Clips From TBTL #2853

Andrew: “Barren, beacon, beckons, bacon, baron, barren, beacon, beckons, bacon”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Barren, beacon, beckons, bacon, baron, barren, beacon, beckons, bacon. I got a whole list here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But… there I am… giving everybody more… more reasons to make fun of me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I carried the married character over the barrier… I carried the married character over the barrier”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I disappoint people all the time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know it sounds childish; and, I am like a big, stupid child; but… that grosses me out. I would gag on that!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was having a bit of a day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m not even a big cheese guy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It is really nasty out there!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Just… giving a gift to our friend Phamdemort”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Man, it is… nasty out there!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Mine is weirder and doesn’t make sense”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “My, God. If I park here, I may never get out”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Now, it’s like… coming down gross”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, God, yeah! I say no to food all the time! I’m weird! Yeah, of course!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, I’m an idiot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Scottish movie. Irish movie? Oh, I’m an idiot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Shit! There are no new ideas in the world, are there?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Everybody knows that the dice are loaded”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “When the donation hits your eye like a big pizza pie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The lips, the teeth, the tip, the tongue, the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips… A box of biscuits, a… box of mixed biscuits… a biscuit mixer”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The lips, the teeth, the tip, the tongue, the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips… A box of biscuits, a… box of mixed biscuits… a biscuit mixer… Doing some warm-up exercises for my voice here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The state of the booty… is strong!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is just… grossness”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Welp… I’m good”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re on vacation… your mind wanders”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew making breaking news teletype sounds and Luke saying “Breaking news”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “It’s not though! It’s not! I’m zigging, I’m zagging! (You button-hooked me!?) I know!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I could see this really effing with a young Luke Burbank (Mmm-hmm!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “I can’t hurt these little guys! Oh my God! They’re too cute!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m Captain Cheese!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just gimme like… about ten more seconds of… trying to work out this knot in my back with this TheraCane… Alright, that’s good. Now, I’m ready you guys… I hope you are”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No, really!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, me too!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “You got Cheesy Blasters”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Sorry… little kids… Earmuffs”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The fundamentals of this booty are strong”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Turns out, people are trying to steal our shit, you guys!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeah, get back to me when you’re not even eating fish, bruh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Let me see your Tootsie Roll!! (Yeah!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2852

Andrew: “And, I’ll try not to turn this into a classic Andrew hot dog story”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Good morning, pizza man… Good morning”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I dabbled in the Khalifa”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t like when people try to out-Andrew the Andrew!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I mean… that’s what they call, ‘Burbanking it'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I probably have the brain of somebody who’s… on that Whammy game”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I should put a sticker there! Then, no you can’t put a sticker here!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Luke lets me shine”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Now, it’s a seventeen year old Andy in that picture. I don’t know that they would recognize me and my… wild mane of hair”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nutella is a powerful drug”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit! I meant game show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Spoiler on the Blursdays: they are going to be a mess today; because… just like I said, I’m still waking up. I forgot it’s Blursday!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Who’s my daddy, my mommy, my daddy, my mommy?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding the random domain names that have been mentioned on the show and that I have purchased over the years

MP3 | MPEG-4

 

Luke: “Ahooga! Spring going sproing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Cuz, I was… loaded”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Damnit, Trebek! You’re right”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Game… apologize to game”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “God, I love it. No barking from the dog, no smog… Momma cooked a breakfast with the no hog”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Have a potato day!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How many people who are not you, or me, or Phamdemort… have gone to that website”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I got more… Nutella to smash on my face”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Letters… We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters. Letters!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “The sun is a mass of… incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, yeah… call me a Scrooge… I am really ready for… Spring… to get here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Welcome to… Tradio… Where we clean out your garage and the garage of the Waldorf Astoria… five days a week”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Wheel and a Jep”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Wow! Okay. I did not know this about you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Both getting catrolled by going to CrankyYandy.com rather than the domain Luke actually registered at one point, CrankyAndy.com

