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Clips From TBTL #3076

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Andrew: “Chunk-chunk!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t do karaoke. I don’t sing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about this! I’m an idiot! Tell me everything!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna stare into my butt for four minutes”

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Andrew: “I’m sniffing my own farts; as, you would say, Luke”

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Andrew: “No matter what I’ve done, I am… way too hot and sweaty”

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Andrew: “Oh… Amen”

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Andrew: “Talk to my bald spot”

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Andrew: “That was the bane of my existence”

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Andrew: “That… is… really special to me”

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Andrew: “There’s always swearing involved”

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Andrew: “We’re not just blowing smoke at ya”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to… pee on Jane Fonda? That doesn’t seem nice”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “I just don’t look at death that way… (Yeah) I look at it as a sweet release. No”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “When this elevator hits the floor, I’m a different person. Yeah!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I don’t need to do thirty-six questions. I already know I love you. That was a great story… I’m very–that was very endearing”

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Luke: “BDSM bear”

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Luke: “Get your name outta my mouth!”

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Luke: “I hate this question”

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Luke: “I wanna be on TV!!!”

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Luke: “Oh dear God… Please don’t let anybody see me at the gym”

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Luke: Singing “We could start singing… on this show… Everyone’s ignoring that. It’s probably better”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the Old Burbs the matchmaker in all this? Nowhere. That’s where (Hmm)”

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Andrew: “And, I… will be watching that shit”

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Andrew: “But, my… God, did I enjoy the Ravens losing in that… playoffs game”

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Andrew: “I hated Harbaugh so much, I couldn’t, I couldn’t stand his face”

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Luke: “Green Bay fans… I love you… Just admit that wasn’t a touchdown; and, then, we can be friends again”

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Luke: “I’ll probably be wrong. I’m wrong about most things”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, Andrew! How are you? Hi… You know… still alive”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it. I love how hot this talk is. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then… please remember: No… Touchdown to wrong. Ha!!! And, no… Yeah, that’s it. Well, we did it! Alright. Ayyy! Everybody’s a winner”

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Clips From TBTL #3075

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Andrew: “Asp Me Another”

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Andrew: “Cuz, if this battery dies, we’re in a lot of trouble”

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Andrew: “Good day sir!!”

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Andrew: “He’s a real sad bastard”

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Andrew: “I love these shoes”

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Andrew: “I mean, you’re just bad with G words!”

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Andrew: “I will never go there with you”

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Andrew: “Is his brain finally broken, once and for all?”

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Andrew: “It’s a real… bummer on a long flight”

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Andrew: “My God, brother! You are good at this game!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! This one was made for you!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Recording while being plugged in!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somehow, I’m gonna lose this quiz; because… I am going to get all of these names wrong… I’m not gonna be able to pronounce anything”

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Andrew: “They’re… you know… fine, brown shoes”

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Andrew: “You can have your… dinger back”

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Andrew: “You got five out of six, so far; you son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew not remembering names and things is all an act

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Andrew and Luke: “How you feeling? Terrible”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the most important thing is that, if I just keep on giving you opportunities (Yep) to go on tangents, we’d never have to talk about your goddamn armpit. No, that’s tangent number… three. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will never go there with you… Hmm. It’s the break-up Caribou”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m angry about it! Yes you are”

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Andrew and Luke: “You do okay! I do fine! I call myself, ‘The White Stedman'”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got yo-yo… (Okay) You got dodo… (Yeah) You got dumb-dumb… (Mmm-hmm) You got lame brain”

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Andrew and Luke: “You wanna put the professionality out there. Yeah. Professionality is a word that I just made up! Yeah”

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Luke: “Alexa… remind everyone to open the TBTL newsletter”

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Luke: “Andrew has… massive hands”

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Luke: “It’s a… giant… vape cloud of deodorant”

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Luke: “Okay… Now, it’s happening… Tangent number four”

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Luke: Singing a portion of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme

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Luke: “So, now… the worm is turning”

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Luke: “This is living!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, don’t let me forget, I also wanna talk to you about my armpit… Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “As I’m talking, I can feel… my… right armpit starting to stink, Andrew… (Oh, no) just get ready for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, the problem is… The rashes. No”

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Luke and Andrew: Nothing has changed with Luke as he’s still on public radio talking about his armpits and has someone who doesn’t want him to

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Luke and Andrew: “So… my left armpit… has deodorant on it, my right armpit does not have deodorant it… And… I will remember that for noogie time”

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Luke and Andrew: “The only problem is, one of his armpits stinks. And, that brings us, Andrew… (Damnit!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3074

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Andrew: “Dabbing de muerto”

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Andrew: “Good God!”

