Clips From TBTL #2796

Andrew: “America’s Stars Got Dancing”

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Andrew: “And, he has demons in his head; and he’s–That’s my medical diagnosis”

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Andrew: “And, this gets into some things that I don’t even know how to articulate; so… this will be new ground for the show”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m not a scientist”

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Andrew: “Don’t should on yourself… Luke”

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Andrew: “Effin’ effer!”

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Andrew: “Here is my hot take on a story that I haven’t read… So, that’s my patented move”

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Andrew: “I know what Future Andrew did”

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Andrew: Saying “Looks like somebody’s wife is outta town” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turtle-Squirrel”

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Luke: “Dance… Dance… Litigation?”

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Luke: “Hey, I dunno. We do the show five days a week, people… So, we gotta talk about something and that’s the something we might talk about today”

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Luke: “I know him!!!”

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Luke: “So… it.. it was particularly… bummerific for me”

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Luke: “Thank you, babies… we really appreciate your donations”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you fucked with that? No. Sorry”

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Clips From TBTL #2795

Andrew: “He made us stand in front of the class together, with our hands on each other hips… and mouth the words ‘I love you’. You’re right. He was a weirdo”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna mess this up so bad”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go behind my peepin’ curtains; cuz, I like to watch from there”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, everybody”

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Andrew: Singing three notes from “Wonderful Christmas Time”

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Andrew: “That look that Luke is giving me right now is just like of disgust and confusion… and, that is the look that you should be giving me”

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Andrew: “That was some psycho-sexual bullshit”

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Andrew: “That’s why I’m so normal”

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Andrew: “Think about it, man. Just think about it. You’re not thinking about it”

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Andrew: “What is going on with my face?”

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Andrew: “You weren’t born in the dark! You merely adopted it, is what you’re saying”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “Does your family have any recipes that don’t call for rum? No”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do they still call Germany the Australia of the North? I think Shatner Claus does (Yeah. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is either gonna be super, super, super embarrassing or… (Okay) you’re gonna think I’m playing dumb as a spoof; and, I promise you, I’m not”

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Luke: “All’s quiet on the… Bellingham front”

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Luke: “Am I enough now, Mama? I’m verified”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just stop… Burbank. Just stop”

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Thank you for all the people who’ve mailed me things that aren’t bombs”

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Luke: “The plot is definitely thinning”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t it funny how… all we, all we wanna do is be seen; but, none of us wanna be watched? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve never seen such a candle! (Right)”

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Clips From TBTL #2794: No Point Conversion

Andrew: “And, he got blew u–blew up”

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Andrew: “Classic Browns! Could’ve won by a point; but, you didn’t”

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Andrew: “Intellectually… we should’ve beat this fucking team”

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Andrew: “Is this gonna be a trap?”

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Andrew: “This is Dolphins versus Ravens”

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Andrew: “Usually, you–you’re kind of rooting just for the Browns not to Browns it up”

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Andrew and Luke: “You always say that… I know I do”

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Luke: “Baldwin-schmaldwin”

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Luke: “But, we’re just getting started, dog”

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Luke: “Chubb on Chubb violence”

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Luke: “I’ll just gonna call him ‘Polish last name tight end'”

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Luke: “It was a Stephen Miller’s hair of fields”

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Luke: “It’s like… you are such a dingus!”

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Luke: “That kid… ya can’t run as quarterback!”

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Luke: “The NFL is a weird-ass league”

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Luke: “The NFL is weird”

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Clips From TBTL #2794

Andrew: “And, I just freaked my shit out”

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Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go into great detail describing it to you right now”

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Andrew: “Don’t try to be so goody two shoes all the time”

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Andrew: “Dream talk, eh?”

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Andrew: “Now, puff-puff, give my friend”

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Andrew: “Obviously, nobody gives a fuck about what I tweet”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! This is Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!”

