Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “As you’re describing this black hole… fifty-five million light-years away… I had a thought… next year’s TBTL-a-thon!”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen, Win”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry. There will be freak-out adventures before we even get wheels down in Australia. Get ready for some some skyjinks with me, Luke”

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Andrew: “Every time you have a brain fart like that and it goes out over the airwaves, it’s just a tiny bit more publicity for TBTL; so, that’s good”

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Andrew: “I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: “I need to admit, I’m not doing this for you… I’m not doing this cuz this is great podcast #content. I’m doing this… my brain is a little bit broken… and, sometimes I just need to do these things. I won’t rest until I get these things… cleared up”

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Andrew: “I would say… don’t trust anybody over thirty, adults are stupid… Go kids. Kid power”

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Andrew: “I’ll just beep myself out”

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Andrew: “Jesus! I’m pretty good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mom and Dad, you don’t understand!”

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Andrew: “My brain is a little bit broken”

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Andrew: “My… parents didn’t put up with a lot of bullshit from me, right? I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: Saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is… bananas!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get reprimanded for my answer again!”

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Andrew: “(You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic) Alright! Alright! Boooooooooooooooooop!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner and Luke trying to keep it in the clear so that it can be pulled

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Luke: “Bo-sham-ro”

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Luke: “Dazzling doots abounding”

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Luke: “I am starting to… wonder if I’m, in fact, a terrorist, and I just don’t know it. Like, I have so internalized it”

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Luke: “I never met the guy!”

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Luke: “I yam what I yam”

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Luke: “If you tell me you think Roy Orbison is twenty-three… this show’s over”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be like a pearl… of frustration. It starts as a little grain, a little speck of something and just builds over time”

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Luke: “It’s so dark; but, so funny”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank… and, I’m here to say… I wanna go to Australia in a major way”

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Luke: “Sho-ram-bo”

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Luke: Singing “And, I was right!”

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Luke: “Speaking of… I don’t know, people without proper documentation. Yeah! That’s… the… pivot I just made, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Thank you… Bless you… Thank you so much for your help”

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Luke: “That’s my starting point for my new hip-hop song… ‘Parents Just Do Understand'”

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Luke: “This is mine now!”

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Luke: “This is not a person who’s here to do me any favors; and, I was right!”

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Luke: “Which, by the way… no offense… what a racket!”

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Luke: “Yes, indeedy! Doddily-doo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought Andrew was going to play ‘That’s Not My Name’ by The Ting Tings

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Luke and Andrew: “You said beep yourself out, right? Yeah! I’ll just beep myself out… (Okay) Thought you said something else; and, I was like, that’s not making less dirty!”

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Andrew: “And, I guess I just gotta stop feeling a little… you know… whatever, super generous… Daddy Warbucks over here, when I’m tipping on the total. Apparently, that’s just standard practice”

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Andrew: “Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m even saying this isn’t even slightly pornographic”

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Andrew: “Do you take… do you take this donor to be your lawfully… wedded… dazzler? I doot”

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Andrew: “Doo-dads and whoo-has”

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Andrew: “Even though I’m bringing it up right now, I do not want to bring it up”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything you said, sort of!”

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Andrew: “I can kill your line”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s… quite right either!”

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Andrew: “I hate hearing that”

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Andrew: “I might be on the wrong side of this!”

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Andrew: “If you spank somebody on their butt, they’re butt-hurt”

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Andrew: “It had to do with spankings”

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Andrew: “It says ‘butt’ in it”

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Andrew: “It’s good; but, there might be a better sausage place in Seattle”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Man, people are strange”

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Andrew: “Oh, here’s one!!! Oh, yeah! I have a make-up! I have a make-up donor”

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Andrew: “Patter, patter, patter, back and forth”

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Andrew: “Scissors, rock, paper”

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Andrew: “Well… I am blanking on”

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Andrew: “Yes! Go! I’m cheering you on!”

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Andrew: “You know… I was gonna start the show by saying, ‘Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude’… But, now… now, I think you’re just trippin’… And, that you’re dissing me… another… pre-2000s slang”

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Andrew: “You would have to go G.O.T. them”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like Schrödinger’s doots! I don’t know if I want to know what’s inside the box, right? Like… Oh, I do. Oh, I doot! I doot real bad”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke just might be way into sucking venom out of a snake bite wound if Andrew were to get bit in Australia

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Andrew and Luke: Paper, rock, scissors, or rock, paper, scissors or scissors, rock, paper

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Andrew and Luke: “People were trippin’ in the 1500s! To bring up that to my 90s… Honky Barnabys be trippin’!”

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Luke: “Coming to you… on a… another gray… grody day… Is anybody using… the term ‘grody’ anymore?”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “How did I mess that up? This is impossible to mess up and I messed it up somehow”

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Luke: “I am the one who pimples!”

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Luke: “I never made that joke; because, I’m a decent human”

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Luke: “I’m a tweet and delete machine. But…!”