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Andrew: “I am such a bad actor”

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Andrew: “I love Vox!”

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Andrew: “I’m all juked up!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to poop on the process here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m looking at ’em now, Luke. They’re so gross”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, you’re not an expert. It was a risk… Jesus… Do you think I’m a baby?”

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Andrew: “Slate should change its name to, ‘Uh, Actually'”

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Andrew: “This is one that I have a lotta blank spots on”

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Andrew: “Why am I scared of the word, ‘retreat’?”

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Andrew: “You’re hard to keep up with”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, if we could just, like, kind of like… you know… analyze the data, we could see how, like, what percentage of your drops… are poop-related… About ninety-two percent”

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Andrew and Luke: “Listeners, we are going to be in a meeting all day Monday. We may or may not have a No Point. If you don’t see a No Point… nothing’s broken; except, for our souls, and maybe our brains (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is dark! That is some Vlad the Impaler (Yeah!) shit! That is so dark! That some flayed man. It is! Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That–I will never be able to listen to that without just turning fire red inside my skin. It’s so… (Ohh!) bad! I am such a bad actor”

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Luke: “How am I gonna trust fall… and catch myself, Andrew?”

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Luke: “Putting my ass in a jackpot”

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Luke: Singing the first few notes from the “On The Media” theme

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Luke and Andrew: “Their tagline is, ‘Bold Between the Breads’… Mmmh! Mmmh! How do you feel about that? Not good…Not good”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah; but, I like being co-dependent with you… cuz, you do (I know) all the… stuff”

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Andrew: “And, look at him play football. Look at him get touchdowns! Look at him… catch balls and run… fifteen… yards”

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Andrew: “Are these stats right? I feel like I’m going insane here”

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Andrew: “Chubb alone, Chubb alone”

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Andrew: “Chubb alone! Chubb alone, Chubb alone”

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Andrew: “Don’t… Like… just don’t?”

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Andrew: “Here we go Brownies. Here we go woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof”

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Andrew: “I have a bad brain; so, I can’t remember the names off the top of my head”

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Andrew: “I would like to get a wildcard game. Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Too bad he’s just a crybaby, wuss”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, you also have that patented Luke Burbank optimism, it sounds like, going into Green Bay (I do)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will be the first one to admit that I was on some sort of combination of Red Bull and vodka; and, I was probably looking at my phone (What!?!) a little bit much. Yeah, I know I was… This is not the Andy I know!”

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Luke: “And, they’re just Massholes to the… absolute max”

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Luke: “Bro, figure this out”

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Luke: “I get it that this makes me the smaller person”

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Luke: “Oh, phooey… I’m–All these games are starting to really blend together in my mind”

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Luke: Saying “Sea… Hawks!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme

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Luke: “The Patriots losing that game gave me life”

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Luke: “They started smelling their own farts”

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Luke: “This ain’t the AFC South! This ain’t Houston! This is Pats Country!”

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Luke: “This is too much snark, even for me”

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Luke: “This mofo… should stop right now. This is the best he will ever be… at football”

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Luke: “We’re reversing, we’re Benjamin Button-ing this G-D song!”

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Luke: “What a shit show!”

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Luke: “What do you know about Cleveland Browns football!? And, it turns out, a lot”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, maybe next week’s will just be… fifteen (Yeah) seconds of Andrew and I crying into an iPhone. Exactly”

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Clips From TBTL #3073

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Andrew: “I like playing around”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m… totally full of shit when I say that this is a one-sided thing. It’s like everybody’s hating on everybody”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m liking this!”

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Andrew: “That’s a real… sassy phrase for a tote bag right there”

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Andrew: “We pwn liberals”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with my gutty works; and, did I eat too much garlic? And, why is this wall negging me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!” #2

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Luke: “In-hell-igence… for Your Life?”

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Luke: “It’s really the lowest hanging… rom-com fruit”

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Luke: “It’s wine o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “That’s my Grumpiness for Your Life segment”

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Luke: “They’ve paved paradise… and put up… an insurance… building that I’m now broadcasting from”

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Luke: “This is both… the greatest and worst moment of TBTL’s life”

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