Clips From TBTL #2487

Andrew: “Feel free to, you know, shake this off”

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Andrew: “Get off the bridge! Get off the bridge!”

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Andrew: “God, it’s a horrible prank!! I’d be dead!!”

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Andrew: “I almost died watching this!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you’re real close to making a Cards Against Zumanity joke”

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Andrew: “I think I’m trying so hard… to not let my brain turn off, that I’m working too hard and saying weird things”

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Andrew: “I was in the gift store… probably looking at the teddy bears”

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Andrew: “I’m not any of those things”

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Andrew: “I’m not okay with this… at all!”

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Andrew: “Just really blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!!”

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Andrew: “…Or the baseball that I just dropped on the ground… that probably made a big racket”

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Andrew: “PC culture… run amoke”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Rough and rowdy comedians of yesteryear”

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Andrew: “That is criminal”

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Andrew: “This sounds dumb”

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Andrew: “Why!!? God, why!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This doesn’t seem okay to me. This doesn’t seem okay… Wow! Really? Yeah.”

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Luke: Andrew is the longest nicknamed co-host of TBTL

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Don’t get me talking about beans”

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Luke: “Easy, snowflake”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Rouse!”

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Luke: “Homeboy is ninety-five, by the way”

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Luke: “I don’t know if I broke her brain… or what”

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Luke: “I just need a remote control to… stir in the Splenda”

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Luke: “In classic… TBTL form, let’s just get right into the Top Stories… forty-five minutes into the program”

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Luke: “Kumail! It’s Luke!”

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Luke: Saying “Let us pray” in a priestly, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “That’s insane!”

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Luke: “This is so specific… and so loud. In fact, too loud and too specific”

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Luke: “Yee-haw”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m trying to send you a GIF, and I don’t know if it’s gonna GIF when it gets to you; or, if it’s just gonna yiff… [ph] or if it’s gonna spiff (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is gonna sound like I’m about to cyberbully you… Oh, no! Within an inch of my life? (To within an inch of your life)”

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???: Saying “Hold up” in a funny manner

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Clips From TBTL #2486

Andrew: “‘Cuz, I’m not getting any younger over here”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Hey… I need a nickname. How come everybody’s got a nickname, except for me?”

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Andrew: “I wanna do something with you that you’re gonna hate; but, I need to j-jam it in here before you… before you”

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Andrew: “I’m all for it. I mean, the listeners will probably gonna be mad at you”

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Andrew: “I’m gagging almost thinking about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh… sorry, yeah. I’m sorry, I didn’t go with… that wasn’t very ‘Yes, and’ of me. It was just ‘And’. I forgot the ‘Yes’ part! Sorry.”

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Andrew: “Okay… my dad made me upload it. Don’t ask.”

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Andrew: Saying “Crest White Strips” over some trap music

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Andrew: Saying “Dentist. Clean teeth.” over some trap music

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Andrew: Singing “What is love!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I thought you were a boy, Morgaine”

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Andrew: “The Morgaine… was a woman!”

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Andrew: “Well, ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “What are the chances that you can… kinda, keep both dentists and play them off of each other?”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Seven for Ten!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wanna do something with you that you’re gonna hate; but, I need to j-jam it (Okay) in here before you… before you… God, you could just take everything you just said in such a weird… sense, if you had a dirty mind. I wanna do (Luckily, you don’t) something you’ll hate, but if we just jam it in there… it’ll be fine.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m like the heel of TBTL. Not true at all. Not true at all. You’re the… is it the… babyface?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke lobs a Seven of Nine, Jeri Ryan, Star Trek reference at Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “Very Portland, you know? You know, they always paint on the street of Portland? Yeah. Hippies.”

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Luke: “Durrrrrr!!!”

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Luke: “Henry the… Whatever!”

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Luke: “Jeopardy’s got a new bad boy”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a whistling sound for a correct response

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Luke: Mimicking the Amazon Echo acknowledgement sound

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Luke: “Oh, what!!?”

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Luke: Saying “Powerball!” in same manner as “Fireball!”