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “Can I teach you… (Oh, yeah) Andrew, could you, can you sit… can you come sit by my… (Oh, no) side here at the fire? I wanna share, I wanna share a little broadcast wisdom with you. Can I just tell you, I hate this already?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I know what it is, Andrew. (Oh, you do?) I know what it is!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m… I’m both clairvoyant… and, what I call, ‘Tenvoyant’… (Mmm-hmm!) which, means I can warg into the minds of the Tens. (Mmm-hmm) And, they were, like, ‘That’s enough Burbank… We need some… we need some Vitamin A up in this'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke imitating the falling bomb drop and Andrew saying “It’s amazing… You know what? I’m sorry. You can be annoying without your sound effect machine”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “We haven’t been singing enough on the show lately (Uh-huh!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2851

Andrew: “Another Hamster?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Goddamnit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, quit rememberin’ that!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am gonna tuck into some falafel. I am going to just… embarrass you guys… when I get my hands on that falafel”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I could be the… the… the, the sweat mopper”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Isn’t that the saddest thing you’ve ever heard?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, it’s just so sad”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Me-mes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Pho…get About It”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Quit rememberin’ that!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “They watching the game! Eh, be quiet! They watch–why you waking me up!? I’m watching the game!” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Ya unbelievable”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That was not the delay in the line. That was the delay in my brain”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Which, I know, it sounds terrible when I do it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yuuup!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “They watching the game! Eh, be quiet! They watch–why you waking me up!? I’m watching the game!” would make for good No Point intro tape and getting mentioned

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Are all of the Radio Shacks gone? We’ve only talked about Radio Shack… one kabillion times on this show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Aw… hell, yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Cuz, you know I like to ding my bell… so to speak”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Guys… buckle up! This is some real-time podcasting. We’re going on an adventure together”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m gonna make a joke at your expense; and, I hope it doesn’t throw us off for the rest of this show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It doesn’t know they’re here!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Put the batteries behind the counter; cuz, LB’s got sticky fingers; and, he needs to get him some batteries”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “It’s totally the opposite!” in a high-pitched voice

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “This is really good!” in a gruff manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Right here, right now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “There are all kinds of doughs”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That was… nut-flange”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Tonight, Calgon is gonna take me away”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Turducken of sadness”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Uh… yes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Zip it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I want to suck your blood. I’m Morrissey. He’s got that vibe… But, not any animal blood”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “That is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard (It is)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2850

Andrew: “Buckle up, America”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He’s still Chet Haze-ing it up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t think you’re acting like a weirdo here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I find chunks of guys like you in my stool”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I hate pictures of myself”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know that this show is now just evolved into me cracking up at a… a Twitter video that nobody else can see; but, this is goddamn delightful”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I mean, that can’t be the first time, right?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m obviously going nowhere in my life; so, you should not listen to me when it comes to this stuff”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Maybe I am just coming off as, like, a… total unreasonable snowflake here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, shit, no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “I’ll build a spoon for you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “I’ll make a spoon for you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That makes more sense”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wanna say, ‘crouch cream'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We were the young ones”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Were you the one telling me? Somebody was just telling me. I swear I heard a news story second or third-hand. So… buckle up, America”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What does it do for your breath if you eat punks like you… for breakfast; cuz, that’s what I do, Luke. I eat punks like you for breakfast”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “When I type the phrase, ‘I find chunks of guys like you in my stool’… God, I hate… Sometimes I… I do love my job… Sometimes, I… maybe hate myself”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You cannot!! You cannot have swords on this flight!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. I almost, I was trying to think. I was racking my brain… trying to think of, like, some… dumb thing I could say that would sound like a drop of me saying something dumb on a previous episode… But, the problem is, I’ve never said anything dumb… on previous episodes. So… here we are (Yep)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I find chunks of guys like you in my stool (Yes)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Don’t… don’t go into it. Don’t do it. Don’t go into it. Okay. Really quickly”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hit me up on my Finsta”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I forgot to bring a mini-to-mini cable”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I just… ate it up… with a spoon”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Man, did I feel smug this morning”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Quietly saying “Dear God, I’m so old… So old!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Ooh, boy, I love you so. I’m never ever ever gonna let you go”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That was a thought that floated through my brain that I wasn’t capable of tamping down… So, thank you for… letting me get that out”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That’s a middle-aged dude staring back at me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The unprotected sex of phones… The raw-dogging of phones”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What… the actual… eff”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What’s wrong with me?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I just look like I’m forty-two years old. I was just, like… (Yeah. You are!) I know!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “You know I made a spoon for you” and Andrew saying “Exactly”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2849

Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat. Why am I talking to you from the bathroom of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat? Well, a couple of reasons. For starters… our brand new colleague, Phyllis Fletcher, is in my studio right now… editing up a storm; and, I didn’t wanna bother here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “How about ‘The Self-Shaming Never-Nude’?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If this was a clothing optional studio… I would be locked eyes with Phyllis right now, like, so hardcore. My eyes would not waver from her eyes. I swear to God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Who are we?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Was your bathing suit… like… typical… trunks, or was it a Miami meat tent? What’s the situation with you? It was a flesh-colored ding-a-ling sling”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Can we just clear something up right here at the top? Are you our boss? Ders keeps saying that; so, yes… Yes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Cha-chung!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Clothing is just a thing we came up with as humans… to keep… random stuff from hitting our junk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Everything there has been touched by someone’s taint”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Go, you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hi, guys! How’s it going?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “His… dong is like… solidly purple!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How do you not mess with Werther’s, dude!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How long do I have to stay in this hot tub to justify the fifteen dollars I paid to be in this hot tub?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I don’t wanna sound like a prude”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Stay in your lane, Walsh. No, this is not your lane”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is some legit mountain man shit going on out here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What is going on here!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “With his… throbbing purple member!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You are standing on what is effectively a stage… of nudity”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You don’t know me. You don’t know my life”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I wanna preface all of this by saying: I’m the one who’s hung up… I am hung up… The, the human body is beautiful and natural… We should not shame. It’s kinda gross”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are you a… outdoors person, Fletch? Oh, hell no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Beautiful… purple peens. You are crazy! Stop it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, I swear to God, Phyllis, if you ever say that to us… I am (I know) figuring out who my boss is, and I am reporting you to them (I know)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Phyllis Fletcher: “Boop-boop!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Hardy-har-har”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “I mean… I… Uhhhh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s so mean though!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me at her!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, hell no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, my!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Fuck’s wrong with you, man!? (I know!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m about to ask this; but… throbbing? Is that… Welcome to the team, Fletch! (This is really…) How would you edit this show? (Oh my God!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2848

Andrew: “Absolutely!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Answer me this, Luke”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “As a future defendant, let me just say”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Aw, God! That’s a hideous, awful noise it’s making”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Boom-boom”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Eff you!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ergh!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Harlan Walsh, stop naming cables!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hell, no!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t let that nerd come to my house!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t need this in my life!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just want everybody to know that this isn’t just some… rando”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I… probably could’ve fixed that in post; but, I didn’t”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Making funny sounds

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, no! Your moustache is caught in the track!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “On what grounds!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Or, I’m just getting punked by the Internet, again”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s a Luke move”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah; but, ya parked… ya parked rudely. Polite car over here! Hey, everybody! Look at the polite car on Barry!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re just Lukey from the block”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “You said you sort of dated her; so, was she kind of stepping out on a fighter… (Yes!) pilot… boyfriend… (Yes!) with you!? Yes! No offense, (Yes!) but with you!? Some offense taken!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: Clearing his throat and saying “I gotta Hadouken up a… kind of a throat situation here. Okay, good”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “For some reason, that one sticks in my craw”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Have to say, Andrew… I’m having a thought”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I am… a real sketch-ball”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I was back there this morning, motherfucker!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Imitating the sound of an alarm clock going off

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my God… I did it… It happened. I’m on the plane with my luggage; and, now, we’re going to wherever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “See, this is because I’m a sketch-ball”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There are dozens of us… Dozens!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There is less of my butt in the seats of your airplane”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Time to get up and tie a lady to the train tracks!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Welcome to Ball Talk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Will our hero… reunite the basketball with the person who’s his possible nemesis”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeah, we’re just gonna do this now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Half-melt… dog poop… snow slush… nightmare? Ohhh! That’s the Blizzard I get, usually… if I do have a chance to go to Dairy Queen”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “He’s now being sued… by… Lufthansa… On what grounds!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I made a GIF, Andrew… I made an artisanal GIF the (Oh, wow) other day… Not to brag”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man! I will watch the shit out of some History Channel… You know what’s so stupid? World War II: In Color!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Sketch-ball Burbank checking (Right) back in (Right, right, right)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Star Wars and TBTL Trivia Questions

MP3 | MPEG-4