Tag: Andrew Walsh

As of the posting of these clips, at about the 52m 39.8s mark of the posted show, there is about a minute wall of static that happened due to a ghost in the podcart machine. For posterity, I have pulled a copy of the wall of static and have made it available for your listening enjoyment.

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Andrew: “But during the day, it’s too bright. I think she’s a vampire.”

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Andrew: “By the way, I was not a, not a very good host.”

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Andrew: “Fussy, narrative, and involved”

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Andrew: “I dare anybody to step to Theo”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. They have nowhere to go!”

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Andrew: “I mean, he’s a big-ass cat”

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Andrew: “I think enough people typed it in ‘Revelry’, because people are dumb like me.”

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Andrew: “I think it is net negative”

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Andrew: “I’m a prisoner within my own house!”

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Andrew: “I’m off my game today. Got a closet full of pee.”

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Andrew: “It’ll sound a lot like me yelling at my cat for peeing in my closet again.”

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Andrew: Laughing in the background

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Andrew: “Like, get out of–what are you doing!?! Get outta there!”

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Andrew: “No, I know what you mean!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Now all of the Costa Rican Tens are just gonna be… flooding that resort when I’m down there.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. What’s, what’s wrong with me.”

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Andrew: “Oh. That’s, that’s outdated.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Secrets”

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Andrew: “She knows she’s in trouble. I yelled at her. I never yell at her, cuz I don’t think, I don’t think cats know.”

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Andrew: “She loves to lump it up”

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Andrew: Singing “If I had a new cat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s (the) Casio tone for the painfully uninsured.”

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Andrew: “The, um, oh, uh”

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Andrew: “They’re Sperry Masons, is actually what…”

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Andrew: “Where’s the article? I haven’t read the article!”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, it does.”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Very good!”

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Andrew: “You son of a bitch!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it time to thank our Coffee Lova donors of the day? Ohhh, shit. That, that will ruffle some feathers, my friend. That will ruffle some feathers.”

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Andrew and Luke: Woo hah!

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Saying “Oh, Andrew” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: Saying “Olive!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Thank you for empathizing with Rudy”

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Luke: The Olive Garden

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll be listening on, via cyber from my hotel room in Chicago, while I do my push-up challenge. Probably, naked. Whoo! Just have that, I want that in your mind (Whoo!) as you’re hosting Tom and Curley tomorrow. That’s something else.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meet me at the mess hall… at 0600. (Don’t!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Thanking and apologizing to the Ked Woodley level donors

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Andrew: Andrew’s doing his part for the economy and his mic was muted for a second

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m both a maker and a taker”

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Andrew: Deflated “Anyway. Power out.”

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Andrew: “Has no, nothing to do with the size of the bed”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “How do you argue with crazy!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Why are we doing this podcast?!! Who are you?”

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Andrew: “I gotta be the, either the goody two shoes or the wet blanket.”

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Andrew: “I was just a ball of nerves”

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Andrew: “It takes a podcast”

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Andrew: “It’s in… the computer!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Like, it’s a vice presidential debate. Like, I don’t feel super bad just getting the highlights of this one tomorrow.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, yes!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Sorry”

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Andrew: “Should I even bring this up? How are we doing on time? You want to talk about sports?”

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Andrew: Singing “Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”

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Andrew: “So, in this case, I’m just gonna say, ‘We.’ And, don’t make fun of me for calling myself a journalist.”

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Andrew: “Sorry everybody”

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Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”

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Andrew: “This husband is awful. This husband is awful.”

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Andrew: “Wait, weren’t you a Pa… Weren’t you a Page Six girl?”

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Andrew: “We should… I don’t know why I said ‘We'”

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Andrew: Whispering “Who are you?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was on fire and whizzed a lot of smokers

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not the size of the bed, (Mmm-hmm) it’s the sound of the apnea.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just like sleep (Right) breathing”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Encyclopedia Very Brown”

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Luke: “Give me a break”

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Luke: “God, that’s so great!”

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Luke: “Hey compassionate dummies”

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Luke: “I mean, like… for real”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke almost violated the no drinking or eating on the show rule put in place during #2220

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Luke: “My name is Luke Bur–I don’t know why I have the case of the giggles here, at the top of the show.”

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Luke: “Nah”

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Luke: “Never. Poop. At someone’s. House.”

