Clips From TBTL #2498: Part Two

Andrew: Saying “What are we gonna talk about?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Take two, here we go. Funny or not”

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Andrew: “That is not helpful”

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Andrew: “That’s really awful”

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Andrew: “The guy… or the woman… or the dude!”

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Andrew: “This is the twenty-sixth day of Trucktober. Happy Trucktober to you and yours”

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Andrew: “Too Beautiful To Haberdash”

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Andrew: “Well, enough about your damn podcast”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not racist!!”

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Andrew: “Winc!”

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Andrew: “Ya gotta love it! Lord. What was the voice? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “You feminists!”

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Andrew: “You’ve never been to a game!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Andrew still having trouble saying “asterisk”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “How about Nick ‘The Nickname’ Jarin? That’s bad. Alright. That’s so bad. Let’s get out of here. (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “I just feel shitty about everything. Really!?”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “It’s actually your Bavarianism that I hate the most. I’d believe that.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Jared Leto, though, you brought that up. Like, why does that guy have a job? I don’t know. He, like, stands out like a sore thumb in everything. He’s… not a good actor!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Oh, man. Let’s go get those popsicles. Let’s do it”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Snohomies!?! Yeah. We have Snohomines!!! That’s awesome”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: The words “suck” and “tip” should be avoided when talking about eating popsicles

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Until then, remember: No popsicle too tall. And, good luck to all.”

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Nick Jarin: “Dang, cigarette packaging looks so cool!”

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Nick Jarin: “I am declaring this episode… a no tender-talk zone”

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Nick Jarin: “No, she’s full white”

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Nick Jarin: Singing “Mighty, mighty ice pops”

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Nick Jarin: “Yeah, let’s popsicle down later”

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Nick Jarin: “You’re the audio nerd”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Andrew’s smoking habit is old enough that it can vote and rent a car

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Nick said “Alexa” and “Stop” several times, causing Andrew to bleep it and telling Nick to stop using the name

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Oh, hey Granny! Hey, Granny! Whaddup! (Sorry I haven’t called you in a while)”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “You breaking up with me? No.”

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Clips From TBTL #2498: Part One

Andrew: “Ah… Bub!”

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Andrew: “Alright, don’t smoke”

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Andrew: “Also, that first cigarette, your body just… it’s like a warm blanket that calms you down. I hope the kids a listening. Give it a shot. No, don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “And, I would have five butts in there from the night before”

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Andrew: “But, this is the shit that’s going through my head, right?”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Chokeberry juice!?”

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Andrew: “Good, God!!”

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Andrew: “Grr!”

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Andrew: “Hey, sorry ladies… I’m taken”

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Andrew: “I do have a tonight shirt!”

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Andrew: “I got one from somebody here and I don’t have your name! Ah… Bub! I’m so sorry, I didn’t copy your name down”

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Andrew: “I know I’m a snowflake”

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Andrew: “I mean you… you could… sort of, fan-wank that away a little bit”

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Andrew: “I used to be one of those people!”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say something… quasi-snarky about, like, how do you fill a podcast talking about drones. But, I guess… first of all… glass houses, throwing stones, et cetera”

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Andrew: “I… understand that I’m the asshole here, okay? Like… I wanna make it clear”

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Andrew: “I’m just seriously sick of hearing my voice right now”

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Andrew: “I’m kinda… gagging a little bit”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna bite the hand that feeds me here”

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Andrew: “I’m so proud of you people! That is the four corners of the country, sort of. Right?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, this city is… so damn white, man!”

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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck am I doing?”

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Andrew: “Look at the logo, though! This is good radio”

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Andrew: Making a mouth trumpet fanfare sound and saying “I’m going outside for a cigarette now”

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Andrew: “May be your winch be unneeded and all of your problems buffed out. In the name of the engine, the trans and the holy drivetrain… yeehaw”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re an adult, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn, these are good. I love popsicles so much”

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Andrew: “Oh, no way! I have a whole system”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Andrew: “Point of that whole story is… I’m an idiot”

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, speaking of things… Down Under”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Doing an impression of Albert Einstein in the manner of the Swedish Chef

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Luke: “Give me a hat wobble. Now, Amaya I can get into”

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Luke: “Please explain”

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” in a high-pitched Adam Duritz manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that self-control?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You’re getting promoted… to level six!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing “Best days of her life, her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-ife” to the closing out song

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Luke: Singing “It’s gonna be the best day of my life”

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #2

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #3

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #4

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Luke: Singing the bass line of “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke and Andrew: Fuzzy impression of an impression of Howard Stern’s mother

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a very specific ask. Well, that was… that was a big set up”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank? Luke… (Yeah) Oh, it’s Burbank!”

