Andrew: “As I… as I was doing the explosion sounds… I just realized what I just did to myself there”
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Andrew: “Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”
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Andrew: “Bear with me here, Burbank”
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Andrew: “But, there are poop germs in the air!”
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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?'”
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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?’ Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”
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Andrew: “Don’t pretend you don’t know it… Don’t. I’m sorry. Don’t pretend. I can’t… I’m getting more bold… here”
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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”
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Andrew: “How to Run a Questionable Business… by Mr. Sadighi”
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Andrew: “I know why you’re calling out the media on this; but, I also think the system’s effed”
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Andrew: “I reject something… and, that is something called… mid-season premieres or mid-season finales… It’s not a fucking thing”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna get into some complaining territory here”
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Andrew: “I’ve got something to say!”
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Andrew: Making a funny sound
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Andrew: Making explosion sounds
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Andrew: “Never joke with you about things you may or may not have tweeted possibly while high or drunk”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That Truth campaign is off the rails, man!”
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Andrew: “This is our new segment called… ‘Yeah, I’m done. You know what I’m saying'”
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Andrew: “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dick”
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Andrew: “Two Brogans, broging it up!”
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Andrew and Luke: “What Happened to My Erection? by Doctor… (Right!) Down There… Parts (Exactly)”
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Luke: “As the intro music was playing, I was… Googling about”
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Luke: “Brogs before hoges [ph]“
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Luke: “Cuz, I was gonna blow your damn mind”
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Luke: “I feel used and abused”
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Luke: “I was eating that shit up with a spoon”
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Luke: “It’s a real shit show in that Toyota 4Runner when you hear me singing along”
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Luke: “It’s a Tuesday afternish… [sic] Tuesday afternoon edition… Breathless… I am breathless here at the top of the show”
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Luke: “It’s called… Mr. I’m a Man of Few Words’s Monster”
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Luke: “Just fucking go!”
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Luke: “Just fucking go!” #2
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Luke: Quietly saying “Just fucking go”
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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here, dude!”
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Luke: Saying “Despite what a certain corpulent… corpulent dinosaur told ya, hey, babe?” as a low-rent Dennis Miller
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Luke: “That’s like one of the first times you really know sadness”
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Luke: “This is like me saying I’m gonna save money; and, this is my stomach being, like ‘Bitch, what?'”
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Luke: “This is our new segment called… ‘Let me finish, jerk!'”
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Luke and Andrew: “But… man! This place… was a shit show (Hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few burps… But, those burps will count… Yeah! And, so are my under-bubbles”
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Luke and Andrew: “Two Brogs… Broging it up!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Why do I know this song? Cuz, it’s by OK-fucking-Go… Oh, yeah”
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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message explaining what a “river show” and what a “true river show” mean
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