Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Also… I’m dubious”

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Andrew: “Am I wrong?”

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Andrew: “And, I promise you, we’re not total idiots”

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Andrew: “Bottom line, are we moving to Chicago or not; and, why am I roping you into this?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t want people to think I’m dumb”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I like Seattle anymore”

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Andrew: “I just can’t believe that I just… I just blew the whole caper right there”

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Andrew: “I love this goddamn city!”

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Andrew: “I think I’m making a, a… a twountain out of a… twole… hill here”

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Andrew: “I wanted to ask you, speaking of Live Wire, if I made a bit of a Twitter faux pas… or, if, I’m actually just making a Twitter out of a mole hill here”

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Andrew: “I was… reveling in the mess”

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Andrew: “I wish you hadn’t done that, Luke… I wish you hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let the yuppies have Seattle”

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Andrew: “No, no, he menaces me… He’s no friend of mine… Yeah, I’m talking to you… The Weeknd”

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Andrew: “No, no! I said, ‘Okay!'”

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Andrew: “Okay, and”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Do you like that song? Peace and love”

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Andrew: “Peace and love… peace and love”

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Andrew: Saying “Do it” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Drew and Xander Show”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I, I don’t know what’s going on with the system”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have… I’m getting an update here. I have some bad news. It looks like your mother-in-law is stuck in a duct… a piece of ductwork, right now… as we speak. And, she has lost one of her size. Now, on the… but, gained a sigh. ‘Stuck in this ductwork'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I understand why… your wires would get crossed on that. Speaking of wires getting crossed. Oh, wait… Live Wire. We can’t talk about Live Wire… No… because of what happened… Because of what happened… Because of the incident… I told them… I’m not being Mister Pink”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna give an angry emoji… to yesterday’s show. That’s… that’s gonna really… (That’ll confuse people) that’ll, that’ll create some intrigue”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, this is why you can’t take me on capers! You can’t even take me on podcast capers! I can’t even… We almost got away with it; but, I talked… (I can’t even offer you capers to eat)”

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Listeners: Listeners leaving voicemail messages

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Luke: “Boom… I’m there”

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Luke: “But, if he asks for a fucking donation”

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Luke: “Funky Cold Medina… Wild Thing!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, this is good”

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Luke: “I’ve… I’m doing baby steps!”

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Luke: “It’s probably the space people”

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Luke: “Katie, bar the door tonight”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dudes”

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Luke: “Part of it!!”

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Luke: Saying “Who cares! Just… take off!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “Thank God, by the way, that that was not the model for TBTL”

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Luke: “There’s no way!”

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Luke: “We’re really gonna tweak those blogs!”

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Luke: “Where I found myself actually rooting for a flight attendant to be rude… to a pust–to a customer… Who, I almost just called a ‘pustomer’… which, is probably what the flight attendants call us behind our backs, when we’re being particularly rude”

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Luke: “You’re dead to me now”

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Luke: “You’ve been TSA’d!”

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Luke and Andrew: Airline passengers being referred to as “souls” by airline staff

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Luke and Andrew: “I was… probably looking at Twitter on the toilet for fifteen minutes this morning, Andrew; which, was a major flaw in my planning (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, sort of, was a player hater; and, I also… learned something, I experienced something that is really gonna change… I… I’m hoping it’s gonna change my behavior going forward… Hmm… I’m nervous”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not… losing my damn mind! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Kind of, like, imagine Wilford Brimley without the ‘stache; which, I know is… horrifying for all of us. Oh. Because, without the ‘stache, you have no Brimley. God, what’s under there? Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please… Mr. Howdakiss was my dad. I am Doctor Howdakiss… and, that’s not a PhD”

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Luke and Andrew: “Show me your green check mark, or get the hell outta this line! (I love it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Crops Circles of Wallingford. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s something about the soul… of the passenger… (Of the airline passenger) leaving Bellingham”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of “‘Oumuamua”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have your own family ghosts? I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You heard about it yesterday… there’s the pay-off. Oh, God! That’s right! Oh my God! You thought I was gonna forget. I did forget”

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Andrew: “At least, I do it when I’m alone”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Doctor… Whydakiss”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He’s the hostess with the ghostest”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I did that! I did that! Sorry”

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Andrew: “I do not know the property. I do not know the property”

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Andrew: “I’m always futzing with my vacuum”

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Andrew: “I’ve done all the rules!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “I’m always futzing with my vacuum”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “So, in a certain way, I feel like I’ve come a long way, baby”

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Andrew: “Spike the plane! Spike the plane!”

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Andrew: “They’re always barking shit at me”

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Andrew: “This movie sucks!!!”

