Clips From TBTL #3118

Andrew: “A real mind bleep is the fact that I forgot about 9/11… I mean, let’s just call me out on this”

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Andrew: “Alma mata… Mata? Mater”

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Andrew: “Booty shaker?”

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Andrew: “He just needed me to try”

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Andrew: “I actually remember exactly when you said that; which, that’s a miracle in of itself”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to talk!”

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Andrew: “I was banished from my apartment… two nights ago”

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Andrew: “Saxamaphone”

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Andrew: “So, here we are… Here we are, Luke”

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Andrew: “Why was it the library closure that broke me?”

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Andrew: “You know what? You’re, you’re forcing me to do this. I’m just going to do this. This is unfair to… well, literally everybody except for Hauser [ph]

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Hello, muddah… Alma mata! Hello, faddah… I’ll see you… at the thea-tar! [ph]

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Luke: “If this is… you know… getting close to the end for all of us… I want them to know that I died with excellent posture”

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Luke: “It’s Vitamin T… Vitamin TBTL”

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Luke: “Might be a high risk of her eating something weird; cuz, her butt has been… not good lately”

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Luke: “My chest is really opening up, Andrew”

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Luke: “Rubbing a boom-boom-boom and a zoom-zoom”

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Luke: “Yesterday’s show… was actually on a one day delay; and, boy did we pick the wrong day for that!”

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Clips From TBTL #3117

Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to take the higher ground here and make what you said sound petty… Although, let’s just let that seep in for a second”

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Andrew: “Don’t apologize. This is on me. I’m a fool”

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Andrew: Doot-dooing a ditty

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Andrew: “I just had a moment of clarity”

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Andrew: “I knew you would throw me under the bus one of these days”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not the great… Andrew Walsh toilet paper phenomenon of 2016”

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Andrew: Saying “I just need someone to talk to!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing along with the funky bass and saying “Daddy, daddy, daddy”

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Andrew: “Sound it out. Sound it out. Slow down. Enunciate… Bob’s your uncle”

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Andrew: “That such a small mistake made me feel… so terrible”

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Andrew: “That’s a spicy virus”

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Andrew: “The combination of Wilshire… and Hilton, it was… ‘Wilton'”

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Andrew: “This is… gonna be a weird thing to say. So, I’m sure I will say it too quickly and use too many words; and, then, regret it later”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “Where the… fit hits the shan”

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Andrew: “You’re allowed zero follow-up questions”

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Luke: “Biff got the racing form”

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Luke: “Good look, Burbs”

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Luke: “I don’t go to the Hudson News; cuz, I’m a kid”

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Luke: “I don’t know. Win-win? Win-lose… draw?”

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Luke: “I had been in such a weird… thing with the face touching”

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Luke: “Nobody point a thermometer at my forehead!”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke and Andrew: “What will last longer… coronavirus or the XFL? The coronavirus of football?”

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Clips From TBTL #3116

Andrew: “Ah… excuse me!?”

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Andrew: “And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “Does it have a knotty body?”

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Andrew: “Hoo-yahs”

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Andrew: “I believe the ‘OW’ stands for… Owen Wilson”

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Andrew: “I just want to fly and blow things up!”

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Andrew: “Lesser!?”

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Andrew: Meowing

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Andrew: Meowing #2

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Andrew: Meowing #3

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Andrew: Singing “Woo-dy dogs are the cutie dogs”

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Andrew: “Sweet, sweet warm steam”

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Andrew: “This… be… complicated”

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Andrew: “Toilet Time with T’eo”

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Andrew: “Wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “You like birds. You don’t like games”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hoo-aah! Hoo-aaah!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I know you’re hungry. Oh, I know you’re hungry (Oh, you do know the song)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rudy… dogs are… kwutie [ph] dogs… are… (Right now… Woo-dy dogs are… more cutie than any other dogs in the Microsoft cloud!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait. Who did ‘I Believe I Could Fly’? R Kelly… Complicated. And, ‘Kiss From a Rose’ is Seal. Seal. Right… Hmm… Wish I hadn’t said that”

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Luke: “Andrew and I have self-quarantined here. We’re sheltering in place. We’re surviving… on landjägers… and black coffee. And, it is a wild time!”

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Luke: “Do you even Thunder, bro?”

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Luke: “Hoo-aah”

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Luke: “It’ll be a… day full of… really painful truths for old LB to confront”

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Luke: “It’s the right amount of realistic”

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Luke: “Wham! I just got hammered”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, my Internet doesn’t work”

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Clips From TBTL #3115

With Luke and Andrew saying a fair number of variations on the phrases “Hoo-ah” and “Hoo-ha” on the show, it would be a shame if a supercut of all of those instances wasn’t created.

Luke and Andrew: Hoo-ahs and Hoo-has

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Andrew: “Chickens basically have one hole in… and one hole out… for everything… Everything!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I make a joke about ‘Scent of a Hoo-Aaah’… the other day?”

