’m forever grateful… and proud to be… a Dazzling Donor'”

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Luke: Saying “If I were watching this like Dicky V, baby!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That drop lives with me”

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Luke: “They threaten… to take it out of your paycheck. I don’t think they got the balls, man!”

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Luke: Whispering “Hey, Maestro, could you… re-rack the music?”

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Luke: “Worcester Spreadshee”

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Clips From TBTL #3131

Andrew: “A little… fake… rubber… pile of poo”

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Andrew: “Do you know about my Dad’s fake poop?”

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Andrew: “God! Terry!”

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Andrew: “Google… that’s exactly how you say that”

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Andrew: “Growing up there was a little white box… in our basement… We had a big… (Well, shit) That came in hot”

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Andrew: “Hey, my privileged bozos”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I stand with Luke”

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Andrew: “I, I love you. I think you’re a beautiful man”

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Andrew: “I, I love you. I think you’re a beautiful man… That’s gonna be isolated, I know that”

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Andrew: “Is Chris gonna kill me?”

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Andrew: Making punctuated sounds

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Andrew: Mimicking the Walshelm Scream

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Andrew: “Pile of poo”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Drive… me… crazy”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That came in hot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke! You know what Nev can (Yes) do? Hmm… He can catfish”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Walshelm Scream is back! Baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa! Sue! Yeah! Susie! (Right?)”

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Chris Hayes: “A very TBTL move there”

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Luke: “Catfish… is back!”

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Luke: “Luke’s moustache… unnaturally spirited”

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Luke: Making funny, punctuated sounds

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Luke: “My brain may have finally broken”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, alright, alright… It’s just you and me, compound fracture… My shin is a flat circle. That’s not good” as Matthew McConaughey

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Luke: Saying “Ha-ha!” as Nelson Muntz

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Luke: Saying “Work?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Love goals, love goals. Say that you love me”

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Luke: “So back to my beard”

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Luke: “Who-gatz on first? What? No”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s near a No Parking sign with a penis drawn on it; if that narrows it down (That is true)”

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Clips From TBTL #3130

Well, it’s that time of year again when Luke and Andrew read the Dazzling Donor messages again; and, this time, both were doing mine. While they were on the topic of Marsupial Gurgle, Andrew mentioned that he created a theme song for Genevieve for his other podcast, “After These Messages”, using some of Genevieve’s audio clips that I pulled over the years.

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message plus Andrew creating a theme song for Genevieve using drops from Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: Theme song for Genevieve using drops from Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “But, I thought I, I was gonna twist it, and turn it, and flip it, and screw it”

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Andrew: “Gas, grass or podcasts. Nobody rides for free”

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Andrew: “I Love the COVIDs?”

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Andrew: “It is a more… big S way of putting it. Am I allowed to say ‘big S’?”

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Andrew: “It’s the same kid. He’s a little shit, right?”

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Andrew: “Luckily, I can still say ‘booty’ on this show”

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Andrew: “Oh, everybody out here says it weird”

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Andrew: “Ooh, explicit!”

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Andrew: “The answer, sadly, is not yes”

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Andrew: “This is very self-aggrandizing for myself”

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Andrew: “What? What about the best boy? Who was the gaffer!?”

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Luke: “Back at it again… with the dental surgery”

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Luke: “Coming to you… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingha–Washington”

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Luke: “Drops of Stupider”

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Luke: “He is Andrew Walsh. The state of his booty is always strong”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, alright alright… I’m there, man” as Matthew McConaughey

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Luke: Saying “Can I pet that dog?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Star Trax: The North Generation”

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Luke: “That’s a pretty sad spoof!”

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Luke: “You know me; I love me some good audio spackle”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go down to the river! (To the river!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Speaking as if they were being played back at 1.5x speed

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Clips From TBTL #3129

Andrew: “But, you know the whole snort and spit thing”

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Andrew: “Don’t… d-don’t… mess with me”

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Andrew: “E-dine-ah, E-dee-nah. Whatever!”

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Andrew: “Huffing and puffing; blowing it in my face”

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Andrew: “I don’t… want you to holler at me here”

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Andrew: “I just lost my brain!”

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Andrew: “I know that I-slash-we, but maybe mostly I”

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Andrew: “I’m a hugger”

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Andrew: “I’m a hugger. I hug the extremities of things; I always do”

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Andrew: “Is ‘¡Jalapeña!’… in there, by any chance? Cuz, I could use a ‘¡Jalapeña!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a million points of phlegm”

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Andrew: “It’s a million points of phlegm, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, well. This one has an extra… you know, thing sticking out here”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s me! I’m Maestro”

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Andrew: “So, I just sat there and just chip, chip, chip, chipped away at a mountain”

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Andrew: “So, if you’re a new listener… and, you’re wondering what the hell we’re talking about… or, if we’ve just our brains. Yes, we have”

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Andrew: “That’s never the answer”

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Andrew: “They’re both bro-ing it up”

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Andrew: “Traversing the separation between what is the nose and what is the mouth, and where things belong”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Cuz, sometimes it will happen accidentally if I have a cold or something, and I just start gagging immediately”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lazling loner? Lazling loners, of course”

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Luke: “Geather and McChelles High School Reunion”

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Luke: “Okay, XO”

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Luke: “The first time I laid eyes on him… I saw a co-bro… and, he saw a Burbs (Ooh!)”

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Luke: “You’re donating how much every month to the bobble head guys?”

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Luke: “You’re gonna need a bigger magnet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of our audience… Maestro? Oh! That’s me! I’m Maestro. I forgot what we were doing for a second. But, don’t worry. I would never stall”

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Luke and Andrew: Mentioning MarsupialGurgle.com

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