Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Because, I realize I was swallowing it in yesterday’s show”

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Andrew: “But, we are getting… so much good stuff. You might even say too much good stuff. You might even say… Toomgis”

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Andrew: “Donovan has a lotta corny shit”

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Andrew: “He’s got a lotta corny shit”

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Andrew: “I almost did an imitation of Donovan, doing an imitation… of George Harrison”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know what I did… wrong”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what you’re talking about right now”

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Andrew: “I have no idea… what we’re about to hear”

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Andrew: “I think I used to bop to that song”

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Andrew: “I thought that Luke was just making things up again… He blames you… Now, you’re blaming Uncle Chuck!”

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Andrew: “I thought the Stu-bot… was spoofin’ me”

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Andrew: “I… ended up killing the rosemary plant. I don’t, I don’t know what I did… wrong”

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Andrew: “I’m infecting you with my stupidity”

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Andrew: “I’m kinda scoobie doobie”

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Andrew: “It is P-Popping”

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Andrew: “Luke, I love this song!”

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Andrew: Making a ricochet sound

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Andrew: “My word cloud of germs”

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Andrew: “Oh, I think I can cry publicly at this point”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Look, we’re on this big blue marble, aren’t we?” as Donovan

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Andrew: Singing “206… 414-8285”

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Andrew: “Thank God it’s Friday!”

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Andrew: “The bline [ph] broke up so terribly, I have no idea what you’re talking about right now… I am only just hearing little clips of your voice, kind of, floating through space; but, they aren’t forming words”

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Andrew: “This sounds very distorted to me”

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Andrew: “We’re living in a world worse than Idiocracy!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna say one of the stupidest things that humans always say”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doing imitations of George Harrison and Donovan

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I’m gonna say one of the stupidest things that humans always say; which is, (Okay) it seems fast and slow at the same time”

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Luke: “I wanna find out if my mom was the one who told me this; or, if I just… hundred percent imagined this”

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Luke: “I’m not sick; but, I’m not well. Flagpole Sitta”

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Luke: “If you keep using TBTL as a mechanism to promote your nine to twelve other shows you do, I am going to report you… Soon as… As soon as this… shelter-in-place order is over, I am going to report you to our supervisors”

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Luke: “Kung Fu Flu”

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Luke: Saying “Should I do the rest of the show in this accent? I don’t even know what it is” in a Scouse-like accent

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie”

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie” #2

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie, man”

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Luke: Singing “Here comes the sun, scoobie doobie”

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Luke: “That’s what he was talking about!”

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Luke: “The only was past this is through it. Let’s do it”

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Luke: “We just gotta keep pulling at this thread”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, Mama… Hi, Suzie”

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Luke and Andrew: Imitating George Harrison and Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain to tall… And, good luck to all, Don”

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Andrew: “Catch my condition”

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Andrew: “Constant COVID updates”

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Andrew: “I call it the, ‘Jelly Paul Problem'”

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Andrew: “I often am blowing my nose; just, because, that’s the way God made me”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to be a good boy”

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Andrew: “So, I know that’s a little self-serving and long-winded; but, it really brought me joy”

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Andrew: “So… illicit”

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Andrew: “Somehow… I just have lost the ability to watch TV in that way. I hope it comes back”

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Andrew: “TBTL stands for… Two Bros To Love”

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Andrew: “Waawf”

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Andrew and Luke: “Beaux be arts and Mars plays darts, and liddle lamzy divey (Liddle lamzy divey… Kiddley divey too, will you?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that what the shirt (Yeah) looks like!?”

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Luke: “Former host… Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “God bless whoever drew a penis on this!”

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Luke: “I fought the law… and, I… think I won?”

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Luke: “I.e.: someone drew a penis on it”

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Luke: “I’m a well-known local phallus”

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Luke: “I’ve got a little bit of good news… folks”

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Luke: Saying “I think the overall consumption of alcohol in this country… will be way up” and playing the fart sound away from the microphone

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Luke: “Two bros… loving it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: Describing the photos that were taken when Luke was parked in a loading zone and a sign had a phallus drawn on it

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Andrew: “Every time you say the word ‘privilege’, we lose one listener and gain another”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. Welcome to Booty Patter… I’m Andrew. That’s Luke”

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Andrew: “Humans are… well… problematic at times”

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Andrew: “I am an Oath Keeper, by the way”

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Andrew: “I like to consider myself the white Idris Elba”

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Andrew: “I love my cat; but, I’m really glad he can’t talk”

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Andrew: “I mean, you got a Ned Flanders body under there, my friend”

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Andrew: “I think I bring… plenty of three year old energy”

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Andrew: “Now, I think that’s a jam. I love that song… Couple of problems… He didn’t start from the bottom”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! Somebody is in here!”

