Andrew: “Akron, Ohio!”
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Andrew: “Aw, damnit!”
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Andrew: “But, he’s gonna be unlikable!”
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Andrew: “But, I was… overcome with the… like, desire to do that, and I don’t know why!”
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Andrew: “But, this is how weird my mind was working at the time”
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Andrew: “By the way, kids, don’t run away… Gus! Don’t run away”
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Andrew: “Guys, you’re doing great!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m being difficult on this”
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Andrew: “I grew a beard… I built a cabin… and I lived there forever; and, then, I met Luke… about thirty years later, and we started doing TBTL. And, that’s how that happened”
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Andrew: “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I”
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Andrew: “My grandma gave us tons of old Reader’s Digest from the 60s and 70s; and, we kept them in the bathroom… for some reason”
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Andrew: “No to the name tags!”
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Andrew: “No! I don’t get in the car with strangers!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Her eyes are so squinty!”
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Andrew: “Take the shower and come upstairs. We have a lot to talk about”
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Andrew: “That’s why… if you were to find those exact Reader’s Digest today, they would be pretty… pretty puffed up… with water damage”
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Andrew: “This isn’t the life for me anymore, living in Valley City, Ohio”
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ever look at Rudy and she appeared to be a giant ham… or, what would a vegetarian version of that be? Did she look like a giant rutabaga? (I looked at Rudy and she became a giant pile of horse poop!) Eugh!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Those people upstairs will wait; but, the, the humor will not… I have a whole stack of these (No) things”
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Luke: “And, by the way, the real world is really real this morning for me”
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Luke: “Bashing your way through… trees”
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Luke: “Cha-cha-chaaa!”
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Luke: “Cockamamie schedule”
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Luke: “Dragons be dragging”
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Luke: “I can have a dream sometimes where I, I’m… higher up on something that I meant to be”
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Luke: “I gotta wait until nine to watch this; which is very late for Old Man Burbank”
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Luke: Imitating the sound of a white-throated sparrow
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Luke: “It’s all downhill and three-sixty slam dunks from here”
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Luke: “Podcast movement? More like bowel movement!”
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Luke: Saying “I just have a pet ferret… because, it’s enjoyable” as John Lennon
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Luke: Singing “I am a tree… I am a Bran”
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Luke: “That’s… gotta… that’s gotta leave a skidmark!”
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Luke: “This was more like ‘Dingus in Real Life'”
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Luke: “Uh, well, actually”
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Luke: “You know, you go into podcasting with the bird sounds you have, people, not the bird sounds you need; and, that was the one I had in my sound effects file”
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Luke: “You’re more horse poop than dog… to me now”
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Luke and Andrew: Reading a list of nuts, er, birds
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Luke and Andrew: “Well… the good news is, your parents… were… were really on the case, and were… were pretty protective. My parents were not protective. And, we’re both screwed up in different ways… (Yeah! Right) So, the good news is, no matter what you do as a parent, your kid… (Yeah) will be… kinda screwed up”
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