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Luke: Singing “Baby, don’t hurt me”

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Luke: “You just got the D, and you got the M, and you got the B”

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Luke: “You’ve been replaced”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got another tight five on Morgana. So… We don’t have a tight five on anything!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess it’s good that… that this new person also practices safe sex… (Yeah!) even though, they’re now… porking the love of your life. I don’t know why this got… (I don’t know!) so weird, so fast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know the difference, Andrew! (Alright)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, you’re the babyface. I’m the heel. Okay, (I don’t think that’s even) I’ll take that. I don’t think that’s even up for debate.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nobody invited you to the trap party. I invited myself to the trap party. You we’re like, ‘I was Genevieve’s plus one… to the trap party! You don’t get to tell me not to come to the trap party'”

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Luke and Andrew: Post-George Washington and Pre-Barack Obama are the Flyover Presidents

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, are crows and ravens are different? I think so! See, this is why I would lose!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2485

Clips from the No Point Conversion portion of the show will be posted at a later date.

Andrew: “Aren’t you an on-air personality on the network that Charlie Rose is on… you big baby?”

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Andrew: “Happy Trucktober!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t cry once today… I cried multiple times today. That’s not true!”

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Andrew: “I’m all confused”

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Andrew: “Let’s… run this by the Burbank-o-Meter”

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Andrew: “Never! Nurver!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that was episode eight. We’re out. We done.”

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Andrew: “TBTL: The podcast… where we ruin things for you”

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Andrew: “Wait, you grabbed the same thing I grabbed!?”

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Andrew: “Who is right?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t do a podcast… is what I did. I just (That was it?) refrained, I refrained from talking into a microphone for two whole days”

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Luke: “Aren’t I great?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “It’s the gift that keeps on not giving”

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Luke: Laughing to something Andre was saying

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Luke: “Now, the evil’s inside them”

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Luke: “Oh, and by the way, you know… I didn’t have to pick up that stuff at the store! But, I… I knew that you were really having a busy day; and, so…! Aren’t I great?”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You call that a chocolate shop?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying!!”

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Luke: “This is… dumb”

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Luke: “You’re… getting a five apple room… for three-and-a-half apples”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know where you are… but, I have a specific set of skills. I will find you and I will tell you the name of the band Riley is in. Now, do it in an Australian accent and I’ll be happy.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “You call that a donation?” in an Australian accent and Andrew responding with “Don’t. Don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What, what!? (What!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t get the inside of a straw clean! Gross! (No, you cannot)”

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Tongue Clicking

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Clips From TBTL #2484

Andrew: “And then, it’s all over. The dream is over.”

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Andrew: “And to you, I say, ‘Achtung!'”

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Andrew: “Dance card’s a little full this weekend, because… everybody’s gotta get a piece of the Andy”

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Andrew: Drawn out “What?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got a goddamn podcast”

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Andrew: Frustrated Andrew is Frustrated

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Andrew: “Honestly, look at the last two months of your life”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be your… dancing, knife-fight monkey”

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Andrew: “I mean, the video is ridiculous. I’m gonna close my eyes”

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Andrew: “I really put you on the spot. I can, I can bleep this all out. I can’t cut it out… but, I can just bleep it all out”

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Andrew: “I secretly Shazam’d it”

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Andrew: “I was sliding down rainbows into my book”

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Andrew: “I’m paying attention mostly, too”

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Andrew: “If that came on in the car… I would turn it up… and roll up my windows so nobody heard me”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No. No. No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Keep it coming, folks. Keep it coming.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, you’re feeling a little gurgly, though”

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Andrew: “The Reading and The Rainbow?”

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Andrew: “We got a hammy down!”

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Andrew: “What if somebody drops the ham? We got a hammy down!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing that!? You’re promoting your show; and, I’m just pooping on it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? I dunno… he’s probably watching a movie in some unexpected location. You know him. Classic Burbank.”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy”

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Luke: “Bruh… I’ve been divorced. You’re gonna spend four thousand over that bed pan”

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Luke: “For sharks”

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Luke: “Looking… at one side, looking at the other side… looking at the other side, looking at the other side”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no”

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: “Our lawnmower was a hammy down”

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Luke: “Ripped from the headlines of my actual life”

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Luke: Singing along to “Rock On”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Bourdain!”