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Andrew: “Roger that. Over. Gonna bomb these guys”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m sorry. I don’t deserve this. I should give it all away” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Think about your words, Walsh”

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Luke: “Bamboo butt… butt buffer?”

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Luke: “Booty patters”

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Luke: “Could we do this, like, on a semi-regular basis? Cuz, this feels right!”

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Luke: “Drake traffics in fame… not clout”

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Luke: “Hoarding kindness”

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Luke: “I have… bidet privilege”

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Luke: “I haven’t… been phished… yet”

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Luke: “Oh my God. What a fucking relief”

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Luke: “Pew-pew. Land the plane”

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Luke: Saying “Can I pet that dog?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Can I play that clip?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Working on the weekend, like usual”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bunghole buffers (Ohh!)”

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Andrew: “Alright. I hate to be complicit here”

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Andrew: “As… the world’s number two”

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Andrew: “As… the world’s number two and the podcasting world’s number one partying animal”

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Andrew: “Basement beef castle”

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Andrew: “Have you thought about just dragging it across the carpet?”

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Andrew: “Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I am not mad at this at all!”

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Andrew: “I did the most… satisfying manscaping… around eleven o’clock last night”

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Andrew: “I do not want to start the show all litigious!”

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Andrew: “I have a follow-up question about bidet usage that I’m really wondering whether or not I should ask”

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Andrew: “I use this term advisedly, I am a… self-described party animal; and, for party animals like me… it’s just gonna be really tough to stay home… But, I’ll do it”

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Andrew: “I will cut your mic!”

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Andrew: “I… went into my man cave, I manscaped, and, then, I mansplained to Genevieve what I was doing”

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Andrew: “I’m about to dip into something that I know nothing about here”

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Andrew: “I’m balding and I have a beard; but, it is a kempt beard”

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Andrew: “I’m not hoarding!”

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Andrew: “ISDN… spider web of networks”

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Andrew: “No, I’m not pretty enough”

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Andrew: “See, the virus, if the virus keeps us home, then the virus won… Is that the messaging we’re supposed to be using?”

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Andrew: “Speaking of my shaggy beard”

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Andrew: “That’s why I needed the toilet paper”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wanna tell you my… toilet paper story. May I? I… You know what? I… I will… I will cede the balance of my time to the gentleman from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “‘kay… this is gonna happen”

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Luke: “Bamboo bum rags”

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Luke: “Easy, furry… Okay, furry!”

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Luke: “I have to tell you… the bidet… is… ba-mazing”

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Luke: “I powder my hair and I pat my butthole, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m basically the white Idris Elba”

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Luke: “I’ve been doing a test… where I’ve been using… the bamboo bum rag”

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Luke: “Let’s dance, motherfuckers”

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Luke: “The… remote controls are… should only be used for controlling your bidet and stirring your drink… in… a hotel room… in Mississippi… Yes! Yes!”

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Luke: “This is where it is gonna get controversial, Andrew”

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Luke: “We’re not going… in the right direction at all on this program”

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Luke: “What were we looting today?”

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Luke: “When did this turn into an adult film?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little scared about that… Hmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I have a silver lining on this… somewhat dark Monday”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any desire to become a hot dog right now”

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Andrew: “I Got It Bad (and That Ain’t Good)”

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Andrew: “I… would ask you to take that back, sir”

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Andrew: “I’ll take a squirt. I’ll do it. I’m trying to not touch stuff too much”

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Andrew: “I’m a lazy man who is not facing reality enough”

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Andrew: “If you know what I meant, but you call in to correct me; then, you are the a-hole”

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Andrew: “Now, we are talking Operation: Clean Bins”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I cut that out! I cut that out of the show!”

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Andrew: “What would it be like if I could just spent hours flattening this mountain? It gives me a sense of control”

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Andrew: “You could definitely make the argument that I’m a lazy man who is not facing reality enough”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew flattening curves both in Minecraft and in real life

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we talk about that for one second; then, I’ll shut up. Because, (Okay) I’m being overly serious and on a rant”

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Luke: “Boy, oh, boy. Did the Internet come after him. He got doxxed hard”

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Luke: “Hey, batter-batter-batter”

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Luke: “Holy shit! That sport is hard!”

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Luke: “I have been able to be… kind of an annoying person… for my whole career”

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Luke: “Why don’t you build a better joke on Minecraft; and, then, get back to me”

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Luke: “With a stinky butt”

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Luke: “You know, I’m a little hippy-dippy these days”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke might be in the shower washing his butt or Andrew might be at Green Lake washing his butt

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “He’s… that… guy! (Guy!)”

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