Clips From TBTL #3128

Andrew: “And, I love it; and, I’m so damn cute in it!”

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Andrew: “I have weeping wounds”

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Andrew: “I love it when you call me ‘maestro'”

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Andrew: “I party hardy a lot; and, I say ‘I wanna party hardy’ a lot”

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Andrew: “I think you need to hit that ‘T’ hard though”

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Andrew: “I’m so bad about… the money side of things”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m being a wiener”

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Andrew: “It’s a very sexy song though”

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Andrew: “One man dive bar… crawls”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s like a switch… It’s like a switch” as Sylvester Stallone

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Andrew: “So, I know it’s a very sensuous song; more sensuous than I… usually… play probably”

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Andrew: “The other day, I was a little bit jangled up”

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Andrew: “This new cartoon of me delights me so much”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna say: you’re acting like a corn dog at a hot dog party”

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Andrew: “Wunder Wieners”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I don’t hit the ‘T’ like that”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know (Ooh!) if people are feeling, like, sexy times right now”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s up guys? You seem like you’re having fun; but, are you ready to party hearty?”

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Luke: Singing “Even though we ain’t got money”

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Luke: Singing “I’m alright… Ain’t don’t nobody worry about me”

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Luke: Singing “I’m alright”

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Luke: “The… Dalai Lama… the, you know, the… the robes, the grace, striking”

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Luke: “What’s up, my dudes?”

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Luke: “Wunder Wiener”

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Luke and Andrew: “You and I, apparently, are gonna have a very sexy weekend. Not together! Mmm-hmm”

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Steve Neuman: Leaving a voicemail message with a list of the ten best Darrens in popular culture

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Clips From TBTL #3127

Andrew: “All of a sudden, I feel wetness, down below”

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Andrew: “Are these… terrible, creepy men?”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, fucking blah”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna fight with you”

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Andrew: “I have a case of the borings”

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Andrew: “I have a whole list of things I can hate myself for”

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Andrew: “I’m always stuffed up! That’s my brand!”

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Andrew: “I’m not really huge on the quote/unquote ‘reading thing’; because, I don’t know what quote/unquote ‘words mean'”

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Andrew: “I’m very weird about milk”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What was the line? Genevieve and I both groaned out loud at one of my dumb CNN documentaries yesterday”

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Andrew: “Oh, sweetie”

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Andrew: “Oh. No, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! There, I just got another swear word in”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song… piggy!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “TBTL Daddy!”

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Andrew: “There was a time where you knew how to do it”

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Andrew: “They call me ‘The Chameleon’… cuz, of my big wet eyes”

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Andrew: “They’re the meatiest cracker”

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Andrew: “We weren’t allowed to, we weren’t allowed; because, I’m a kid”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam, that’s a little treat”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t have a lot to say about it, other than… Why am I doing this… Walsh? (Ha!) You’re ruining the show”

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Andrew and Luke: Talking about Girl Scout cookie season as terrible, creepy men

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Luke: “Blew my mind grapes (Intelligence for your life)”

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Luke: “Body? I am asking you to do me a favor… Whatever is going on, please kill it overnight”

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Luke: “Crackers talking crackers… for… days”

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Luke: “Dear Lord… please… right now… whatever is making me feel a little warm, please… knock it down”

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Luke: “Do you even Itasca, bro?”

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Luke: “I’m Michael Barbaro… Eleven months ago… today… was the day after they stopped selling Girl Scout cookies… What!?”

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Luke: “Let’s keep… the treats that are unfrozen, unfrozen, in my opinion”

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Luke: “Oh, lul”

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Luke: “That’s what Michael Barbaro does on The Daily. That’s what Reply All does… They take a cloudy day and make it sunny… TBTL… takes a sunny day… and elevates the UV rays to a dangerous level”

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Luke: “There’s very little in this world that makes me say, ‘holy shit'”

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Luke: “This is what we not trying to do… This is what we not trying to do”

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Luke: “Wheat Thicks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything in this world, currently, makes me say, ‘holy shit’… (Yeah. Right) But, for the wrong reasons”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scooby-Dooby-Doo… Scooby-Dooby-Doo”

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Clips From TBTL #3126

Andrew: “#AbolishTheMonarchy”

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Andrew: “Andrew! Complaining about The Windsors is not a personality!”

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Andrew: “But, still emphasizing the ‘di'”

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Andrew: “But, what is your ruling on that? Actually, you’re the wrong person to ask”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E… Edina… I–Whatever. I’m done. I’m done with the show… Do you need me anymore? I’m sorry. I just broke myself”

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Andrew: “I did not want you to talk anymore”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been able to watch ‘The Windsors’… So, it’s hard all around, Hannah. I just wanna remind everybody of that as well”

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Andrew: “I trust Rita”

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Andrew: “I would if I could!”

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Andrew: “I’m coming for ya!”

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Andrew: “Is something wrong? Should I… should I hit it with a stick?”

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Andrew: “My God! We are so lucky”

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Andrew: “Oh, a lot of tube-based parenting”

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Andrew: Saying “The garbage is in Luke’s house… and Andrew’s house!” as George Bailey

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Andrew: “She sent me her vCard”

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “Sometimes… counterpoints can, you know… come out of the blue”

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Andrew: “They just know I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “We just want you to act normal; but, clearly, you’re not!”

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Andrew: “You always do this!!”

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Andrew: “You have that lazy vowel sound”

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Andrew: “Your’s is just a big red L!”

