Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: Chuckling Quietly

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “God!!! That was my thing!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He’s so corrupt! He’s so corrupt, he’s so awful in so many ways!”

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Andrew: “I’m dumb. I’m dumber than my friends.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the step-kid you keep in the attic. I get it.”

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Andrew: “Is it a, a, is it a, a, a, a… nah!”

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Andrew: “It’s not wearable, but it was for sale at a bar, but it’s not edible; so, it’s not an egg!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Clearly”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s good advice for all of us!”

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Andrew: Laughing with applause drop playing

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Andrew: “Nothing can work right!”

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Andrew: “Okay, damn.”

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Andrew: “Ooh… ho… Oh, hey!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes I forget that you’re a VIP guest”

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Andrew: “That sounds right up my alley!”

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Andrew: “That’s the good part”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Burbs. Get to it!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! That was my everything”

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Andrew: “Will you go buy me a hot dog magnet?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t have a cow, man. Do the Bartman. Cowabunga!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How is this as far as radio is concerned? We’re not on the radio, as you point out; but, (Yeah) would… Thank God. It’s good podcasting, questionable radio.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think I saw… you’ll get it. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all coming up meatloaf! There is meatloaf in the air!”

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Dinguses like us”

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Luke: “Free cat wine!”

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Luke: “I’d like to take a moment to thank our… I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That, Meatloaf karaoke version level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Is it Dream Court, or are we Dreamcatching?”

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Luke: “It’s low-stanking fruit. I, it’s kind of, it’s my new Nickleback.”

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Luke: “It’s very possible that a tumbleweed will have to host Live Wire Radio in Portland tonight, if it happens to blow up on the stage; cuz, I might still be sitting at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Namaste”

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Luke: “That’s right: Tune in, turn on TBTL. We care.”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Luke: “Yeah, anyway… My life is a, is a farce; and, that’s really the takeaway from this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I gotta go. Bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to hear the words “Meat candy bar” in that order ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to divorce Luke for saying “Who… is the professionally paid entertainer in this family?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you hearing wordless background vocals? (Yes, I am!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Duke’s, Double Duke’s and Triple Duke’s

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke did a prayerful hand thing to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone going off during recording

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Luke and Andrew: “On a pun? Of a pun? Of a pun? Is it for puns?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The shows when you’re not here, Andrew, don’t exist to me. Thank you. They don’t exist to me either.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Wordless Todd Rundgren Background Vocals

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Andrew: “Any Hoobastank will doooo!”

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Andrew: “Does a Hoobastank poop in the woods?”

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Andrew: “Hey, glad that I’m starting off this show by forgetting words. That’s always a great, great start.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have your Burbank baseball strapped to the top of your car”

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Andrew: “I’m the joke teller around here!”

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Andrew: “Involves a lot of… hand-waving”

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Andrew: “It burns me up!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a slant rhyme of a pun”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you something… These guys poop a lot!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Put you on a boat to Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Singing “No, I won’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Some days it don’t come hard. Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end.”

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure!”

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Andrew: “We missed our trains, cuz we’re idiots!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with you?”

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Andrew: Whispering “What’s the future like, by the way?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, just do what you do. Just be charming and hilarious, unlike the rest of us around you. The rest of us plebes in your life? Yeah, exactly. Well, it’s a… How far can I keep poking at this before, like… the podcast is just over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, that’s not a swastika; that’s a Native American symbol (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Chateau Cat Michelle? Well, what about Cateau Ste. Michelle? Cateau S… that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fifteen extra minutes of horrible content

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Andrew and Luke: “I know. I know. Like, all of this just every–right that, that I’m the one who’s at fault for getting in any kind of beefs over parking; but, it drives me crazy! There’s this tiny little hatchback… I like to call them cat fights.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘My brain is bad’ (That’s sad) I know. It, it just has a tendency to go there.”

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Andrew and Luke: Now is the time to strike the new boss with monetary requests

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably inappropriate… talk for the show; but… I have this rash. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You paint your bald spot? I topic my bald spot. How dare you!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Did I just admit to being an alcoholic, by the way?”

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Andrew: Funny Vocalization

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while listening to Stephen Colbert’s “CloudFog” promo

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Andrew: “I am now… super afraid of heights!”

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Andrew: “It’s because we’re surrounded by crap!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was dirty”

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Andrew: “Nobody wins the space poop challenge”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! What the hell is wrong with me? Do you want to start over?”

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Andrew: “Oh… man, yeah.”

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Andrew: “The new boss is very demanding”

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Andrew: “Too bad!”

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Andrew: “When we run out of Valentine’s Day talk, just revert back to talking the, the classic TBTL conversation of why iTunes updating is the worst thing ever.”

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Andrew: “Yes, it is! Yes, it is!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I were to quit, um, uh, tomorrow… Oh my God, the thought of that just… Hold on, just give me a second…Get that lacteal secretion”

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Andrew and Luke: Power Out and Power Scar

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Andrew and Luke: Valentine’s Day and Thanksgiving

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Luke: “And then, she proceeded to open her mouth and bite down on my finger as hard as she could; while, grabbing my entire arm with her rear legs and trying to murderate me. It’s a miracle that I even survived.”

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Luke: “Back to our regularly scheduled banging on the drum”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke: “It’s orange… and is currently serving as the President of the United States. Just as a little tip on that one.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a light bat” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s a Light Phone” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is our Todd Rundgren, wordless background vocals level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Why I call it number one, but I’ll say poop, I don’t understand. It’s inconsistent.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking, ‘Will you hose me down with holy water?’ sounds, kind of, like the golden shower. I don’t think it, I don’t think… I’m not going with you on that one, Luke. You won’t do that? I don’t do that!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying each of the donors of the day’s names two different ways

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, speaking of… not… sex stuff, but… (Good) love stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it a ‘dazzling deuce’? You might call it, ‘dazzling doo’.”