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Luke and Andrew: Spoofing with Browser Names

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Luke and Andrew: Using the Vanilla Ice “Ice Ice Baby” defense regarding the bossa nova hold music

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Luke and Andrew: “What would your ciotka say? Uhh, my ciotka would ask me what a podcast… if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yesterday, remember I was talking about how I can snatch insult… from the jaws of compliments? Yes. With the best of them? Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby… I’m gonna sue the shit out of you, man”

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Gobble-like thinking sound

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Andrew: “God, that really… burns my britches!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, what’s your favorite GIF? It’s 2017, these are the conversations we have now.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about Einstein”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s it. I don’t know… any more music talk”

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Andrew: “I… promise you, I loved my babcia.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s have a quick production meeting here. I’m being a hundred percent… real talk 101… on this, okay?”

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Andrew: “Now, I feel like a complete dingus”

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Andrew: “Probably one of the reasons I feel like I have brain cloud right now is, I probably sat here for the past hour… doing that kind of empty social media-ing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “That’s the rare enunciator. You have to say, ‘e-nun-cia-tor'”

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Andrew: Singing “I want you… to show me a real knife”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Struggling to come up with a response and saying “I’m not gonna answer that question”

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Andrew: “There! I done it”

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Andrew: “This is awful”

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Andrew: “This is not a, this is not a screed against social media”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “Would you be willing to go on this journey with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeat, honey! Yeat!”

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Andrew: “You know, you have one wife… that I know of”

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Clips From TBTL #2496: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Burbank’s in town”

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Luke: “Dread Pirate Burbank”

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Luke: “Get out of my head, Simon!”

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Luke: “Heat it up”

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Luke: “Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘F’s, dude”

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Luke: “Let’s use our noodles here”

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Luke: “Move over, Chance the Rapper!”

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: Saying “Is it just my De La Soul or will I lose my straw” in a staccato manner

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Luke: “So, here’s the ranking of how much your mouth gets all up on a utensil”

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Luke: “That’s… bananas!”

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Luke: “There he goes guys! The Human Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “There was a little schmutz on my laptop screen”

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Luke: “They call me the Human Ice Chest!”

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Luke: “This is how, this is how bad my brain is, Walsh”

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Luke: “We are going through a lot of straws, people!”

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Luke: “We’re going to a place called The… Weiner Circle”

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Luke: “Whoo!!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh! I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, see, that’s why we make such a good team. You heat it up and I cool it down! (I heat it up, you cool it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am putting a lot of faith, a lot of faith… in the dishwashing… process here at Ding Tai Fung; cuz, this is a… piece of plastic… that I am… sucking on like a teat… of, of ginger and… (Wow, you eat weird)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I was really all up in them chopstick guts… (Ooh, God. Stop!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve done worse… (Yeah, no…) I’ve done way worse. …that’s, so have I. I’ve done worse today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This donor of the day thing only works, David, if you send the money in… To Luke”

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Clips From TBTL #2496: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up!”

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Andrew: “Don’t make me heat it up on that”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any metal in me; cuz, I’m about to heat it up for one and a half minutes!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yo, Luke!”

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Andrew: “First of all, put the knife down people… Enough”

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Andrew: “I got a hot dog!”

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Andrew: “I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “That is the most NPR thing”

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Andrew: “That means, it’s gonna be the Luke Burbank trifecta with Live Wire!, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… and the TBTL Spooktacular”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird way of putting it”

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Andrew: “They don’t even know who you are anymore”

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Andrew: “We’re just getting warmed up on Trucktober! It’s only the twenty-fourth”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s exactly why I like to eat rice with a straw”

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Andrew: “You knew I was gonna use that”

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Andrew: “You’d be chasing a fake laser baldness helmet”

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Andrew: “You’re my key to success! You’re my gravy train”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, Walsh, that’s the setup. Now, it’s your turn to heat it up! You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to give a hot take on something and Luke responds with “Heat it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear that Chicago? (Yeah) I put a ketchup on it; cuz, I’m a big baby! What the hell ever! (Yeah, Chi-city) It was good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, no. Mouths… are like… microwaves. You don’t wanna put a mouth in either? Oh, God. (Working on that…) He’s at it again, you guys. That’s the Human Space Heater for ya!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Woot, woot, Ohio! (Yeah)”

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