Clips From TBTL #2501

Clips pulled from the TBTL Spooktacular 2017 will be posted in a separate post.

Andrew: “Amazing!”

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Andrew: “And then, I misfired it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I was gonna lay it on you”

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Andrew: “It’s on right now!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Nailed it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Saying “It was called Enco… [ph] and, it was scary” in a semi-spooky manner

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Andrew: “We seriously… need to stop working together”

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Andrew: “Well, I’ll tell you this… don’t go as sexy Live Wire host; because, that’s what I’m gonna be… okay?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Luke: “A man… a plan… a cougar, a Ders”

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Luke: “Because, it’s about to get spooky up in here!”

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Luke: “I am… I’m as curious as the listeners aren’t… about if we’re gonna get trick or treaters”

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Luke: “I don’t think the Spooktacular was pedantic, though. I just don’t think that’s actually the right use of pedantic; which, ironically, is me being somewhat pedantic”

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Luke: “I was… a little on the tipsy side”

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Luke: “I, I decided to go with the most TBTL one of all; which was, not doing it, but talking about how I was thinking… of doing it”

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Luke: “Like a dub of a dub of a dub of a dub?”

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Luke: Saying “The Haunting Hour” in a semi-spooky manner

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Luke: Saying “The spookiest hour of the Monday” in a semi-spooky manner

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Luke: “So, there you go… you’ve been, you’ve been Spooktaculared!”

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Luke: “The scariest story told on TBTL… today”

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Luke: “The scariest story… ever told… on podcasting”

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Luke: “We have so much Halloween shit up in our house and in the yard, man!”

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Luke: “You know what? I, I, I also have a tight hour and ten minutes I can do on this subject, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, send us an e-mail… cc-ing… Nate Toby! At American Public Media. That’s our new, our new tag… at the end of every show”

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Clips From TBTL #2500: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Aw, damn… Hold on, I’m, I refuse to… continue this sentence until I remember”

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Andrew: “Dude, I would’ve… killed you”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: “It was a… fucking good game!”

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Andrew: “This is… a ridiculous thing to say; but, I, I gotta say it”

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Andrew: “What year is it?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew correcting his statement on the Eagles currently having the best record with Luke making a long, drawn out “Uhh” sound

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had a really important announcement I wanted to make here that I’m, I want to make sure (Yup) everybody hears. Never mind, I’ll save it for tomorrow. I don’t have an announcement”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “Dude… give me a brark”

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Luke: “Geez… Stop… stealing our scoops, Seattle Times!”

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Luke: “I need to know what’s happening!”

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Luke: “I would’ve been shitting bricks. Um, excuse me. Shitting rocks.”

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Luke: Saying “End him” in a deep voice

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Luke: Saying “Uhh, we should wrap things up here and say goodbye to everybody”

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Luke: “WTF, Seahawks?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, anyway, I’m just, I’m just agreeing with you in an… oddly, angry manner. Right. No, and, and that’s the… that’s what, that’s called the Browns effect”

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Clips From TBTL #2500: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, you woo, woo, woo”

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Luke: “Because, on Thursday, I gotta do Live Wire again… with my face on”

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Luke: “Grinchler alert!”

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Luke: “Hell… to the nah”

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Luke: “Hey, Rich and Linda, you wanna get weird?”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you skateboarded!”

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Luke: “I… I was… I was at war with myself”

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Luke: “I’ll see your bag of shame and raise it”

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Luke: “I’m gonna give myself forty-five more seconds on this and then I’ll really shut up about it”

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Luke: “I’m sorry that you were bored… by me talking about my travel”

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Luke: “Like… I’m telling ya, bruh. If I’m walking around the Third Coast Festival with this sitch… [ph] I am gonna be a mess… internally”

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Luke: “Oh, really?”

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Luke: “Owie”

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Luke: “Peace!”

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Luke: Saying “With his mind” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See ya, suckers!”

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Luke: “Shot at and missed. Shit at and hit?”

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Luke: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke: “So pitted”

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Luke: “Sorry about my face”

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Luke: “Wassell! Wassell! Wassell.”

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Luke: “We’re in America, y’all!”

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Luke: “Whatever you do, do not… keep… calm”

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Luke: “Yeah, but we have the cover on the pool now; so, you don’t know all of the human excrement that’s down there. So… problem solved for the next six to eight months”

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Luke: “You fell down running to the bus… a year ago; and, you’re still not right”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Let’s do this. Hey, you’re actually here this time”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, just remember, Jesus is the reason for the season. That’s right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you okay with (Pardon me) my, the audio levels that I’m sending? I’m in love with your audio levels… right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Believe it or not… I carry a certain amount of makeup with me (I believe it)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Episode (Yeah) two-thousand… five-hundo… in a collector’s series. That’s rich. That’s rich.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think The New York Times is in the pocket of Big Ronald… because, I, they want us, I think you’re supposed to think they are not an option; but, I bet you that they are an option. So, I bet it’s false that they’re not an option. Way to go, Big Ronald.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m saving myself for Rock N McDonald’s. I’m saving myself for Rock N McDonald’s (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once the, like, shame was wearing off (Yeah, yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I ain’t no challah back girl, so… (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re re-scatting (Yeah) a thing that something scatted off the top of their head… Which is gross”

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Clips From TBTL #2500: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

Listener Alex left a voicemail for the guys that included a song about Trucktober, based on the classic Truckstmas, er, Christmas song, “White Christmas”.