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Andrew: “But, I both hate it; but, I’m also a human being.”

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Andrew: “But, it just seems corny to me, man!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: Having a Good Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, man”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I don’t know about Valentine’s Day, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m Andrew, I don’t do two things in one night.”

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Andrew: “It’s ma…terial”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let us explain”

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Andrew: “Mr. Microphone will see you now”

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Andrew: “Pause the show!”

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Andrew: “Press play, baby”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s show title, today”

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Andrew: “What’s your milk thing, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. That’s what I mean!”

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Andrew: “You know I love ya Luke, right?”

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Andrew: “You… stupid hipster”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bandages.more is how you buy those. Use the code, ‘Dori’. Use the code ‘Hawk Creek’, oddly enough.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Big ups to the Siggs, is what I’ll say (Indeed)”

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Andrew and Luke: Making up lyrics and singing “Ponzi Supernova”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if I had a card, when it opened, it was your voice saying all those things to Genevieve? Would that… Well, you just recorded me talking.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let me just open source this if I can. Let me crowdsource this, let me Ten-source it.”

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Luke: Making a creaking sound

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Luke: “Mission… accomplished!”

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Luke: “Much like… pleasing your woman on Valentine’s Day. I know it’s not a thing you go in for.”

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Luke: “Previously… on TBTL”

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Luke: “There’s gonna be so much jibber-jabber today”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Todd Rundgren, Bang on the Drum, BandagesForMore.com level donors of the day”

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Luke: Yelling “Boy, do we have problems, Newark!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew has a heart of stone, (Yeah) and lungs full of dust”

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Luke and Andrew: Doing tomorrow’s show titles today

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Luke and Andrew: “Fuzz gaze, fuzz shoe (Fuzz!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been cut? Are you bleeding? Bandages for Less. Also, Bandages for More.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I was up at Chubby and Tubby, on Aurora, buying some Violet Crumble… Lot of dirty stuff in that sentence, by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s immaterial. It’s immaterial.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke channels his inner Nina Totenberg and Andrew cracks up

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Luke and Andrew: “Oof… Oof, this could get me in trouble (Oof)”

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Andrew: “Anywhoozle”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Funny Vocalization

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you’re being a little bit insulting here; like, I know the difference between a boat and Crocodile Mile.”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s less scandalous than it sounds, I think!”

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Andrew: “I shoulda brought a banana”

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Andrew: “I was such a loser and I just only remember myself being awkward and… and, kind of, just like small ‘A’ unattract… No, small ‘U’ unattractive, all the time”

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Andrew: “It was supposed to be the one that started with a ‘T’; but, it ended up being the one that started with a ‘C’.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Like, that’s a dazzling detail that I seem to remember”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, it’s good to be back!”

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Andrew: “Oh. What? What?”

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Andrew: “Read a fucking book”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Saying “DJ Burbank!” in a deep, gruff voice

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Andrew: “Thought that would go on forever. I loved it!”

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Andrew: “W-W-W dot dah-duh-dah-da!”

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with you, boy?”

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Andrew: “You, you probably gained a lot of listeners while I was out. You’re probably losing a lot of listeners as I speak.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I’m trying to figure out, like, ‘Is a thing happening here, or not? What’s going on?'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke! I just typed in ‘Why did’ into Google… (Oh, no!) and it said, and the first suggestion is, ‘Why did Adele start over?'”

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Andrew and Luke: Real Time with Andrew Walsh or Hot Take Time Machine

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Andrew and Luke: Three-hour adventure, not a three-hour tour

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Andrew and Luke: “Yes!! Like a boat, (Okay) Luke, a boat! (Yeah, okay)”

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“Damn, Fireball, back at it again with the white Vans!”

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Luke: “And, I just had to, like, I had to just sort of astrally project out of my body. I had to, somehow, override the pain in my hand”

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Luke: “Another notch in the old bedpost; but, there’s no bedpost because the bed’s on the ground!”

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Luke: “But… damn, it’s good to have you back, buddy!”

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Luke: “C-C-C-C-Cookie School! (??)“

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Goddamn it!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s get at that head”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, people. Is it a Monday already?”

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Luke: “Oh, did I do that?”

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Luke: “Read a book!!”

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Luke: “She’s really grown up, you guys! They grow up so fast!”

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Luke: Singing “You read my mind, girl I wanna shake you down. I can give you all the lovin’ you need” and mimicking key/tempo change

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Luke: “Sitchy-ation [ph]“

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Luke: Stretched out “Wow!”

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Luke: “They would be our… Todd Rundgren, I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drum all day, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “Yo no hablo inglés”

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Luke: “You’re fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, the second thing that comes up is, ‘Why did Andrew miss that chance to pork his driver’s ed teacher?’ The other question is, ‘What’s wrong with you, boy?'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew drops the deut that his driving instructor took Andrew to her apartment

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like it. I don’t really like it either.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have one other very important question; and, by very important question, I mean… nobody cares about this but me. (Uh-huh) When did you get home?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would stroll in, I would make my way to the bathroom. Once you’ve peed, what are they going to do, put the pee back inside you!? Joke’s on them! Sorry, nobody… I need to keep talking so that nobody pictures that; cuz, that’s where my brain’s going. What kind of contraption…?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a whole other thing. I mean, I think we can agree… She didn’t wanna work, she just wanted to bang on the Walsh all day (Oh, no!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What did she pick up? (…I honestly) I have no… her diaphragm. No, I have no idea… I have…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yo no hablo Dundee (Yeah)”

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