Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And, Luke, if you don’t mind me just saying one thing, that I’ve been meaning to say for a while now”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: “Every shower has its quirks”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this, I am a big man. I am a Carl Weathers, par exemple.”

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Andrew: “I hated that!”

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Andrew: “I know this is so… #SuperUninteresting”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, right! The Sopranos”

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Andrew: “Oh, you don’t have the… rimshot ready. That’s fine. Just be ready though; cuz, I have all kinds of funny jokes like that.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I didn’t do it all the time, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Although, I guess, we gotta call it a bath mat!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah. No, I get real cocky with my bath mat.”

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Andrew: “That’s a tautology. I’ll edit it out”

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Andrew: “The quarterback is toast!”

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Andrew: “Well… done!”

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Andrew: “You nailed it!”

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Andrew: “Yup”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the sounds have already been made, I would just put this up there. (Mmm-hmm) I will sue anybody who tries to use that in a song (I bet you will. I bet you will)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew creating pops and cracks while talking to joke around with Luke, but Luke is not amused

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. No crackles. Oh, God. (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think we have time for bath mats. Don’t you mess with me on this one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My parents were more ‘Bird on a Wire’; so, they made me sit on a wire. You… you… It was all Cohen-related punishment (…son of a bitch)”

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Luke: “A solid medium minus”

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Luke: “Boop, boop. Boop, boop. TBTL Breaking News!”

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Luke: Händel’s “Messiah” x Shepard Smith’s “¡Jalapeña!”

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Luke: “I paid too much money for this… travesty of a boxing fight”

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Luke: “I typed… the word, ‘Hallelujah… Hallelujah… Hallelujah Song’. From my lips… to God’s ears”

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Luke: “It is so good. So good!”

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Luke: “Look what you made us do”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: Singing “Just like every night has its dawn”

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Luke: Singing the intro to War’s “Low Rider”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You get cocky with a bath mat”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Marsupial Gurgled Taylor Swift’s new song

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait! Wait, wait, (What! What!) wait! (What!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is your policy, Walsh? Let’s go back to my childhood, Luke. Okay. I… Look what we made him do. Look what we made him do.”

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Andrew: “And, actually… to add another layer or Burbankiness to this”

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Andrew: “Big… fat… wide, and only turned up on one end”

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Andrew: “Don’t… don’t, don’t send this show; and, don’t send the boat to my dad. Cuz, I wanna send the boat to my dad.”

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Andrew: “Every time I talk, it flashes”

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Andrew: “God, take me to that world! Take me to that world!”

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Andrew: “Hodor”

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Andrew: “I’m not anti-this lamp”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna try to use your special words. I’m just gonna use words to describe… the action as I’m picturing it”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad!”

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Andrew: “Nobody send this to my dad! Like you did the damn election show.”

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Andrew: “Well, nobody, nobody… salt my game here, as Luke would say”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “Woo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Marry me, (Okay) alright?”

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Luke: “Because cats cannot live on dragonflies alone, Andrew”

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Luke: “Hi, I’m Luke Burbank. I’m thirteen years old.”

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Luke: “I was gonna straight up go Bambi on the ice”

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Luke: “I was just such a youth!”

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Luke: “No doy”

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Luke: “This forty-one year old rig cannot handle going ass over tea kettle over the front of a skateboard anymore”

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Luke: “Uhh, he might be up to trouble”

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Luke: “Violence is never the answer”

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Luke: “And… as it got into the general range that it wanted to be in, I said, ‘Nope… shut it down. We’re not gonna let this go on the official record.'”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Does that surprise you, Andrew? Does that shock you? Does that boog ya? I don’t mean to boog ya. Play the blues.”

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Luke: “Get Jesse!”

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Luke: “How was I making news-related sounds?”

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Luke: “I can’t call it North Kakalaki can I? No, I can’t do that.”

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Luke: “I feel, I’m feeling… oddly okay in my skin, for once! It’s a very rare thing for me.”

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Luke: “I had a very… 2017 thing happen to me late last night”

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Luke: “I made a huge mistake today. Which is, I decided to weigh myself… before the show”

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Luke: “I’m starting to think that butt-dialing might be… it might be the… the thing that keeps my family together ultimately”

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Luke: “Lord knows, with our technology, there’s a good chance it won’t get recorded”

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Luke: “Oh. My. God in Heaven.”