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Luke: “I’m Andrew Walsh. Welcome to ‘In the Bun'”

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Luke: “I’m doing a terrible job playing the audio”

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Luke: “I’ve got nothing to offer you anymore as a father. You’re free! You’re really free”

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Luke: “Ioynte!”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Saying “Ay, give me one of them rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Don’t even… think about trying to escape” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s just poop rolling down hill at that point”

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Luke: “There it is… thirteen minutes and forty-seven seconds of… awesome! This song is a thirteen minute pile of awesome!”

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Luke: “True to the poo”

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Luke: “You suck!”

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Luke and Andrew: Being Luke’s hench-person when it comes to pulling and sending in clips of Andrew saying things out of context

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not ‘butthole hurt’. That would be… (Oh my God) way worse. This is getting worse!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s see how many crows. One, two. Goddamnit! I’m counting crows again. (Mmm-hmm. There you go) That’s my bad… I keep slipping into that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, gross… Terrible… Boo… Ya! (Very much boo on that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL! All stick… No carrot. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya down with G.O.T.? Yeah, you know me”

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Andrew: “As you know… how I end up saying some really weird shit… when I’m mad at… Uber drivers, or whatever”

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Andrew: “Cute as a button!”

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Andrew: “I just don’t think you can… live a… more elderly lifestyle than that; and, I’m here for it… Oops! I can’t say that! No more slang phrases post two-thousand. That’s a new rule in my life”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying that I, I’m on the edge of breaking down and crying in front of people”

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Andrew: “It’s also a… goddamn beautiful movie!”

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Andrew: Making a funny party horn sound

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Andrew: “My brain feels better now, by the way”

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Andrew: “My friend made that! Are you guys watching? Look! Look! My friend made that! It’s over now; but, she made that”

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Andrew: “Now, here I am. It’s a… nice… almost sunny Monday… I’m safe in my house… I’m not scared anymore”

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Andrew: “Theo is a crank though. I get it”

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Andrew: “This does our listeners no good”

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Andrew: “Want me to play… weird… porno-sounding game show music or anything?”

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Andrew: “What would Fat Joe do?”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic; as, we were talking about earlier in the show and that’s kind of my thing”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Quanch-quanch? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Weird, porno-sounding game show music talk

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Luke: “I did not”

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Luke: “I did not… clear this with you at all”

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Luke: “I’m slightly fapooned”

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Luke: “Things are really different Down Under”

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Luke: “We wanna really open up this neck space by taking down all of these heads”

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Luke: “You know what? I had an… an occasion to… talk to some… TBTL listeners… in Portland on Thursday night after TBTL” [ed: It was after Live Wire! Radio taping, not TBTL]

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cracking up as Luke describes a guy who owns a murdered out brodozer with a black and white Punisher flag sticker

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this what it sounds like when you make sweet love? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke using the term “husbandry” without knowing what it actually means

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Andrew: “Can we get through the whole intro… without cracking’

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Andrew: “He knows that he’s kinda… blowing some corny shit”

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Andrew: “I am insane for this stupid team right now”

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Andrew: “I hate myself for laughing at that”

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Andrew: “I wake up early. I’m drowsy, I’m groggy, I’m foggy”

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Andrew: “Ohh… I can’t watch baseball today”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke’s gonna make me do this thing” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s my… that’s my Outback buddy… everybody. This is my… this is the guy who tried to get the rattlesnake to rattle its snake for Instagram. This is the guy that I am going into this with… Just so everybody knows”

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Andrew: “This show has a spell on me, man!”

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Andrew: “When are you gonna bring the Mariners back!?”

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Andrew: “You know, forget about… even being able to listen to the Mariners game. What’s the, what’s the baseball schedule like that week? We didn’t think this out at all!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what I would do if this show went away… Wow! And, you’re not talking about TBTL right now”

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Luke; “Could I finally get you to watch my television stories, Daddy?’

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Luke: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Luke: “Good morning; and, I’m sorry”

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Luke: “I am… petrified… petrified by this story!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

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Luke: “I cannot believe he just told that joke”

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Luke: “I still wanna do this; but, I don’t want us to die”

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Luke: “I think I got this”

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Luke: “I would say smaller than a Yaris, bigger than a breadbox”

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Luke: “If it’s a seafood buffet, they call you a ‘fin-fluencer'”

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Luke: “If my mom and dad would have done a little less royal forking, we would’ve… had more money for going to the Royal Fork. It’s the great irony… of this whole situation. Thank you. Thank you very much”

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Luke: “Intelligence for Your Woife!”

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Luke: “Let the fun begin”

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Luke: “Oh! Explicit?”

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Luke: Saying “Gotta say, daddy-o… he was blowing that corny shit” in a jazzy manner

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Luke: Saying “What are ya doing here? Are you going to see a lady from Fiji?” in an odd Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to Golden Corral. Gonna eat, gonna eat ’til I can’t no more”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon!”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon! Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound super, coastal elitist of me”

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Luke: “Today… is a day of firsts, Andrew, for me and the listeners. This is the first time they’ve realized… just how bad the show is”

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Luke: “Two… of those… standard port-a-johns are just sailing through the sky in Portland like two beautiful… shit-filled birds”

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Luke: “Yo. What’s the deal? How do you do this?”

