Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Andrew: “God! Does the moon look cocky to you?”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… listen… I met Rudy. She was not a pink dog. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I crashed into anything”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be blind”

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Andrew: “I kind of keep on thinking about the podcast; and, I keep on forgetting about the sun disappearing”

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Andrew: “I’m not ready to just Calvin off the side of the boat”

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Andrew: “Knock on… wooden boat”

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Andrew: “Meanwhile, I’ll be evacuating something myself… wondering if we’re gonna survive the eclipse”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. I got a voicemail from my husband… on boat day”

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Andrew: “Rudy seems ridiculously chill, man!”

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Andrew: Singing “Turn around”

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Andrew: “Sun’s still gone”

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Andrew: “That seal… has probably heard more bullshit podcasts. People riding on their boats be like, ‘Hey, I have an idea. Let’s go podcast from a boat.'”

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Andrew: “This is the happiest I’ve seen Luke all day!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, fire up the old podcart machine… in a little bit, as the sun gets closer to exploding; or, whatever is going to happen. Thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asked if Luke was still distracted by the destroyed planter box, but Luke sort of forgot about it

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Andrew and Luke: “How much is that planter… just going to… eat at your brain this entire day? Umm… a lot.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t bring a stadium pail. I don’t know what the plan is if I have to go to the bathroom. Just right off the side of the boat, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do see a bunch of boats up there; but, they look like tall boats. Their grace and splendor? Hey guys, we have a short boat. Anybody know where the short boats go?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, Luke… we’re in a boat; but, we’re… on land. What’s going on here? Are we doing this right? I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “We could be at the bottom of the sea, you know. Your, your concerns are much more about us actually surviving this. I’m just worried about getting in trouble; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You backed the boat into the slip. Is that the right term? Uh, no; but, okay. Hey… I’m the one who’s culturally nautical”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re my ride home, dude! (I know) Could you just save your eyes until I get on that bus?”

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Luke: Accidentally destroyed a planter box while towing his boat and saying “Umm, and so… Shit!”

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Luke: “Daddy gotta get that other thirteen percent”

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Luke: “I believe in Jesus! Holy shit, dude!”

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Luke: “I completely taco’d this planter… box that we have”

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Luke: “I don’t really have a Plan B”

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Luke: “I have to pee”

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Luke: Leaving a voicemail message for Carey regarding destroying a planter box

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Luke: “This is special! This is special!!”

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Luke: “Well, here we go… from a Toyota 4Runner… pulling a boat… that recently, completely destroyed a planter box… at my house”

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Luke: “Yeah, dude! We’re golden!”

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Luke and Andrew: Boat sitrep and not quite correctly explaining bow, stern, port and starboard

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Luke and Andrew: Bonus material at the end of the show

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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t want to… go to Oregon today; and, and I thought, well… No offense, Oregon. Yeah, peace and love.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… please refer to me as Captain Daddy. Alright. Captain Daddy and the Rude Dog”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke futzed with his eclipse glasses, which came off for a moment, causing Luke to look directly at the sun

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, look, there’s a seal right there. Oh! We’re… next to a seal!! Don’t look directly at the sun!”

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Luke and Andrew: Putting on their eclipse glasses and seeing the eclipse start

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Luke and Andrew: “So, when I say… that the battery is working means we’re okay; it just means that we’ve made it to the next level… of this video game called, ‘Life’. When’s the next eclipse?”

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Andrew: “But, he doesn’t sound hep, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Did you hear that, Ashley? My swag. Mine.”

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Andrew: “I hate to diagnose people… but, he kind of looks like a dick”

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Andrew: “I know you were on a party bus yesterday. Are you even in the right mindset to be doing this show right now? Or, are you… do you just want to be hanging out with all of your drunk public radio floozies there at the PRPD? I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine! How are you doing?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Saying “Master Parker” with a Boston accent

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Andrew: Saying “This has been out here the whole time?” in a funny manner

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing a few notes to the Doogie Howser M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright, Mr. Walsh”

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Luke: “Alright, here we go, here we do”

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Luke: “Alright, Professor Park Dome”

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Luke: “By the way, I LOL’d”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “I’m not even a lawyer!!!”

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Luke: “May God have mercy on your soul”

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Luke: Saying “Sir, would you like some yogurt… while you’re enjoying yourself?” as an English butler

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Luke: Singing “Every Sunday is like Christmas”

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Luke: Singing “Take it on down to local town”

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Luke: Singing “With Twix and wine”

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Luke: “Thank you very mucho”

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Luke: “That is… like a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference upon a reference… of a thing that wasn’t funny in the first place. So, what just happened… where…”

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Luke: “Yes, I’m wearing a laser balding helmet as I do this”

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Luke: “You know how we do in public radio”

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Luke: “You… have to be forking kidding me”

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Luke: “You’re not as good as me, see?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although… as a fellow Albanian, I feel like I have a unique view into his… mindset. He’s mentally Albanian. And, we know our show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renée, I love you. Ya from around the way. Kathleen, Megan, Terry, Michelle, I love you. You supported TBTL. Whoa! Ho! (Kind of) Not bad! (Sort of)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all… this magical fairy… was a woman. (So) Oh, really? Hmm. Hmm. Think it shows us where your brain’s at, buddy.”

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Andrew: “Alright, you guys. You’ve been listening to us flap our gums for way too long”

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Andrew: “And, what’s really scary is, looking at the computer while I talk… and not seeing my voice”

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Andrew: “By the way, I take those garbage cans as an act of aggression!”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology.”

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Andrew: “My Andrew arrow”

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Andrew: “Now we’re gettin’ into some interesting territory!”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, it doesn’t matter. I’m editing it all out.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Semi-corrupted “Yup!”

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Andrew: “So, maybe, we should just move on”

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Andrew: “That is like future-tripping on crack; or, something like that”

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Andrew: “There. Sounded okay? Good. Smooth.”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be a total clusterfuck”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is coming”

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Andrew and Luke: “Give me a roundabout… a situation… and a medieval weapon. Oh, great… a dildo joust. It always is (Why does it always have to be a sex toy?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I actually think these are pet peeves of his. Oh, okay. (I think) Pet Steves? They’re Pet Steves. Yup!”

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Luke: “I am not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: Imitating DJ vinyl scratching sound

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… big ups… big ups”

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Luke: “Oh, great. Throw me under the bus”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… How is your DJ-ing?” as his Philly relatives

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “That is very un, un-Andrew”

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Luke: “That’s messed up, dude!”

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Luke: “This is how insane my brain is”

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Luke: “Two steps forward… Two steps back”

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Luke: “We’re all about narrowcasting on this show. Very narrowcasting.”

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Luke: “Yeah, I can’t get away with… shit!”

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Luke: “Your rims must be… jacked”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, let’s never use the term ‘improvise’ and Seattle drivers (Mmm-hmm. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Bean Baxter doesn’t need to be farting around the backend of a Friday TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Instead of keeping their minds off of the technical difficulties, Luke and Andrew project them into the microphones

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “For one moment in time” and Andrew saying “Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: Raining in Baltimore

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, do you wanna get a Speaking of Faith fidget spinner? Yes, I do! Yes… I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, Don’t, don’t mix up skit… skit and sketch. People that write sketch do not appreciate that (What’s a skit?)”

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