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Luke: “Alright. Hello… My goodness… Good morning… And, welcome… to a Wednesday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “And, as I went to sing… nothing came out except… french fries”

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Luke: “Factually dicey”

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Luke: “Ripshit”

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Luke: “Work the back”

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Clips From TBTL #3125

Andrew: “Alright, brother-man”

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Andrew: “But, I promise you, I’m not Madonna-ing it here”

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Andrew: “Do I say ‘nadir’ funny?”

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Andrew: “Do you believe I’m shy? Do you believe I can shy?”

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Andrew: “Everyone either became a hunk… a chunk… a drunk… a skunk… or a monk”

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Andrew: “Get off my property; because, you’re gonna break your skull”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Am I sorry? Sort of. I think I’m gonna regret this”

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Andrew: “I hate… the sound of my mouse clicking”

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Andrew: “I’m definitely going the chunky, drunky route myself”

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Andrew: “It’s really sad to admit that”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Andrew: Saying “And, good luck to all!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, yeah… Well… if I do that, Connie gets mad at me. And, I just don’t mean mad… I mean, Italian mad” as John Tesh

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Andrew: Saying “This little piggy went to the market” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “From a distance”

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Andrew: “TBTL baby”

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Andrew: “That’s not entirely untrue”

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Andrew: “That’s the Luke Burbank promise”

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Andrew: “This is not a body by rollerblade”

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Luke: “Easy, Marge”

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Luke: “Even as much as I am… always grinding for this show”

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Luke: “Gheather… Gheather [ph]

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Luke: Saying “My wife” as Borat

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Luke: Saying “You know it, brother!” as Hulk Hogan or Macho Man

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Luke: Singing “God bless America, land that I love”

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Luke: Singing “I believe you can shy”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go… Let’s have some fried fish”

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Luke: “Thank you, brain. I appreciate that”

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Luke: “What kinda… what kinda fricked up name is ‘Gheather’? [ph]

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Luke: Whispering “Go Andrew”

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Luke: “You feel me!?”

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Luke: “You got your down days and you got your up days; and, I wanna just tell ya, I’m having an up day”

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Luke: “You’ve got to get that to-Gheather! [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “How is your word soup garbage anxiety, by the way? (Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3124

Andrew: “And, I’m more of a big dog”

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Andrew: “But, I just tell my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, the grocery store thing is obviously… hitting me… hitting me where it hurts”

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Andrew: “Can you do me a solid?”

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Andrew: “Can’t even get taargüs here anymore. Everybody’s hoarded all the taargüs”

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Andrew: “Face mask porn”

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Andrew: “He’s just done a million things in his career that I don’t like. And, I think he’s a buffoon; and, I don’t think he should have his job”

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Andrew: “I can’t say that word; and, I knew… that I wouldn’t be able to say it. Yet, I went for it anyway”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit about Don Lemon… I actually actively dislike him”

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Andrew: “I got eczema on the back of my head. I can’t get a can of beans. Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”

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Andrew: “I love this damn dog so much”

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Andrew: “I need more input devices!”

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Andrew: “I will… admit that this is just snarky… high school, growing up in the 90s, Gen X Andrew talking here”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this to bust balls”

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Andrew: “I’ve been, you know… dipping into a lot of escapism”

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Andrew: “Let me, quickly, come back to, speaking of, of me… come back to my Molly story”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”

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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here”

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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here; but, let me just throw it out there… And, then, everybody can laugh at me”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!! I can’t, I don’t know if I can continue this”

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Andrew: Saying “I can write a song for that… I can write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “I can’t pet you, Molly!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You are taking away my stories” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s the only one who kinda made me… laugh; cuz, I love her so much”

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Andrew: “Silver Sarahman”

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Andrew: “Son of a bitch. It’s Don Lemon”

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Andrew: “Sorry. I just really hate that guy”

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Andrew: “Terrible, mash ’em up culture”

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Andrew: “The Wayne and Garthification of the nation”

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Andrew: “There’s something wrong with my teeth”

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Andrew: “They’re blocking out my stories, Luke”

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Andrew: “You are taking away my stories. I watched fifteen minutes of Don Lemon for this shit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shit. (Yeah) Fine. M*A*S*H. I’ll watch M*A*S*H. It was about food poisoning, that episode”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re not grocery store (Okay) related; but, one of them, if it makes you interested in the story more… does involve Molly”

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Luke: “And, I don’t know if it’s a person name Molly; or, if it’s… the… drug, I don’t care. I’m in”

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Luke: “Button Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Everyone’s allowed to be silly, even Madonna”

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Luke: “I just did that in my brain”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ, man!”

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Luke: “Papa Don’t Reach”

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Luke: Saying “Papa Don’t Reach” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors”

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Luke: “So, I think you can pet that Molly!”

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Luke: “That did a number on my brain”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors” and Andrew saying “Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Target. Target… (Target! Target!)”

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Clips From McMillan Men #18

Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll pull your teeth for you. Is now a good time?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying  “Oh, shit! It’s so good”

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Andrew: “Man… got a little drunk afterwards”

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Andrew: “Mary had a little lamb… its fleece was white as snow”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell, no! Like, I cannot smart [sic]

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s relationship”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times during this episode”

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Luke: “Like, Leslie has gone from thinking that John is biggest fuck-up of all time”

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Luke: “Peace and love to our Mormon listeners”

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Luke: “So… motherfucking, let us go… Here’s who I am… I’m the big dog”

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Luke: “That’s one diddle that can’t be undoodled”

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Luke: “You’ll know it when ya see it… That’s all I’ll say”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goddamn, Debra Winger (Goddamn!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “John and Agathe… hook up… Ooh, team up… I mean, hook up… I mean, hot and heavy… This is not that kind of show”

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