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Clips From TBTL #2198: Jen, Sean and Phyllis Edition

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Jen: “And then, the trumpet just brings it home!”

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Jen: “At best, we’re the shopkeeper in The Shire that’s not on camera!”

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Jen: Laughing

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Jen: “‘I’m such a Carrie! I’m such a M…’ No, you’re not! You’re none of those people. You’re the guy who works at Steve’s bar. That’s who you are.”

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Jen: “Paul Giamatti is my everthing.”

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Jen: Singing “My momma don’t like you, she likes everyone.”

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Jen and Luke: “I have been waiting to hide an oppressed person (Yes) for a long time.”

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Jen and Luke: Jen singing a portion of “Love Yourself”

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Jen, Luke and Andrew: Jen’s childhood obsession of Anne Frank has manifested itself into wanting to have a place to hide someone

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You know, first, I want to know, does anyone take Bobo and Johnny in to go potty? Oh, come on! Just curious. Okay.”

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Sean: “And, sometimes, I go Donald Ducking with it and go pantsless.”

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Sean: “How the hell did you get my address!?!”

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Sean: “I would totally, I would totally tong kiss you, but I have a girlfriend.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Jen’s Jew Hidin’ House, come on down, everbody! How many Seans can you hide?”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “There’s no Riesling there wouldn’t be. You’re a real Sean-melier! Oh! Wow!”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “This is a 13.5 percent alcohol, and it is a Syrah. Aaaaagh! That was my other guess! That was my safety guess!”

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Clips From TBTL #2197

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Andrew: “Are you familiar with the expression, ‘It’s better to ask (for) forgiveness than permission’? And, don’t answer that; cuz, I know you are. It’s, it’s more than an expression to you. I think it’s a, it’s a creed.”

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Andrew: “Did I download the wrong app?”

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Andrew: “Everything is gonna be nice and green, and, um, and verdant; which, is another word for green.”

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Andrew: “I dig it. Right, right, right.”

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Andrew: “I made one promise about today, and that’s that I’ll be playing jarts, indoor or out. It’s going to happen.”

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Andrew: “I’m stealing your dog.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Rudy, are you a good dog? Rudy! Hey, Rudy! Are you a good dog?”

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Andrew: “Rudy, did you read the article?”

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Andrew: “That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That’s infinity perfect sips!”

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Andrew: “The back back”

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Andrew: “This is honestly the cutest thing in the world. I can’t even do this with her head just sleepily laying there.”

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Andrew: “Yes, do not taunt the demigorgon [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if Luke and Carey were going to stop the Windows Vista Museum

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Andrew and Luke: “Are bridges are really like old pairs of jeans? Is that how it works? Yeah, you’re not supposed to wash them. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re right. Like, if we just set, do all the setup outside; and, then, the rains come, like, we’ve made our bed. And then, we’re gonna have to squish in it. (Well) Squish being the… the… I don’t know. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: HOV Lanes, HOVA and Jay-Z

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Andrew and Luke: “I was listening too. You, son of a…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s coming from inside the podcast! The ad is coming from inside the sponsor’s… location!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, can I just ask you one question before we get, get going? Is it about the dogs? Who released them? I just wanted to know what you’re wearing. Well, come on in here and you’ll find out. Alright, I’ll see, (It’s not gonna be pretty) I’ll see you in a second.”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “How does your wife react when you say, ‘Wyfe!’ Do they, have they done any MRI studies on that? Carey, would like to respond to that? It has the same, exact impact as when he says anything else; which is, pretty much I ignore him. Ha! That hurts.”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Oh, sorry. I just about killed somebody. Don’t talk to me while I’m driving. Alright.”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy.”

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Luke: “But, nevertheless! No.”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudes!”

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Luke: “It’s just jibber-jabber.”

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Luke: “That hurts.”

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Luke: “Wait! Wait! Wait! It’s happening!”

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Luke: “You, son of a…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m a little worried about the space-time continuum. Oh, no. Am I fading from a photography you have sitting on your desk?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Rudy! Rudy! Nevertheless! Nevertheless!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shout out on making the Stranger Things-themed TBTL Logo

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Luke and Andrew: Space Car or Car de Bajo

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Luke and Andrew: “This goes out to the Sno-homies. This goes out to the Tac-homies. This goes out to the.. Wood, Woodovies? Woodinville? The Wood-homies. And, and also, the Mukil-tomies, the people in Mukilteo.”

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Clips From TBTL #2196

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Andrew: “Don’t wait ’til the last minute to untie your shoes, dingus.”

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Andrew: “Fool me once”

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Andrew: “I do what I want if I sit by the window.”

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Andrew: “I love coming into Seattle from the south. Again, not dirty.”

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Andrew: “I was scared to go outside for a cigarette; and, it wasn’t because of cancer.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a big fan of the crazy pants.”

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Andrew: “I’m still freaking my shit out over here in twenty-sixteen.”

