Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Gonna get real here for a second”

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Andrew: “Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m becoming a real boy; and, that’s what’s nice”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be a bummer, or anything”

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Andrew: “Just… just the tip, man. Just the tip”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Walsh and Burbank”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I just don’t touch casseroles”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m not a casserole kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Zachary… do not mention this to your sister”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about that? (I mean, yes. You’re right) No! I hadn’t. So, thanks”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m like Anthony Bourdain now compared to how I was as a kid. Like, I know I’m a picky eater as an adult; but, as a kid… More like… Anthony Bour-don’t! Right!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gravy curious… Yes”

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Luke: “Although, I’ll tell you what… that cheesecake does push me into Walsh-town… like… I’ll have all that food and I’ll let it settle… and, then, I’ll be, like, ‘Okay. I’m fine’; then, I’ll have that cheesecake, and then, I’m like… ‘Game over'”

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Luke: “Get ready for another scorch take”

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Luke: “Gobble-gobble jive turkeys with their jive turkey gobbles”

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Luke: “It’s number four with a bullet”

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Luke: “Let’s try to get some foods that we can put too much of inside of us, before they… spring back like a jack-in-a-box… and leave us… as we call it, ‘Walshing’. I ate too much Thanksgiving food”

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Luke: “Oh, lumpy mash potatoes”

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Luke: “That’s right… The top… seven… Thanksgiving foods. And, this is the official list… as decided by me… and… my decisions are final. So, if your stuff is not on the list, or if it’s in a different order… I’m sorry… you’re wrong… Boy, that’s a really… it’s a… warm-hearted way to start this Thanksgiving show”

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Luke: “They were Christians! Christ…mas! Chris…tians!”

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Luke: “We cannot be trusted. We can’t be trusted with these microphones!”

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Luke: “We’re almost to the River of Gravy again”

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Luke and Andrew: Having Dave Brubeck on the mind, Oscar Peterson on the lungs and Chet Baker on the pancreas

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s almost like you’re saying the bird is not the word? I would say… everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who knows if that’s where it started; but, that’s where it ended! Right. Exactly”

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Andrew: “And, here’s where the conversation gets difficult”

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Andrew: “But, I guess you’re right”

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Andrew: “God! I just annoyed myself with that answer”

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Andrew: “Hey… I think we’re probably gonna have to… blow off e-mails today”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge… As you… probably noticed… I’m now following you on Twitter”

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Andrew: “It’s more me than… my own hand, at this point”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a question”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah. They say that I’m lazy. I’m so la…” as a bear modeled after Bing Crosby

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Andrew: “We gotta end this show”

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Andrew: “Well, you can be like the Mariners and just trade in your entire coffee pot for a K Cup”

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Andrew: “Wow! Holy wow!”

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Andrew: “You can Burbank the living shit out of this”

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Andrew: “You’re not sponge-worthy”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re making like a… (Okay, okay) a really thin soup, you’re gonna wash the pot out! But, it’s not… because, here’s the thing: it’s wet beans… Eew. Linh! Take a third note!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is completely unrelatable content to me; and, I was gonna take you to task for… being out of… (Linh! Take a note!) touch”

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Luke: “All… all hyperbole and fire tweeting aside”

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Luke: “Dart farts wait for no one”

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Luke: “I call fire suppression… fire rakes”

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Luke: “I, I don’t think you’re totally wrong about this; and, it… pains me to say that. It really hurts”

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Luke: “It’s amazing to me it took twenty years to catch the Bic Uni-baller”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a third note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke: “Next week… new TBTL project… The Early Blurg Washes the Beans”

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Luke: Singing “Can’t get enough Super Golden Crisp. Love that honey comb”

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Luke: “There are no sacred cows in my life”

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Luke: “This is such a dad move”

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Luke: “This might be relatable”

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Luke: “You’re totally right, of course. Yes. That’s… You, you’re, you’re absolutely right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup… Let me… Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke and Andrew: Discussing Luke’s fire tweet about washing or not washing a coffee pot and being asked to take a note three times

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna run and get some more coffee… Does it have human feces in it? I don’t know… (Ohh!!) It’s possible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re more wand than man! Exactly”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’ve got no response to that. Sorry… I, I’m, I always kick the hacky sack back; and, it just occurred to me, I got nothing”

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Andrew: Andrew has gotten over his biometric data being collected by his gadgets

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Andrew: “Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew: “I am not!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not as hardcore about it as you are”

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Andrew: “I’m on the corner of Hungry and Unhealthy right now”

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Andrew: “I’ve handed it all over”

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Andrew: “It was actually on the intersection of Hungry and Happy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the T-Mobile jingle

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Andrew: “Target! Target!”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: Walsh-helm Scream

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Andrew: “Whatever the phone is gonna do to me, I’m gonna do worse to myself”

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Andrew: “‘You should’ve made her take that out of the garbage can! Are you kidding?’ Like, she–Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know! I’m not a scientist! It’s just what I do (Yes)”

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Luke: “I can tell you where the poop drop is”

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Luke: “I can… help you find the poop pile where you can bury the body. I was like, ‘No-no-no-no-no-no-no! No-no! The… sorry. Miscommunication'”

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Luke: “I don’t trust myself to pee standing up, by the way, at three in the morning”

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Luke: “I hear the secrets that she keeps… when she’s barking in her sleep”

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Luke: “Shaking my brain up… like a… seltzer… you know, bottle or something”

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Luke: “Taking them from the inside of my mind to the outside of my mouth”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dog!”