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Andrew: “That is so unprofessional and not cool, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Uh… actually, you know, there’s a British version… This will never be as big as the British version; or, whatever”

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Andrew: “Well, actually”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I ever get a dog… shipped to me in the mail, I’m naming it ‘Flyer’… Don’t flyers usually show up under your windshield wiper on your car… (I don’t know, Luke. Don’t ruin this for me)”

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Luke: “Bald spot… paint in the news?”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s like… right there… right in the Miami meat tent”

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Luke: “It… sickens me”

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Luke: “Rudy! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: Saying “We’ll see where this goes!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You… say ‘sabotage’. I… say… ‘sabatage’ [ph]” as William Shatner

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Luke: Singing “Here comes Shatner Claus. Here comes Shatner Claus, right down Shatner Claus lane”

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Luke: “They are not a sponsor of the show; although, I would not turn down their money”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making a wobbly spinning sound and Andrew saying “Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you say ‘supportage’. I say ‘supportahge’. [ph] Oh”

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Clips From TBTL #2793

Andrew: “But, it really got me… It made me feel warm and nostalgic”

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Andrew: “Grow up, Walsh”

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Andrew: “High five!”

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Andrew: “Holiday-schmolidays, when can we get to ‘I’m With Cupid’?”

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Andrew: “I don’t care. You’re right”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “It’s just like a… bird that just… comes outta my brain”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not that even my… point before had a point, or made sense”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I was gonna ask you that”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “What the shit, Randy?”

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Andrew: “Who’s bringing pop culture into this!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Neither one of us responded, I think, right? Yeah; but, in this case, a non-reaction represents real growth for me”

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Luke: “Because, I just have to take everything… to… Negative Town… Whoo-whoo! This is the four o’clock to Negative Town. All aboard!”

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Luke: “Don’t… praise… the Orthodoxy blog”

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Luke: “I dunno. I’m gonna embarrass myself”

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Luke: “Linh!”

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Luke: Saying “That’s genius work” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “They’re my friends!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “American fast food. What a stupid way to die”

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Luke: Singing “Big ideas in a shrinking world”

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Luke: Singing “I’m on top of the world”

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Luke: “This is called… the okay podcast known as TBTL”

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Luke: “Well, this isn’t how I’m used to movies looking”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo!”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo! This is the four o’clock to Negative Town. All aboard!”

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Clips From TBTL #2792

Andrew: Beeping while Luke was talking

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Andrew: “Cooking now, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I just read something… fascinating”

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Andrew: “I know!! I remembered!!”

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Andrew: “I mean, that is… sublime!”

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Andrew: “I screwed that interview so bad”

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Andrew: “I think we had our balls reversed”

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Andrew: “It twists my brain… into pretzels”

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Andrew: “Maybe just don’t, don’t tweet it”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a ‘Sad Andy’ story”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What I’m gonna say is the most, like, Pollyannaish thing or naïve thing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God! It’s getting weird”

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Andrew: Saying “You’re one of us now” and laughing omninously

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Andrew: “See, in the other one, it went ‘boomp-boomp’. And, that one goes ‘boomp-boomp'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m making this so damn long… This is so epic in my mind and it’s probably not”

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Andrew: “TBTL… Beautiful Banality”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks that he’s an uptight person, nervous and thinks that the listeners thinks that he’s dumb

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Andrew and Luke: “How many heads just exploded… (Andrew’s?) A few”

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Andrew and Luke: “Soak ‘Em. Not S-O-K-U-M’; but, ‘S-O… A-K…’ then an apostrophe and ‘E-M’. It was more of a spoken language, Andrew, than a written one… Of course, it was”

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Luke: “His shit’s all over New York”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew… Walsh, that is”

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Luke: “I can’t believe what a dingus I am”

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Luke: “I collapse into myself… with embarrassment when people get into any kind of all staff… making jokes mode”

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Luke: “I don’t need to be the booger police”

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Luke: “I lived it, okay? I lived it”

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Luke: “I’m namaste”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers”

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers” #2

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Luke: “Man bun… and aggressive nose picking”

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Luke: “My commentaries… are apparently… too scorching… for CBS television”

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Luke: Singing a short, little ditty

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Monday Night Football theme

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Luke: “Sorry for being gross”

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Luke: “Yeah. You’re so fat, some of the fat got into your brain”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo-roo-rey. Boo-roo-rey [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that my beef castle is starting to reflect… (Oh, you’re a buff historian)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s worse: knowing the day you were conceived and the circumstances or knowing the day of your death? Knowing the day that you die!”

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