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Luke: Playing the blues with his mouth, in the style of U2’s The Edge

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Luke: “Shades of Burbank”

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Luke: “Shades of, Shades of B”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: “This was written for my good friend Andrew Louis Walsh”

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Luke: Watching a sunset at Burbank Springs, only to be interrupted by the Pod-pets

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop”

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Luke: “Your body… is… a wonderland, Luke. And, your body can do things that you don’t think it can do. Like, it’s gonna be fine. It’s gonna, it’s gonna hold this all in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody play a rimshot in your own head. A mental rimshot. Yeah! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it the Twitterverse or the Twittersphere? Oh, it depends. I’m personally, I’m in the Twittersphere. You might be in the Twitterverse though.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s up with that? Because, I do, I do a lot of butt-dialing. And, is it the shape of my butt? Is it that sweet, sweet apple of mine? And by, I mean, my butt not the phone. (Right) All of the above. Sweet, sweet apples. It’s apple on Apple action.”

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Andrew: “And again, I’m not a Juggalo”

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Andrew: “C-can’t talk! C-can’t talk.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank. How does this day find you?”

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Andrew: “‘Hi, Guys’ I already messed it up. It said, ‘Hey, Guys'”

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Andrew: “I’d like to think that you warged into Adam Felber”

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Andrew: “I’m already geared up… Pardon me”

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Andrew: “If somebody is, you know, dealing with this type of… malady, again… to use that word. If you’re, hey… if you’re playing a drinking game at hime, take a drink every time I say, ‘malady'”

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Andrew: “Is that–Oh my God! Is that why you texted me last night and… ask me if Master Splinter is mad at me?”

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Andrew: “Laser baldness hair plugs”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it somewhat charming sloppiness that makes TBTL, TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Nah, nah, it’s good. I work really hard.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, those PDs have no idea what’s coming out of the air (??)“

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Andrew: One possible way of trying to get a public radio program director to play the TBTL Halloween special

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Andrew: “This all grumpy old man shit, right?”

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Andrew: “Two-Oh-Six. Four-One-Four. Eight-Two-Eight-Five. That spells TBTL”

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Andrew: “Who Let The Poops Out? Who? Who? Who? Who?”

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Andrew: “Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I receive way more butt-dials from you than actual phone calls. Do you know that? Yes. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘I’ll spare the gruesome details; but, I did have to leave me undies on the floor, as there was no trash can. After…’ Shout out to sponsor, MeUndies. Don’t anybody tell them about this story.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just call. Don’t worry, we’re not gonna, we’re not gonna embarrass you. Well, I (No) might. We… we… we might embarrass ourselves, but that’s kind of our schtick.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This show’s weird isn’t it? I’m being weird. I don’t know why I’m (Everything okay?) being so weird today.”

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Andrew: “Cheese and crackers!!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, what kind of beer do we like?”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”

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Andrew: “How do you feel about adding… explosive? Just like a light explosive?”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub. Let’s just face it. But… schlub no more with Five Four Club.”

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Andrew: “I’m having a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. My brain isn’t working right.”

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Andrew: “I’m with you, buddy”

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Andrew: “Is this… too disturbing to put on the tape?”

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Andrew: “It’s extra bold. You can’t handle it!”

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Andrew: “Now, it actually does cover my face. It’s an honest-to-God b–face hider now.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That, which loses the Song of the Summer cannot lose the Song of the Summer again”

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Andrew: “That’s not the right word”

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Andrew: “That’s not the right word. I’m trying to be high and mighty; and, I literally can’t even think of the word I’m looking for.”

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Andrew: “When you see what it actually is… it’s just a fucked up stop sign. Like, I’m not even joking!”

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Andrew: “You know that. I had five hot dogs in front of you this weekend.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Despocito-rolled Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “Looking’s for free. Touching will cost ya. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Quick update on that picnic, if you don’t mind. You had mentioned, it’s the twenty-ace… [ph] it’s the 28th, next Thursday. It’s the, it’s the 31st; but, you’re… Oh, shit-snacks! The 28th is a Monday… Wow.”

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Luke: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Luke: “Do not, do not.. Please do not Burbank… Do not Burbank a Burbank.”

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Luke: “Hey, ya! Sweet… big boy. Hey, ya.”

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Luke: “It’s north of a Jon Snow; but, south of a Father John Misty”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Which persist. Nevertheless! They persisted.”

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Luke: “Wow. Kind of looks like the moon. Amazing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you still seeing Dr. Nick Riviera? Yeah. Yeah. No. Good. He’s in my network.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you’re gonna be… dinking and… You’re gonna bleepin’ and bloopin’ around with this show for the next (Mmm-hmm) two hours”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, right after it, there was another mountain that was a different color. Which, started… right after the solar eclipse searches started to go down. And, that search term was, ‘Why do my eyes hurt?’ Oh… Oh, no. That wasn’t just a meme? That wasn’t just a joke?”

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