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Luke: “That’s the most… coherent part of the story”

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Luke: “The Geordie and The LaForge”

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Luke: “Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber”

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Luke: “While I was drunk as balls… here”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we… are so… incredibly, incredibly… appreciative. So appreciative, Andrew… That you don’t have the list in front of you. That’s exactly right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently chuckled when Luke said Top Story was related to his Twitter world

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Luke and Andrew: “I am… I’m, I’ve, I’m going, I’m going hard on my Andy times (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why on Earth I’m launching into this story; (Here we go) because, it doesn’t go anywhere, Andrew… (Oh, good! Then, I know why)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, brethren, that’s… is that… that’s not gender-specific, right? I don’t know. It sounds like, if anything, you’d be trying to get rid of the ‘brethr’ and not the ‘en'”

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Clips From TBTL #2483: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And a Happy Trucktober to you!”

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Luke: “And, we got there! We finally got there. Good stuff.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is… rich coming from me”

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Luke: Flat “What?”

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Luke: “How… how did we manage to book the gay dog!? I mean, that is a get!”

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Luke: “I think ‘X’ being in there looks a little naughty to me”

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Luke: “I’m just name-dropping here… Tom Cruise told me once, ‘Never name drop'”

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Luke: “I’m the only one allowed to spoil Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on a regular basis. That’s my job!”

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Luke: “It is… compulsive grooming gone amoke?”

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Luke: “More rock, less talk”

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Luke: “Peace and love. Peace and love.”

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Luke: “Proto-Alanis Morissette”

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Luke: “Same bat time, same bat channel”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most truckerful time of the year”

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Luke: Singing “You’re a toe-tapper, hair-twirler, eye-blinker, head-nodder, nail-biter, knuckle-cracker, skin-picker, lip-licker, shoulder-shrugger, chin-stroker”

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Luke: “Sort of Schrödinger’s Browns”

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Luke: “That’s a carbon footprint I can get into”

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Luke: “This is the show of a thousand name drops, okay?”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What about… what about… a color shout? Red, red, red, red! White, white, white, white, white, white, white”

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Luke: “Ya best not be putting your audio recorder where it don’t belong”

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Luke: “Yeah, with… with great, with great bong… comes great bong-sponsibility”

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Luke and Andrew: “Doggam… doggam fathermucker! Bun of sitch! Mother father Chinese dentist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, what am I admitting to? Yeah, what are you admitting to?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Luke Burbank for WXXI, the region’s news leader. We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke joking about trying to steal a listener’s kids

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Luke and Andrew: Possible Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! show topic and spoilers

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Clips From TBTL #2483: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Ah… I am, like… eighty… four… percent sure that this was, like, a small little spoof in The Simpsons”

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Andrew: “And, I think bad stuff was happening”

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Andrew: “Back to you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep!”

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Andrew: “Hey there, Care Bear! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who’s in charge of this over there!!”

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Andrew: “It just comes out of me”

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Andrew: “It’s a little patch of something, and it ain’t good!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a little patch of something”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, this is so gross. I can’t believe I’m saying this!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Walsh, we gotta wrap this up, dude!”

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Andrew: “Piped directly into your earballs via headphones”

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Andrew: Playing the noise at the beginning of Bossa Nova Hold Music in a loop

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Andrew: “Sagal can’t tweet these things. Sagal needs to keep his… powder dry”

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Andrew: Saying “I hate to do this” in a tentative, unsure manner

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Andrew: Saying “The Spookiest Hour!” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “This is for Amy. This is for Erica. This is for Leah and Andy too.” in the rhythm of the Bossa Nova Hold Music noise loop

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Andrew: Saying “Your travel plans” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s just burn all our bridges”

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Andrew: “So far, so good”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit. Throw him in the clink”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to us now!”

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Andrew: “This is the only time in our recording history I wished I had a bong sound effect. No, you know what? I’m glad I don’t have a… bong sound effect. I would over use it”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna get pulled!!!”

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Andrew: “What are they doing? Why are they doing it? And, how can you stop them?”

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Andrew: “What are you building up to?”

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Andrew: “What do we do? Do we give the donors their money back?”

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Andrew: “What is this, a Ford Focus!?”

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Andrew: “While we’re biting hands that feed us here”

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Andrew: “Whomp, whomp”

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Andrew: “Why would I jump through this hoop?”

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Andrew: “You know how dumb I am?”

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Andrew: “You know what? He’s the Browns of microphone handling. How about that?”

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Andrew: “You tried to crack my knuckles once… like a psycho”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to fix the extra noise in the Bossa Nova Hold Music song, he wants to rub Luke’s nose in it

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Andrew and Luke: “So sassy! So sassy! (Yeah!) Lotta sass (Yeah)”

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