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Andrew: “If it’s under fff-fifty”

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Andrew: “It is a little too blousey”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Look at me, getting off on withholding.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, I don’t think you could get over this”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My ba-ahdy”

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Andrew: “Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m going back to podunk New Hampshire.”

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Andrew: “Playing my boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sat-tor-day”

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Andrew: “Skyjinks, woo”

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Andrew: “So, we can re-live all of our Heather’s fantasies there.”

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Andrew: “That sounded weird.”

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Andrew: “Uh, I need these Alchemist’s chow [ph] or whatever”

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Andrew: “What other product would try to appeal to me by telling me how I’m supposed to fucking behave? Like, that really irritates me.”

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Andrew: Whispering “Oh, that sounds so good!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew listing the cards that he still needs

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, why isn’t anyone telling Elizabeth or Mandy that?!? It’s not too late. Get on Facebook, let’s find them.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s (Sorry) going on with that?”

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Luke: “Apparently”

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Luke: “Hot start here”

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Luke: “Let’s start by explaining what a podcast is. They were here last night.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. There’s a guy with a gun, he’s behind the door! I’m gonna hide over here. I’m freaking out!”

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Luke: “Power out!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Some skyjinks woo for you”

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Luke: “Sometimes, I play the audio drops too loud. That’s also part of how this show works.”

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Luke: “You bought the ticket, you took the ride. I won’t wanna hear anymore more complaints from you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Every conversation we ever had for the rest of our lives would be, the would start with ‘What the fuck!’ Right, exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How long is this song?!? Don’t we have a long tail on it? I guess we do. It’s a, it’s a bright, shiny thing with a long tail.”

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Luke and Andrew: Rudy dropping a thunderous deuce

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of clothes, ask me what I’m wearing. Oh God, no! I don’t do that anymore. Fool me once. It’s like a t-shirt and jeans. Why are you being weird? Okay, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sent me a photo, as you called it, a sext (It was a sext) of you”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re in zero danger of it being a kind of fat guy in a little coat situation. Right, right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2195

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Listener Linda from Australia left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew regarding “chook” and “goon bags” and ended it with her saying “Power out”.

Listener Linda: “Power out”

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Luke and Andrew had fun saying it “Power out!” with their own, unique Australian accents.

Andrew: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Power out!” with an Australian accent #2

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Andrew: “If the kids singing the Frozen song gets on your nerves, Luke. Just… let it go.”

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Andrew: “It’s a theatre of the mind, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Now that I’ve finished my thought, I guess I didn’t know what I was gonna say when I first started talking; which, is a problem.”

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Andrew: “Oh good, it is Norway. Sweet! And I did it, and I–That’s the how you do it, you do it with confidence.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, just, uh… finishing this sail on this one. Okay, I’m good. That was me finishing up a painting of a tall ship. (Ah) It’s a theatre of the mind, Luke!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As they say, ‘happy wife, happy life'”

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Luke: “Bob Ross’s hair was actually straight; and, that, that curl was put in via a perm!!?”

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Luke: “Can’t start, will stop”

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Luke: “Caught it! This is the upside airplane of Bob Ross episodes.”

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Luke: “Emotionally, Andrew and I are hanging by a friggin’ thread, okay?”

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Luke: “The Andrew Walsh Story”

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Luke: “The more that they’ve started to bond with each other, the more they’ve withdrawn from the family.”

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Luke: “Well, that’s just a big turd of silver paint.”

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Luke: “Well, you just screwed it up, dude!”

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Luke: “You’re fucking this up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Totally redeem yourself! That’s how, that’s how you kill it at life kids. Keep listening for more tips (Now that’s…)”

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Clips From TBTL #2194

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Andrew: “#NotAllCuckoos”

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Andrew: “And, don’t forget, he called us dum dums”

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbonk.”

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Andrew: “I want to be respectful of your time; so, I’m gonna cut you off and just say, I’ve done all of those things already.”

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Andrew: “I’m in the club now!”

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Andrew: “I’m sick of begging. I’m sick of demeaning myself like this.”

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Andrew: “If I just end up independent producering this”

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Andrew: “Jesus! Gah!”

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Andrew: “Just like, Johnny Rotten it up. Like, I don’t even belong here, but I don’t care; because, I’m a rebel.”

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Andrew: “Legendary.”

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Andrew: “Let’s man-pack that.”

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Andrew: “Of course, he is. I could tell, I could tell!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh.”

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Andrew: “Public radio swag to, uh, schwag. Schwag?”

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Andrew: “This party is gonna be different, because it’s all based on social media.”

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Andrew: “Walsh crashes pur-dip-pub-pub”

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Andrew: “What a can o’ corn is”

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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”

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Andrew: “Who are you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you having a YouTube problem, or a YP, or a MP? Yeah. I… I don’t know if it’s a MyTube problem or YourTube problem from here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Every now and then, I’m b–be at the… Every now and then I’m be at the movie theater. (Yeah) Apparently, I talk like that now.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s evolutional! It’s… Oh, my God!”