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Luke: “The few… the proud… the Garbage Marines”

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Luke: “The Walsh-helm Scream”

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Luke: “There’s something rotten at the dart tournament… with that whole story”

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Luke: “This, right here, is… really doing it for some of our ASMR fans… it’s really upsetting some other people… who are not into hearing me speak… at this… modulated… tone”

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Luke: “We bring you yesterday’s media tomorrow”

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Luke: “You’re trapped with your bubble guts”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa… e-mail Erik Stromstad… Get me a new board… (Oh, man) but, send it in a pile of poop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you pee standing up in the middle of the night? Yeah… but, the problem is, I’m still sleeping and in bed”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think your scream, I think your impression of that scream is my favorite part of the whole show. Oh, good! I’m sure that won’t live anywhere else”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t know if I’ve taken the dear listeners along on this ride”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my first cuppa!”

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Andrew: “E equals… MC… squared?”

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Andrew: “Genevieve just wants to go hog wild with some bathroom surgery. I’m against that”

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Andrew: “I had… no idea! I had no idea!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I got some shit with you… but, I’m working through it”

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Andrew: “I think Rome is burning… inside you”

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Andrew: “I’m just telling you this now, Luke, not even the listeners”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to not tell this story”

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Andrew: “It’s pruning time!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just continue this conversation over this wonderful music!”

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Andrew: “Mac Miller is the new… Miller Mac”

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Andrew: Making pained sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God! That would have been amazing”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish… Eew”

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Andrew: “Stay gold, pony wall!”

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Andrew: “What about the balls on this guy!?”

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Andrew: “Whatever happened to Andrew’s dumb package?”

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Andrew: “You have more of those than I thought… I need to… put a cease and desist between you and Phamdemort”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Do the mix-up!” and Luke whistling “Do The Hustle”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that… I think that… I think that you’re wrong… is the word that I’m looking for. (Wow!) For a second there…”

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Luke: “Am I… crazy?”

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Luke: “And, this was the one time when I kinda let… my, like… ego flag fly”

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Luke: “As a sketchy person… I would never admit to the backstory of that”

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Luke: “I am not as famous as I think I am… that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I realize how rich this is coming from me”

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Luke: “It’s good for me… to… remember… that… I’m not as cool as I think I am; even though, I try to pretend all the time… like I know that I’m not cool… When I let that ego out… it always leads me wrong”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!!! You just did that!”

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Luke: Singing “And, if there was a pick-pocket… you would probably figure out who it was… cuz, you’re Michael Chiklis and Luke saw you a Patra Burger”

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Luke: Singing “If you like piña coladas… and getting caught in the rain”

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Luke: Singing “Thank you for being The Commish”

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Luke: “Speaking of things that I also don’t know about”

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Luke: “Sunrises are the new sunsets, my friends”

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Luke: “The humiliation of Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “What the Helsinki?”

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Luke: “You know, they are basically, like, razzle them and dazzle them with Luke Burbank… Like, I’m just a piece of meat… being dangled in front of people… That’s why they invited me to be one of the judges”

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Luke: “You son of a bitch!”

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Luke and Andrew: Fudge holders and grudge holders

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’ve said this on the show before. This is really terrible”

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Andrew: “I went on a journey the other day, Luke”

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Andrew: “In my drunk brain, this was all new information that blew my brain”

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Andrew: “Is this even worth it? Is it worth it!?”

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Andrew: “It’s some corny 1968-69 bullshit, right”

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Andrew: “Jefferson Airplane is some… corny-ass shit”

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Andrew: Laughing gruffly and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Of the hook”

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Andrew: “There’s no… hurglars among burglars”

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Andrew: “You brought it from the goddamn basement… or attic, or wherever you keep the kitchen!”

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Andrew: “You’ve taken the power out of the word”

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Luke: “And, is… humorously impersonated by people… named me”

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Luke: “Damn, Bublé. You’ve done it again!”

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Luke: “Damn, this couple is shady!”

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Luke: “I likey. I likey a lot”

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Luke: “I was… drowning my whatever in… in pizza”

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Luke: “I’m just embarrassed of myself most of the time”

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Luke: “I’m loud wrong so much”

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Luke: “Meep-meep!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! This takes me back”

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Luke: Praying for Andrew

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Put another shrimp on the barby!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Your will be done”

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Luke: “That person is gonna be so drunk. How are they getting home?”

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Luke: “The… balls on these people!”

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Luke: “These guys are gonna get fucking rolled”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, what I have realized… at the ripe, old age of forty-two is… (People suck) that stuff… it was–Yeah, exactly! I mean… if I can… if… if I can just… drive point home on this Friday morning edition of this show is people are basically annoying!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned while Luke talked about accidentally saying “TBTL” on Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if you love me; but, whatever level of affection you have, it’s about the same… (I think you’re a nerd. I gotta be honest with you. I think you’re a pretty big nerd) Can you… stop cyberbullying me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I still think room service might be a thousand dollars. It is!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sarah… (Sarah) you let us stay at your house”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is happy as I can fucking be (Hmm)”

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