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Luke: “Now, I’m hearing you’ll never eat on air again and I’m declaring victory over Emily, who loves the eating for all time. Victory is mine!”

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Luke: “Podcast hole”

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Luke: “This is the Pottery Barn Theory of Podcasting: You helped support it, so now you own it. So, we hope you like it. And, we thank you.”

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Luke: “Watch this space”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a midnight jaker. And a midnight jaker!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, at some point, I just yelled at the stereo and was like, ‘Please, let him finish.’ And then, Carey just looked at me like, (Wow) ‘Really, dude?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Charles Rose of Lynnwood, Washington. Shit. Andrew, Charlie Rose is listening. Oh, no! And, look what’s next: Osgood.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand how e-mail works, obviously. I wanna find… (Fibers?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got ’em, I got ’em, (Okay) I got ’em (Okay) I got… (I got it!) I got it, dude.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hope you like it… cuz, you bought it. You okay over there? I sound like I’m Colin Powell trying to advise George W. Bush about Iraq. (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “In, in Soviet Russa, screen flips you (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: It rhymes or it chimes or it dimes

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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is the Cheesecake Factory of podcasts

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Luke and Andrew: The Conservation of Eating

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Luke and Andrew: “Whole lot of snakin’ going on. Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”

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Andrew: “And, you know, I just handed it over to coach Genevieve to really run and manage the team”

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Andrew: Andrew couldn’t quite get words out

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Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

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Andrew: “Did you get yourself a 3.1 sticker for the back of your car?”

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Andrew: Doesn’t want to get into what’s in his work e-mail right now

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Andrew: E-mail cleanup and growth potential

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Andrew: “Embarrassingly shitty”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Haha”

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Andrew: “Hey man”

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Andrew: “Huh! People should find out about this podcast. It’s pretty good!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I get that”

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Andrew: “I have so much growth potential right now; like, I almost don’t know what to do with it.”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been a Mariners fan my entire life. I haven’t had my heart stomped on a million times by this team.”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m gonna sound just like the biggest loser, not the guy who lost a lot of weight”

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Andrew: “I remain optimistic”

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Andrew: “I’d prefer not to”

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Andrew: “I’m feeling real Tony Rizzo-y today”

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Andrew: “It’s closed!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Like, if I put up with that three more years in a row, I’ll just end up putting my head through a wall too.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m frigging obsessed with it”

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Andrew: “Oh, good. Thanks for letting me know that; because, I’ve never heard of him before. Cuz, I’m not super smart.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I like the Dumb Dumb girls!”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: (Re-)Discovering “WTF with Marc Maron”

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Andrew: “Should I change the name of my team, mid stream, to ‘Bortle bes the Scrivener'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s what I said! It’s, it’s closed!”

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Andrew: “This must hit your ears awful, in an awful way”

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Andrew: Weird “Ha!”

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Andrew: “What the fuck are you talking about”

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Andrew: “Whatever”

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Andrew: “Why does everybody love this guy so much?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I agree with, I agr–I agree with that a hundred percent. I don’t know why I’m stuttering.”

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Andrew and Luke: Kind of Coitus

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, you and I have been seeing a lot of each other lately. Yes we have.”

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Luke: “13.1 humblebrags?”

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Luke: “And I’m in the car going ‘Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá!’ and Carey goes, ‘Hey, welcome to the experience of everyone who listens to TBTL'”

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Luke: “As per ushe, I was completely wrong”

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Luke: “Freedom!”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Give me a brark”

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Luke: “Here we don’t go again with the e-mails today; and, there’s a reason for that.”

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Luke: “Hey, Smallsy! Smallsy, you got that piece of tape?”

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Luke: “I could be forgetting some, so don’t get mad at me… one listener who’s left still. Probably Mike Frizzell, just being like, ‘I’m recovering from surgery. I’m trapped listening to this nightmare.'”

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Luke: “I didn’t know that we could keep someone from last season”

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Luke: “‘I wonder what summa-bitch got this guy’ and then I look at my match up, and I’m like ‘Oh, drop bears'”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s so Bavarian. There’s no escaping how Bavarian it is.”

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Luke: “Mike first took a shine to her because of the comments that she would write on various TBTL-related sites that were so funny… and mean, basically.”

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Luke: “Now, weirdly, this is a strange season in the NFL”

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Luke: “Our takes are so hot”

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Luke: Saying “If you started Roethlisberger in your fantasy team, you’re ecstatic!” as Al Michaels

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Luke: “They have two different stations: they have a water station and they have a yowza station.”

