Andrew Walsh – Page 255 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke and Andrew: “So… the only camera they had that could actually show the field was the, like… that weird camera that’s on those cables. Sorry, you just sounded like a teenager for a second. I hate you dad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just seriously funked your. Funked? Ooh, that would be, that’d be a first for me… You just seriously funked your geology test, bud!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2495: Andrew Walsh Edition

October 24, 2017 October 24, 2017

Andrew: “But, what I can’t figure out is; and, I’m not trying to be a cornball here”

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Andrew: “Can I get a redo on that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: “Guys! Guys!!”

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Andrew: “Hello. How ya doing, man? That took me off guard”

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Andrew: “I don’t even have a tail”

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Andrew: “I have a case of the Mondays”

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Andrew: “I need your, I need your podcast badge and your gun”

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Andrew: “I never asked to have white teeth!”

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Andrew: “I’ll have what he’s having”

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Andrew: “Pop those babies out”

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Andrew: “Rawr”

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Andrew: “Rawri!”

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Andrew: Singing “Quip, Quip, Quip Toothbrush” in a Walsh doo-wop manner

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Andrew: “Spittle soaked… teeth… forms”

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Andrew: “We can’t talk about Trump and the Browns in the same five minute period. I will die.”

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Andrew: “Well, la-ti-da”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What’s my excuse?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sometimes I’m doing that to Genevieve… several times an evening. Uhh, is that okay to say? It’s okay to say. She’ll never hear this. Umm, Genevieve doesn’t snore. She’s perfect in every way.”

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Andrew and Luke: “God, this is annoying. I don’t even wanna say it (Ha!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think the listeners would like, I think the listeners… can then play a game… ‘Do I Chomp Like a Lukles?’ And they… ‘How Lukles Are Chompers?’ I don’t know. We can work on the branding (Yeah)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2494: Luke Burbank Edition

October 23, 2017 October 23, 2017

Luke found and played an audio file that had recorded in a bathroom at his Mt. Baker studios back in 2009.

Luke: Testing recording from a bathroom from the Mt. Baker studios

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Luke: “Also, you know what it is, a little bit? And, and then, I’ll shut up about this topic”

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Luke: “And then, you can’t sing along. Cuz, you want to song along so badly; but, you can’t, cuz you don’t know what’s he’s gonna free scat next”

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Luke: “But, I was laughing my… Crocktober off, driving in from the dentist yesterday”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Oh, God, no”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, it’s just a noodler” and having a good laugh

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Luke: Singing “Round here!”

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Luke: Singing “Take, what is it… a hot dog, put it in a pizza, wrap it in a something… you got cheesy blasters!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Yeah!!!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: “Tip of the cap… to my fellow diastema sufferer, Michael Strahan. You go.”

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Luke: “Trussed up… like a truck, like a Trucksgiving Trucktober Trurkey”

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Luke: “You think you know me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you know that John Wayne… loved… Sequim, Washington… The Duke! No. Why did he love it? Is this a joke? He just, he… Nope. He just really liked it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, really, if you’re a researcher and you walk in, and that thing is furry… you just made a shitload of money. Oh, weird… it’s growing hair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s say thanks today to… this jazz horn. Thanks, jazz horn! And… thanks, jazz horn. And, also… thanks, Meat Cat! And, then… Meat Cat flies away”

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Luke and Andrew: “These things are trussed up… like a… Trucktober turkey; (Mmm-hmm) and, I don’t understand… It’s a trurkey… by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… this may be a record. We didn’t do one (We did not do one) Top Story. That’s okay, though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been keeping your Counting Crows sugar on the shelf…!?! No, we talked about this!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2494: Andrew Walsh Edition

October 23, 2017 October 23, 2017

Andrew: “Are you being serious?”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t even remember what you’re beef was”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can smell your dreadlocks from here”

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Andrew: “Hello-sef, brosef”

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Andrew: “I do love free scattin'”

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Andrew: “I know! God, no, I… God, I…! I know.”