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Luke: “Explain it or mansplain it?”

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Luke: Giggling and saying “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “I think we can charge anything we want to APM right now and pretty much get away with it.”

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Luke: “I’m here to zooble all these zits! What? Like…”

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Luke: “Like a cuckoo name and a, and a cuckoo picture, and they’re nice people and they’re not trolls.”

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Luke: “Manbang”

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Luke: “Mans [sic] banging each other in it”

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Luke: “My internet is being, uh, a wee bit weird.”

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Luke: “Nah, bruh.”

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Luke: “Ooh, let me just tell you all what I’m thinking right now.”

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Luke: “Or, even more funnerer”

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Luke: “Run a savage burn, on those Outback Nazi Pigs.”

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Luke: “That’s alright, though. We’re gonna have fun together. Just you, me, Walsh, and the Tens of listeners out there.”

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Luke: “This is classic, by the way”

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Luke: “Uh, mon-bang, mon, mon-bong?”

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Luke: “We’re in a period between, like, permanent supervision.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Zoobilee zit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming at you hot, Live Wire Radio. Oh! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like New Andrew, I think this is gonna be awesome! This is gonna be a hell of a year.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’ll feel like I’m man-sharing with you. (Oh. Oof.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Men can mansplain to other men, right? I think so, yeah! I mean, certainly. I mean, I’m half a man and it happens to me… a lot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Project X level (Yeah) blowouts. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds right.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, dum dums. It’s, uh, Stu, from Internet.”

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Steve Neuman: “I smell like a giant onion ring right now”

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Clips From TBTL #2193

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Andrew: “#TwoDifferentCountries #SadHorns”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to sound like a, like a big man”

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Andrew: “Give me a major break.”

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Andrew: “Hey, bunny rug!”

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Andrew: “Hot and limp”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m in control. I don’t have to listen to them.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I stink when I’m done working out. I think I look gross. I think I look like a big sweaty mess.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, you gotta. You know what? Perfect. I’m just gonna eat my lunch; because, honestly, I have no, I have not context for this at all.”

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Andrew: “I’ve never eaten teriyaki with a fork, and it seems weird to me.”

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Andrew: “Let me rebut.”

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Andrew: “Let’s make Anne of Green Gables great again.”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!!! That was strong.”

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Andrew: “One of my favorite dirty, little pho places”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I have a hot take.”

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Andrew: “Ten years!?!”

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Andrew: “They weren’t enough.”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s mistakes today.”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Look at you!”

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Andrew: “Wow. We’re in the middle of a correction.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And (Nice!), I’m stronger than I was when I woke up this morning. ¡Excelente!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s hot take on the leak of the KFC 11 secret herbs and spices

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you do me a favor and not call it ‘yaki anymore? Um, I don’t want to promise that to you (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t, I don’t want my cold, crunchy salad getting, uh, hot and limp. Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “KFC just drummed this whole thing up for these articles; like… Is it possible they drumsticked it up? Oh, damn!!! That was strong. Thank you.”

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Luke: “And it’s… fucking delicious.”

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Luke: “And that is why Andrew and I have decided to go out, in our respective cities, and get our hands on some good ‘yaki.”

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Luke: “Bruising my neck meat”

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Luke: “Burbank… you’ve done it again. You’ve won our hearts.”

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Luke: “But, for those of you who like that kind of thing, it’s gonna be exciting.”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”

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Luke: “I will rebut myself. I will rebut my rebuttal.”

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Luke: “Puffed sleeves”

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Luke: Saying “A correction” as Jack Torrance from “The Shining”

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Luke: Singing “Shine bright like a diamond!”

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Luke: “The back-a-zoids”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty has turned into quite the gardener.”

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Luke: “These puffed sleeves don’t need to be re-puffed.”

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Luke: “This is what an idiot I am. God! Dang! Stupid! Idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew shushes Luke while Luke is reading the supposed KFC “11 secret herbs and spices”

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Luke and Andrew: “As white as a Donald Trump supporter on Twitter. Right! And, and just as angry, oddly enough.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Foodies welcome. Nice try. (And…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I really must say, give me a major break!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s probably the first time in ten years I’ve had teriyaki, Andrew. Ten years!?! Easily. Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In, you know, the various places on my body that don’t usually… Your what? My ba-ahdy. Excuse me, the various parts of my ba-ahdy”

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Luke and Andrew: “It goes back to the McDLT, man. (Mmm-hmm) I like the hot side to be hot, and the cool side to be cool; but, then, at some point, I’d like them to come together.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just supposed be all artisanal. (Mmm-hmm) It looks like wet shit. Oh, God, yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘The menu has too many things, the quality is gonna take a ding.’ Eh. If it rhymes, it chimes. That is definitely what I learned from watching ‘Veep.'”

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