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Andrew: “Well, they’re also farmers from Lynden who aren’t minding their own damn business”

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Andrew: “When you’re in the car with somebody else, and they’re going through a road rage thing; you’re like, ‘Oh my God, that’s so ugly.’ And, also… there are other people in the car. At least, I do it when I’m alone”

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Andrew: Whispering “We’re M83”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! This doesn’t hold up! (Yup) Holy shit! Written by Donald Trump. Jesus!”

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Listener Danny wrote a song based on the “Oops the Dirty Monster” video, which is an animated version of Andrew’s story about his childhood pet cockatiel that was dubbed “Oops”, and sung it on the TBTL Voicemail Line.

Listener Danny: Singing a song he wrote about Oops the Dirty Monster

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Andrew: “But, something weird is going on… outside my house, Luke”

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Andrew: “By the way, I realized, on Monday, I didn’t leave the house at all. I don’t think I left the house on Sunday or Monday”

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Andrew: “Do not care for it”

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Andrew: “Doctor Howdakiss”

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Andrew: Drawn out “So, yeah”

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Andrew: “Gawker.Ninja.Pizza”

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Andrew: “I don’t even wanna know!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I was thinking of yesterday”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on, man. It’s a mystery”

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Andrew: “I was just feeling it. I was just feeling it yesterday”

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Andrew: “It’s not like we’re super, super, super moneybags”

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “I made a mental note to not talk about this”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. It’s the most boring Banksy ever”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… damnit, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, good! I’m on the edge of my seat”

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Andrew: “Oh… here’s an example!”

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Andrew: “One car fits here… and, one car fits there”

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Andrew: Saying “Play with your Internet” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shut it down! Why are you attacking me?”

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Andrew: “The reason I’m stumbling and bumbling is I, kind of… didn’t want to get into this; but, I also, it’s so hard for me to not talk about this”

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Andrew: “Where was my brain? Why did I think that was okay?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just wanted to say one thing here… if I can make this even weirder, just make it a little bit weirder (Please)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Super Mr. Glib, right? Which is one of the lesser sodas… Mr. Glib (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “And, I’d, I’d like to take this to Boring Town, if I can”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody! Sorry, just working out a little… family matters here at Burbank Springs”

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Luke: “I’m a guy… I dunno if the listeners know this”

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Luke: “Just… gettin’… way too jiggy wit’ it”

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Luke: “Shut up, little man!”

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Luke: “We’re just building the haystack, bruh”

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Luke: “Welcome to the Internet”

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Luke: “What’s the upside of that argument? I do not know”

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Luke: “You are going to… freak your chili”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hogan! Hogan!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look at you remembering things… Maybe, I could totally be wrong (Mr. Memory Man)”

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Andrew: “American Public Media. God bless them… for employing me”

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Andrew: “And, you’re holding this giant, inflatable gavel!”

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Andrew: “And… and, you don’t have access to that, Luke Burbank; because; we try to keep you at arm’s length”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I’m glad that I could make this about me”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too”

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Andrew: “I say this with love”

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Andrew: “I’m actually trying to think now if I’m a hypocrite”

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Andrew: “I’m uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “It is just systems on systems on systems over there”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I have to put the periods–Oh, you have to put the periods in there! Okay”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes have Itasca”

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Andrew: “You know me… I’m such a grumpster”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta not read my company e-mail… (What!?) during the intro of the show”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a doctor’s appointment coming up; and, they just want to remind me of it. Is it in a sanctuary city?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, Luke, are you ready for this? Ya. I need to make sure you’re ready for this”

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Andrew and Luke: Reacting to a fear-mongering political robocall Luke received while taping the show

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: Getting a little too Scientological while thanking the Donors of the Day

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Luke: “Grandpa B doesn’t know how to do this anymore”

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Luke: “He was… kind of… Johnny-not-on-the-spot”

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Luke: “Is this annoying?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “And, we’ve got our show title that nobody will get, but I will love” in a staccato manner

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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in an overly-done French Accent

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Luke: Saying “My Jenny” as Forrest Gump

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Luke: Saying “Restaurant” in an overly-done French Accent

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Luke: “Show bro to co-bro”

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Luke: “So… Doctor Hammer-Judge”

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Luke: “That’s where I’m playing my Doog music from!”

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Luke: “The co-bro who po the show”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Dang it! You know, you put the buffalo… chicken-flavored deli meat back in the refrigerator… be surprised at how quick your Pod-dog abandons you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘Waltham’ right too, right? It’s pronounced, ‘Worcester’. Thank you for setting me up for that joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “You down with ICC? You down with ICC?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what that was, Andrew? Huh. That was, that was filtering! (That was filtering) Wow! That’s a first (That was discretion)”

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