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Luke: “You pull out a fapoon… and you… dig into the… cantaloop!! [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I would glamp through the… Outback with you, happily… Glamping through the Outback”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it possible that we’re just tougher than your average Outback Australian? No”

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Andrew: “All of the words that I know right now, I can still use going forward. If new words are invented from this point forward, I don’t think I should use them… For myself and for others”

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Andrew: “But, I have a huge dose of imposter syndrome”

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Andrew: Clapping and singing “Happy, happy, happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, to you, to you! ¡Olé!”

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Andrew: “Good morning… You have made… a woman in Spokane very… very happy this morning with your decision to return… to the classic… Tom Shane drop”

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Andrew: “I just cannot stand the sound of me talking”

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Andrew: “I know! My God! You almost broke up a marriage, Luke; and, that was just a Wednesday”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I just sound like… a total idiot here to a lot of people”

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Andrew: “It is… terrible!”

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Andrew: “Now, you’ve got a friend in the marriage business”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Rapping “Contract is making me blue”

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Andrew: Singing “I like the way you think”

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Andrew: “Steel Trap Buddy. Ooh, that’s my sexiest nickname yet”

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Andrew: “They don’t love that. They don’t love being called ‘The P City'”

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Andrew: “We have so much to learn about Australia; and, I have a feeling… we’re not gonna do it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do we have time for this… ridiculousness? We’ve got… Yes, we have time for this ridiculousness”

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Luke: “Because my… my fragile, fragile ego cannot handle that shit”

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Luke: Clapping and saying “Happy, happy birthday… Fuck. How can I forget this? Sorry I just swore during your birthday song, Barrett”

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Luke: Clapping and singing “Happy, happy birthday. May all your dreams come true… Happy, happy birthday. Something else I’m forgetting”

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Luke: “Now, you have friend in the blood shoes business’

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Luke: “One bro, turning it up”

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Luke: Saying “Oh… my… God” and dinging his bell for each word

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Luke: “The P City”

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Luke: “Well, I’ll fix that by not listening anymore”

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Luke: “You’ve been turning me off a lot today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, if I’m driving on a Saturday, and I have public radio on, and Live Wire comes on, I will actively turn it off… Which is kind of strange (Me too!) considering this is… You know, you are going to hell… actually”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that an applause? Oh, God! Sorry. (Sorry, everybody) And, so it begins. Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “But, it’s… a conundrum for me”

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Andrew: “Don’t be a dweeb!”

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Andrew: “Eighth grade was rough, man. That was the worst. That was the… kind of the… pinnacle of badness”

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Andrew: “Hey! Human Fly here!”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong here… in my head”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna get… super personal here; but… appropriate drop for me today… I think”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take the, I don’t wanna take the piss out of the story. I don’t wanna the fart out of the story”

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Andrew: “I probably just warged out until you said my name, probably”

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Andrew: “If we have the same idea, then I’m out”

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Andrew: “Is turd culture a thing?”

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Andrew: “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty”

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Andrew: “Listen… take it from a dweeb”

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Andrew: “Mom Shane!”

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Andrew: “Nobody has to look at… this beef castle”

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Andrew: “Now, this is a story that fills me with delight”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “In my head… I made a spoon for you”

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Andrew: Singing “Liberty”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Trust me, dude. That look did not work on me”

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Andrew: “We can’t podcast under these circumstances”

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Andrew: “Why are there all these nerds here?”

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Andrew: “Why are there all these nerds here? Are our listeners nerds? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “You’re just talking about being a rip-off artist… Mom… Shane”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew meant to say that the Tom Shane drop replaced the drop of Luke’s mom saying something, but it didn’t come out that way

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for sending the Apple calendar and SMS alert sounds to them

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I was just a dweeb. I think I was just like a little turd… Is turd culture a thing? Oh, no! See!? Torthwest Turd? [ph] Oh, no!”

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Luke: “A little window into your wind?”

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Luke: “All of those… bullies at St. Hillary’s… can absolutely… suck it!”

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Luke: “But, the good news is, it is warm and dry inside your podcast”

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Luke: “But, the good news is, it is warm and dry inside your podcast… I gotta stop saying that… For some reason, that sounds very… suggestive… I don’t… mean it to… just does”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for asking about the plans for the 3000th show

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Luke: “I must live there now”

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Luke: “It’s a wacky assassin with a heart of gold”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Shame! Shame! Shame”

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Luke: “Luke doesn’t eliminate one nemesis without creating another”

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Luke: Singing “Liverty, Liverty, Liverty… Liverty”

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Luke: “Speaking of little turds out there”

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Luke: “Thank you, by the way… Pham, for sending it in”

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Luke: “That’s not how this work. [sic] That’s not how any of this works”

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Luke: “Why was? Why? Hunh? Who?”

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Luke: “You’re being very ‘Yes, and’ this morning”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Mom Shane… Now, you have a mom… in the jewelry business”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty… Liberty… Liberty… We are Farmers… (Liberty) Liberty”

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