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Andrew: “I love mystery tape, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m almost wondering if… you’re laying it out a little thick, though”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Conor”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I yelled. I just, I mean… I don’t know if any of these things work”

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Andrew: “If I only smell bleach for the next twelve hours, no matter where I am… it means I did a good, damn job on the bathroom. Also… I’m probably not long for this world.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Look at you, Columbo”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s just digital trickery”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m wearing this laser baldness helmet. Yeah, but this other stuff… is medicine… And, I don’t think that could work”

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Andrew: “Oh! There you go. All of my negative energy turned back towards you! Mission accomplished!”

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue

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Andrew: Tripping over his own tongue (Chopped and Screwed)

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Andrew: “Well, whatever. I didn’t even see it.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think so”

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Andrew: “You have… a laser helmet!”

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Andrew and Luke: Hating on Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln (not Cadillac) ads

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Andrew and Luke: “Here, you want a power out? Yeah. I got a power out. (Power out!) Nice.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is there an actual chorus, or is this just one of those noodlers? No, that’s the problem. It’s just a noodler. Yeah, it’s just a noodler.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, Bryan… you are being the change you want to see… in the podcast world. Is it a promo that we recorded?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, if it hurts my face, it means the bathroom is clean. Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have… a laser helmet! That you put on your head; because, you thought it was going to cure baldness. Yeah, but that makes more sense on paper to me. Are you being serious?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2493

October 23, 2017 October 23, 2017

Andrew: “Aaaghh, I leave a… I leave a trail of podcast co-hosts behind me everywhere I go”

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Andrew: “Good… See? It’s fun… it’s like a mystery, this show. It’s a puzzle. Ya listening, TweetBahara? [sic]“

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Andrew: “I am an aspiring, freelance bass–standup bassist”

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Andrew: “I mean, that barking kinda gets to me a little bit… and, I don’t even bark!”

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Andrew: “I, listen, I’m a huge fan… but, I won’t do that. And, it wasn’t a Meatloaf joke”

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Andrew: “I’ll probably die never really having a good grasp on that”

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Andrew: “Not to make a thing about everything”

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Andrew: “People go either, ‘woot, woot, woot,’ you know, or ‘woof, woof, woof,’ or whatever the hell they’re doing”

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Andrew: “Problem is, I’m not retracting my love of it”

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring

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Andrew: Recording Professor Bananas snoring #2

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Andrew: Scatting along with the Bossa Nova hold music

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: “Somebody dressed up like a big, foam McConaughey… McConaugh-hi? McConaugh-huh?”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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Andrew: “We’re, we’re gonna get back to the funny real soon here”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya. Wow, you sound like Owen Meany”

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Andrew and Luke: “What did he do? He got… the world’s greatest hair transplant…! No, I mean, why does he have a mugshot?”

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Luke: “Alright, everybody. This is special… This is special.”

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Luke: “China… I’ll never say that word normal again”

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Luke: “Dolla, dolla bill, y’all. Thanks for the dolla, dolla bill, y’all, Dan!”

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Luke: “If we lose the rumpus room at this place… my good friend Andrew Walsh will never visit again”

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Luke: Saying “China” in a Trump-like manner

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Luke: “St. Louis, France? What!? Oui, oui!”

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Luke: “Tell ’em the most fragile men in podcasting sent ya!”

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Luke: “There has never been an Attorney’s General [sic] like Eric Holder”

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Luke: “This is how I’m a crazy person”

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Luke: “This some real Linkin Bizkit right here”

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Luke: “Yeah… TweetBahara… [ph] we have donors of the day!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was making a joke about Andrew being the longest running co-host of TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t do it, Luke! Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Stop… don’t do it… Don’t do it… I’m just gonna quickly do this. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a very clever… PR coup… by the CIA, right? Ooh, another coup by the CIA. Great. Jesus. Really walked into that one, didn’t I?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! That’s mine!!! You can’t use that.”

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