Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “A faux, modern fanciness”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna be honest with you here; I played a little bit of hooky on Friday”

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Andrew: “But… he… he does it duty-free”

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Andrew: “Come on, Tyler. You got to!”

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Andrew: “Get him to sign a mango!”

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Andrew: “I just sighed really heavily… rolled my eyes… pulled out my wallet, and then made the… errrrrrrr… creaking sound when I opened it… to illustrate my cheapness and my… begrudging attitude”

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Andrew: “I took a photo… in the bathroom in there… because… I dunno, just kinda feeling myself”

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Andrew: “I… am… a very petty person”

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Andrew: “I’ve… told stories on the show about, like, some… pretty shady dumping that I’ve done”

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Andrew: “It always makes me giggle… like a little boy, when I hear ‘duty-free'”

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Andrew: “It would actually have made me feel more comfortable if the place had been a little dumpier”

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Andrew: “It’s the fanny pack of tours”

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Andrew: “Jesus. Yeah”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Meanwhile, I’m trying to buy… two Gatorades behind you, and… I don’t like you anymore”

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Andrew: Mimicking a creaking sound

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Andrew: “Oh, right. Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “We outtie”

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Andrew: “We’re all just… rock ‘n’ roll worshippers now”

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Andrew: “Well, how about that. I cut her name… off of the e-mail”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, will I look like a dork? Who gives a crap at this point”

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Andrew: “You gotta eat that Segway”

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Andrew and Luke: “I took a photo… in the bathroom in there… because… I dunno, just kinda feeling myself, since I took a selfie. No, I… (I’m curious to see how this sentence ends)”

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Luke: “God, we’re so old”

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Luke: “I’m a bum… but, I’m a Harvard bum”

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Luke: “I’m about done with this”

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Luke: “I’m just kind of a scam artist by nature”

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Luke: “I’m… fighting the urge to go into borderline religious talk”

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Luke: “Let’s do this”

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Luke: “Puttering… in my tonight pants”

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Luke: “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!”

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Luke: “Tufts, that’s what keeps falling out of my… clumps of that keep falling out of my head… Know what I mean?”

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Luke: “We will sit shiva… on a Segway”

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Andrew: “Did you go down into the bowels of CBS yesterday and ask them to re-take your picture?”

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Andrew: “Everybody who saw that photo does love you a little bit less”

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Andrew: “Hello, goldfish darling”

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Andrew: “I’m over here… slaving over a la… a hot laptop, or a… lop hat top. It’s early. I’m working out the kinks”

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Andrew: “I’m working out the kinks”

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Andrew: “Literally coming in hot before I even said a word”

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Andrew: “No, it’s about waking up. I hate waking up”

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Andrew: Saying “And the Pudding Pops” as Bill Crosby

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Andrew: Singing “I forget too much… I mumble too much”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh, High School College, we adore thee”

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Andrew: “The Lyfts, and the Ubers, and the public transportation, and everything”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, goldfish darling… Hello, Andrew darling”

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Luke: “As those extremely… important people… were… were streaming through and… and going to feed at the trough that I was trying wedge my piggy nose into”

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Luke: “Boop!”

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Luke: “By the way… Tod Koppel… keeping it tight!”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Had he not taken it off… the hotel would be burning to the ground right now”

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Luke: “Hello, Andrew darling”

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Luke: “I don’t even know what my point was in this. I just wanted to be heard, I guess, Andrew”

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Luke: “If we just kept on getting one more little… gew-gaw”

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Luke: Making a recoiled reaction sound

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Luke: “My point is, I know I’m sounding very complainy about what is basically a very lucky charmed life that I have”

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Luke: “Oh, boy… This is, I’m not gonna be able to complete this thought”

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Luke: Singing “High School, High School College. Founded by Roger High School. What a weird last name. This is now a hymn”

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Luke: Singing “I stop remembering too much”

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Luke: Singing “So much to say, so much to say” as Adam Sandler in the style of Henny Youngman

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Luke: Singing “The musics of the night”

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Luke: “Stop! Do not! No! Do not go into the office!”

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Luke: “We’ll never need shampoo again!”

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Luke: “What is my life come to? I’m closing my own… hatch… like a commoner!?”

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Andrew: “Ay! I’m tryin’ to share the sidewalk here!”

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Andrew: “But, it also just poofs it out!”

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Andrew: “Dónde está… and that’s it. I’m out”

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Andrew: “Especially, down in L.A., I just felt like such an idiot not speaking Spanish”

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Andrew: “Fuggetaboutit!”

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Andrew: “Good job… little Amy”

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Andrew: “Holy shit. Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “How G-D sweet is that?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m doing this; and, we’ll, we will see if I continue with it”

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Andrew: “I gave up on my hair years ago… when it started giving up on me. Am I right?”

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Andrew: “I had such a… oh… God…damn… beautiful Seattle day yesterday”

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Andrew: “I was tempted!”

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Andrew: “I’m not complete until I’ve had my chocolate!”

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Andrew: “If anybody puts a blow dryer on my head, it is a really bad result”

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Andrew: “It was just like a perfect Andrew day”

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Andrew: “It, it’s driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me babysit your children”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’m a boring guy”

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Andrew: “Lotta listeners don’t know this; but, I have a terrible memory”

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Andrew: “No, good job, big Bob!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God…damn!”