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Andrew: “Egg?”

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Andrew: “Everything!”

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Andrew: “Fire up the old Crackle”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aaah!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aah”

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Andrew: “Hoo-aah?!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!” #2

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Andrew: “Hoo-has”

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Andrew: “I never knew! I never knew!”

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Andrew: “I think eggs are almost magical”

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Andrew: “It’s a scramble, not a choice”

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Andrew: “Love, it’s what makes an… Out…back an Outback”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Scent of a Hoo-Aaah”

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Andrew: “This is amazing! They’re so clearly actors! I never knew! I never knew!”

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Andrew: “You okay there? Ooh, you look green. Luke just turned green”

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Andrew: “You’re a sex kook”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Hoo-aah… Hoo-aah” in a drawn out and downer manner

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Luke: “Hoo-aaah!”

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Luke: “Hoo-aaah!” #2

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Luke: “Hoo-aah!”

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Luke: “Hoo-ah”

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Luke: “Hoo-ah” #2

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Luke: “Hoo-ah?”

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Luke: “Hoo-ha”

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Luke: “Hoo-ha!”

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Luke: “I’m a verified sex kook”

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Luke: “I’m a verified sex kook, Andrew; and, everybody knows–I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Look at his watch and says, ‘Hoo;’ but, does not follow it up with a ‘Ha!'”

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Luke: “Meow”

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Luke: “Meow-ha!”

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Luke: Saying “I’m a bum… but, I’m a Harvard bum” as Joe Pesci

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Luke: Singing the theme song to “The Judge”

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Luke: “There we go. Now, that is adorable!”

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Luke: “This is Jeopardy!”

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Luke: “Who…Aaah”

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Luke: “Whoa-ha!”

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Luke: “Ya never catch me, coppers!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like back to the milk thing, like… if I spend too much time thinking about what milk is… Yeah. It’s pretty off-putting (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wow! It’s Mr. Podcast! Oh, shit!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! You know it, baby!”

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Clips From TBTL #3114

Andrew: “Also, it might be kind of that Ohio thing. We really like to round things out where I come from”

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Andrew: “I mean, I shouldn’t have started the, the show this way. I just thought I was just… you know, bite the hand that feeds me”

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Andrew: “I’d never, I’ve never said, ‘Nip it in the butt'”

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Andrew: “I’m a little tetchy about it”

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Andrew: “Little bit more BG on this experience”

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Andrew: “Man, is it happening”

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Andrew: “Man, is it happening… And, I’m a little tetchy about it; I’m not gonna lie”

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Andrew: “Man… Oh, geez. Oh, Louise”

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Andrew: “Nip it in the butt”

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Andrew: “Now, my brain is just locking up”

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Andrew: “Peek-a-boo”

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Andrew: “Peek-a-boo” #2

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Andrew: Singing “Magic 107.5”

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Andrew: Singing “There’s a hole in my head where the hair don’t grow”

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Andrew: “Somebody get me the Aykroyds… Both of ’em… because, I have an idea”

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Andrew: “Sounds like a challenge, listeners”

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Andrew: “Vroom-vroom sounds”

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Andrew: “Who are the animals!?”

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Andrew: “Wow, that’s interesting! I almost wonder if you need the passion there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “home” in a drawn out manner twice

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m loving it! This is what I’m here for! (Oh, good!)”

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Luke: “I am broadcasting from… inside… a… cozy… bathrobe… right now. Don’t get any ideas, people. I’m also wearing clothes under it”

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Luke: “I fire a couple dog rockets of logic at you and you don’t like it”

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Luke: “I just took a DNA test. It said I’m a hundred percent the guy who put that gum under the thing”

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Luke: “I think I’m… I’m honing in on it”

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Luke: “Nip it in the butt!”

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Luke: “Oh, we all are… going to Hell in a handbasket”

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Luke: “Ooh, la-la!”

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Luke: Speaking in gibberish

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Luke: “WTF… Why the forte”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I were following you around… with a spy cam; which, I am. Wow… Yeah. I’m a neurotic person (I just got a cease and desist. It says, ‘Please stop… videotaping Andrew with that spy cam’)”

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Andrew: “Did I miss the pay off to that? Cuz, I’m still waiting”

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Andrew: “He’s broke as a joke”

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Andrew: “Just anxious for you to see and for us to discuss”

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Andrew: “There’s Luke’s magic train”

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Andrew: “They’re just being dumbasses, right?”

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Andrew: “You’ve been here, like, talking about this forever. The cops are behind you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m John’s husband. No, you’re not. No, I’m not (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “When you’re fucked up, you either go home or you get more fucked up. (Mmm-hmm) Like, you do not go to work!”

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Luke: “All of these attempts at doing something good, a lot of them just really fuck a lot of people up”

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Luke: “Amazing! Smile alert! Can the show just be over now?”

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Luke: “Let’s have all the secret shit in one place”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, how’s that a good outcome? It’s not!”

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