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Luke: “We haven’t had any medical emergencies on this show, we just have a payroll emergency called: this show is basically a public radio show”

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Luke: “You gotta stop eating! It’s killing me!”

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Luke: “You know that TBTL is emerging as one of the leading American podcasts on all things Aussie”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… fucking pitch to that guy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Shout Your A-Bortles’? Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did a thing too! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sent out a, a little tweeter spoof one time I was driving past a… Aren’t those leggings?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was at two-hundred eighty-eight percent of the capacity. Which, I don’t know math, but that seems like more than you can have. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you don’t know, the Little Red Bandwagon is the podcast about this podcast, that neither Andrew nor I listen to; because, we’d probably get our feelings hurt. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a GoFundMe page for his hangnail problem

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, which part of Texas am I supporting with my good thoughts right now? Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our hotel was a hundred dollars a night, Andrew! And it was… Did you have to poop in a closet? Have to, or got to?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Peace. Bye-bye.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Put downs, always accompanied by a put up. Exactly! As we’ve, as we’ve talked about on this show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “When you built a trebuchet this bitching, (Right, what are you going to do) you can’t hide your sugar on the shelf. No.”

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Luke and Andrew: Whiteness Gold-Plated or Whiteness Diamond Boat

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Comedians Under Cars Not Drink Coffee, or whatever his rip-off shit is”

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Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

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Andrew: Excited “Yes!”

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Andrew: Giggling

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Andrew: “Hertz Donut”

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Andrew: “I am really racist!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to be the old man”

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Andrew: “I dunno”

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Andrew: “I just love my grocery store!”

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Andrew: “I like to be a role model for others”

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Andrew: “I wish I had not told this story on the air”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna close this. I’m being distracted by pictures of clown cactus penii. Umm, ahhhhhhh. Yeah.”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m speed racing through that”

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Andrew: “It’s a two-way street, by the way”

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Andrew: “Just listen to the damn record!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah, they did”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My wife must be a panda!”

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Andrew: “No… shit”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, rum and Coke!”

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Andrew: “Ohh, and it’s so smooth!”

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Andrew: Old Man Walsh grocery stories

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Andrew: Saying “Teriyaki Madness” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You know what” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Such a rip-off!”

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Andrew: “Technically speaking, how did you record the sound that goes through my head during TBTL?”

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Andrew: “Umm, ahhhhhhh. Yeah.”

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Andrew: “What? This aaagh!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I guess”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing the Hertz Donut club process of getting a rental car

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew salvaging a topic that was heading towards complete wreckage

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Andrew and Luke: Conference for people wearing panda suits

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Andrew and Luke: Extreme Flomo Clown

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Andrew and Luke: “I just love my grocery store! I feel you.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s middle name is “Cmichael” with a silent “C”

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Andrew and Luke: “Peak, you know, bacon slash moustache, slash taco… (Yes) whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “The smoking clown. The smoking clown.”

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Luke: “A Browns situation”

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Luke: “Also had a moment to Irish up this cup of Starbucks coffee”

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Luke: “Breaking Browns coverage”

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Luke: “Come, my donors. Come, come, my donors.”

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Luke: “From the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Get in line, everybody”

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Luke: “I don’t know!”

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Luke: “I don’t think he knows where babies come from”

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Luke: “I’m the one who knocks on the porta-potty”

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Luke: “It’s a sad hobo clown pulling his pants down; and, if a cactus grows, it is in where his phallus would be.”

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Luke: “Let me just… teach a master class in being a white guy”

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Luke: “Our Shifty Shellshock sponsors of the day”

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Luke: “Panda porn”

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Luke: Saying “If you’re an AVIS Preferred member, please get off here. Everybody else, please stay on until Lot B.” as if he’s talking into a PA system

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Luke: Saying “If you’re an AVIS Preferred member” as if he’s talking into a PA system

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Luke: “That can’t be how it’s pronounced”

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Luke: “The New York Times has lost its damn mind”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “Yo”

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Luke and Andrew: #RelevantToMyInterests and #RelevantToMyShinSplits

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew served up a perfect hack to the sack

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Luke and Andrew: “It was in between the night time, when I’m drunk, and the afternoon time, (Okay) when I’m a little tipsy.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a Wizard number

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