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Andrew: “Photo”

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Andrew: “Roald the r-rur [ph] juror says”

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Andrew: Saying “Salon” in a French manner

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Andrew: Singing “Bomp-bomp!”

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Andrew: “The perfect daddy”

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Andrew: “This day brought to you by caffeine”

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Andrew: “Uhhh!”

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Andrew: “Was it chunky!?”

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Andrew: “You gotta drop that drop!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you see the connective tissue there? Do I just sound (Yeah, I do) drunk? Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think we swelled it right where I had the loop point. Did you hear that? Nope… Neither did I”

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Luke: Drawn out “Fuggetaboutit”

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Luke: “Here’s the thing: New York is full of people like me, and I hate it”

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Luke: “Hold on!!”

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Luke: “I love Spanglish so much!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to win cute points”

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Luke: “If you wanna know how many beatings we got… a lot!”

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Luke: “It’s just the Spang… that I’m having problems with”

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Luke: “No, I will not let your people go!”

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Luke: “Ohh. Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “Peace!”

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Luke: “Phone!”

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Luke: “Really? We can’t cut this guy… a break… somewhere?”

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Luke: “Spiff up”

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Luke: “Stay aquí”

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Luke: “The Parker Hotel… doesn’t open a window without turning off the heat”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am gonna cry when you walk off the field of podcasting today for your final time. You better when, eventually, I’m pushed out of this business”

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Andrew: “Alright, listen… We’ve been, we’ve been dinking around here for too long”

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Andrew: “America’s Kids Got Cooking!”

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Andrew: “Canoodle me you must!”

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Andrew: “Did you see the article–Did you read it? Did you read it?”

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Andrew: “Electronic beeps and boops”

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Andrew: “Flavors… boop-booped”

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Andrew: “From listening to this music, you playing drops of my voice, and me, sometimes, actually talking, I don’t even know when I’m talking anymore”

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Andrew: “HBO… Go!”

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Andrew: “I am so sorry, to you and everybody”

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Andrew: “I kind of get stubborn in my head. Stubborn for what purpose… I have no idea. Nobody even knows that I’m sitting there… peeved”

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Andrew: “I thought it meant chat!”

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Andrew: “I took this to an impossible place. My apologies for that”

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Andrew: “I was a total chicken shit”

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Andrew: “I was… I guess knee deep in, in quizness”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to follow ’em now; but, I’m trying to remember my ding-dang password”

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Andrew: “It said ‘Airheads’ on the back, ‘Klute’ on the front”

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Andrew: “Linh’s little chunks”

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Andrew: “No shit!”

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Andrew: “Okay. Here’s why I’m surprised that you’re surprised”

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Andrew: “Stand by, Luke! Stand by, everybody!”

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Andrew: “You and I just might be tilting at windmills when it comes to this”

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Andrew: “You might say, I was putting my stank on it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you mean, do you mean ‘Godspeed’ or ‘dog-speed’? Glad I cut you off for that bullshit. What were you gonna say? (Dog is my co-pilot) I know”

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Andrew and Luke: “From listening to this music, you playing drops of my voice, and me, sometimes, actually talking, I don’t even know when I’m talking anymore. That’s… and, that’s when we’ve reached… total… enlightenment”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that you put your on Burbank stank on it? I would never say that. This is not… (You woul–Okay… I just wasn’t sure if that was something you would…) No! I wouldn’t”

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Luke: “And so, the phone… goes… just, pops off like a paparazzi flash bulb”

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Luke: “And, maybe you should look into it, buddy!”

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Luke: “I am loving on them. They are loving on me”

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Luke: “I am loving on them. They are loving on me. They’re loving on her”

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Luke: “I don’t even care if this gets on TV. I’m petting some really fun dogs right now”

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Luke: “I don’t think Andrew’s gonna wanna be here for that”

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Luke: “I have to get some Jedi mind shit going on right now”

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Luke: “I hear it’s… blazing hot like a bagel in Seattle”

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Luke: “I’m really just, like, really sucking it up here, or, or sucking it in”

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Luke: “I’m really just, like, really sucking it up here, or, or sucking it in, or… How does this… keep getting more dirty? I’m sorry, I’m really blowing this weather… That’s what I meant to say”

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Luke: “Oh, God! Andrew, you’ve done it again, my friend. Okay”

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Luke: “Somebody’s been media trained”

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Luke: “Steer clear of that guy”

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Luke: “Third base you will not get to… until canoodled we have”

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Luke: “Today, I think we have another… humdinger in store for you”

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Luke: “We don’t know where… we stop… and this bullshit begins”

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Luke: “We’ll get into architecture talk in a minute”

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Luke: “We’re not canoodling, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: Both laughing and Luke saying “Ding, ding, ding! Possible show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing my little chunks from the previous show and Andrew doesn’t believe he said some of them

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Magazine!? Get a Wheatus!”

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Luke and Andrew: Simulating the Doppler effect when saying “I just punched her and I don’t think she’s gonna be okay! You’re gonna wanna be pricing out eye patches”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… you do the show with me five days a week. I can… talk about some bullshit for an almost indefinite amount of time, and have… Welcome to episode… (You’re doing it now) two-thousand, eight-hundred and sixty in a collector’s series”

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