Listener Alex: Trucktober Song

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Andrew: “And, I hit that son of a biscuit… so hard”

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Andrew: “Get out of our heads, guys!”

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Andrew: “Grinch alert!”

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Andrew: “Hey, poochie!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what Hopper is”

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Andrew: “I’m a little embarrassed about this whole thing”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry; but, it was so funny”

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Andrew: “Is there any chance that your facial injuries… are skateboard related, to the extreme?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a mouth trumpet fanfare sound

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Andrew: “Maybe, I’m getting a little bit softer in my older age; as we’ve talked about”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait, I think I found it! Thank you! The Internet is an amazing, wonderful place!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Good grief!”

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Andrew: “That sigh spoke volumes, I feel like”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh”

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Andrew: “Welcome the scab”

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Andrew: “Welcome to the new show sponsor: TheScab.com. Healing the world, one open face wound at a time”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Burbank”

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Andrew: “When I was… working with the crunchiest of crunchy public radio… employees at New Hampshire Public Radio; and, I say that with… obvious… obvious all love”

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Andrew: “Whenever”

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Andrew: “Where’d that come from?”

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Andrew: “Woo-whoo!”

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Andrew: “You know… I like to be a cranky old man; because, it makes people like me more”

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Andrew: “Your brain takes over… your stomach”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks he’s the worst humor scatter

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me ask you this… if there really is a God, why would there so much pain and suffering in the world, dude!? Yeah. Let’s get on with the quiz (Yo, yo, yo)”

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Andrew and Luke: Scatting along with the bossa nova hold music

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you did tell the story of the giant turd. Yes, super dookie”

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Clips From TBTL #2499: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But… this is what happens… when we don’t look at our cell phones!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t want the security guy to think that I am insane”

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Luke: “I am really turning this into one hot dog of a story”

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Luke: “I bought it… to make porn”

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Luke: “I felt like a million bucks this morning; and, I was, like, ‘Oh… cuz, you had two alcohol drinks last night… not twenty'”

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Luke: “I’m burning the Big Mac off… with my brain powers!”

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Luke: “If I’m lyin’… I’m dyin'”

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Luke: “Like a Trucktober miracle, here it is, in our lives”

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Luke: “San Pornando Valley”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, I don’t trust it, Rick. I don’t trust it.” as Morty

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Luke: Saying “Hi-ho… hi-ho… Paula Poundstone here” as a Sesame Street character

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Luke: Saying “Luke… that’s why you gotta talk to people in person!” as Paula Poundstone

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Luke: Singing “You got flavor blasted”

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Luke: “The man from TV came downstairs”

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Luke: “We should totally do that song!”

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Luke: “You can stuff your sarcasm in a sack”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this will get edited out or not, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I’m editing all of this out… Oh, oh, out of Wait Wait. Sorry, yes. Sorry. Yeah. You’re not my best friend anymore. Ah, damnit! Not even close. Now, you’re gonna sing that song to Camaro Kev!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘You know it, baby!’ You… I’m glad I turned you down”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a duplication investigation

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Luke and Andrew: “So, uh… anyway, that’s… power out. That’s why we took a break? I, listen… I didn’t expect it (…hot dog…) to go anywhere; but, I thought it was gonna longer to get nowhere…”

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Clips From TBTL #2499: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “But, in a certain way… I think the beauty of Paula Poundstone is, like, she’s more Burbank than a Burbank, in a certain way”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s trying to find a way to ruin everything! And, they just ruined your good feeling you have when you go for a jog and think about things”

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Andrew: “Found it. Doesn’t matter to anybody except for me. Other–just to know I’m not going insane.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good, long laugh

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Andrew: “Hey man, I have some good news for you!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t trust it. I’m not, I’m not trusting it right now”

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Andrew: “I just can’t imagine you or me really getting inside our head. That’s kind of the thing… seems outside of our comfort zone”

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Andrew: “I knew none of that”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub in life, generally speaking”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!” #2

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Andrew: “Now, do Australian Morty. No. Don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke has a podcast?”

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Andrew: “Oh… ha-ha. I turned you down”

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Andrew: “Ooo-kay”

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Andrew: Saying “Were you just with the man on TV? I know the man on TV!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me about the hot dogs, George. Tell me about the hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Truck Nutz roasting on an open fire”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh! Looks like we got a karaoke situation”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Twitter game would be a great game, but it would get hurtful fast

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you imagine how much better his show would be if he just… if we just cancel TBTL? Don’t… give him… any. ideas!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, um… while we’re on the topic of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, could you do me a favor and just tell me… who won every round… and, how everything turned out; only, cuz, I just some listeners heads to explode. That’s right, shout out to my buddy, Linh Pham.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… we might even do a Top Story or two. How about we turn this into… (Don’t tempt us) Lukles gives… Andles some advice. First… first of my name”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what you said. You probably just said something (Sensitive) very… gentl–gentle; and then, I cried myself to sleep at night on my giant pillow”

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Andrew and Luke: Things got real weird when Andrew started barking

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