Tag: Andrew Walsh

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2183

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Andrew: “And, I’m just kind of like, ‘Uh, I like the ones that go vroom!'”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Good story. Especially, for everybody who doesn’t live in this region. You’re welcome.”

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Andrew: “But I think because beans, umm, are bean-like.”

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Andrew: “Coming at you, for the second day in a row, from a moving car… in Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Go me.”

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Andrew: “Hey, I hate to be a narc; but, that guy over there in the green shirt is pocketing a big bottle of booze, or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I am an incredibly picky eater. I get very anxious when I go to people’s houses for dinner.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want any glandy food.”

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Andrew: “I eat pizza like it’s going out of business; and, God, I hope pizza never goes out of business.”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna touch the cheese.”

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Andrew: “I just made an ass pick for you guys.”

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Andrew: “I love sausage!”

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Andrew: “I think I can count, on one hand, with fingers left over”

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Andrew: “I told him, I don’t want anything yucky.”

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Andrew: “I was a shitty little white kid in Kent, Ohio.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna eat the hell out of this.”

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Andrew: “I’m the king of not remembering words. Don’t try to, don’t try to take my place on this podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just occurred to me how stupid my last sentence was.”

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Andrew: “Oh no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at me! Like a big boy.”

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Andrew: “So, I’m an adult.”

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Andrew: “These are just me being a big baby about what I put in my face.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew had Gruyère cheese on French onion soup, and he liked it

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Hmm. But, the big breaking news here is, I now eat three kinds of cheese. Right. As long as they’re all melted.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Passat. Genevieve, is this a Passat? No, it’s a Golf. I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Golf.”

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Andrew and Sean: No organ meat for Andrew

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Andrew and Sean: “On the deus. That’s right, Amadeus.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Ooh, I don’t do plates. Oh, you don’t. Okay, (Sorry) I guess we’ll use a dog bowl.”

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Andrew and Sean: “See, that’s another, that’s like cutting on the deus or whatever. The de–Yeah, rock me Amadeus, rock me on my bias.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Umm, so you’re just a nat–you’re just a natural born narc.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It was Gruyère. Is that what I ate?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You go to the grocery store so goddamn much. Wait, you accidentally said ‘goddamn’ in the middle of that. I like the grocery store.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You really want to put some bumpers on this lane. I really want–Nice callback to yesterday’s show. Thanks for listening.”

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Sean: “2000th Epithode”

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Sean: “A Boy Named Sous Chef”

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Sean: “Because, when the tapes aren’t rolling, that’s when the real intimacy happens.”

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Sean: “I could’ve been hella fancy and said, ‘I just made an aspic for you guys.'”

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Sean: “I learned a lot at Taco Time, like how to get fired from your first job.”

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Sean: “It’s one of those little shamber things, okay? You guys know what a shamber is, don’t cha?”

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Sean: “Now, I sound like every other a-hole that gives, that gives me sh-crap about me and my girlfriend.”

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Sean: “Oh… Eff you, a-hole.”

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Sean and Andrew: “And so, I should’ve, thinking now… Don’t should on yourself. I won’t should on myself. I’ll should on…”

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Sean and Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just kind of like an in-and-out kind of guy sometimes. That’s what I hear. Oh, man… that’s on you, Andrew. That’s on you, bro. I cook you this nice meal. Of course, I have sausage in the dish; but, that doesn’t mean you have to relate it to a sexual joke.”

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Sean and Andrew: Sean didn’t want to be immature on TBTL

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Sean and Andrew: “So, I like to clean as I go. Ohhh! Let’s move in together.”

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Sean and Andrew: “You’re gonna turn them into coins, right? Yes! And then, Mario will come around and collect those coins, and take them on his little adventure to look for the princess. I’m going to be Mario in this.”

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Clips From TBTL #2182

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Andrew: “A little warning for you: I probably, at one point, will start claiming that I have a bum thumb. That’s usually what happens if I start losing; so, just keep an eye on that.”

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Andrew: “‘Can I be Hard Rain?’ I said it like that, ‘Can I Be Hard Rain?'”

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Andrew: Chowing down on popcorn help suppress the nauseated feeling of watching a movie in 3-D

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Andrew: Deflated “I won a dollar.”

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Andrew: “Go Edna. Go Edna.”

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Andrew: “He’s jut got the Ders over me.”

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Andrew: “I had to ask him to use my bowling name, Hard Rain.”

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Andrew: “I have a bum thumb”

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Andrew: “I mean, I think I’m pretty good at shit talking.”

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Andrew: “I probably will.”

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Andrew: “I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get in my head.”

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Andrew: “I want to point out the kid rolling next to us is rolling with the bumpers up, and that’s bullshit. No child of mine, ever, can roll with the bumpers up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up!” (in the clear)

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Andrew: “In Wallingfor–no.”

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Andrew: “It’s a gutterball. It’s a gutterball. We got a gutterball.”

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Andrew: “It’s perfect! It’s perfect! Ohhhh! One left standing. Very nice!”

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Andrew: “Just a constant chain of popcorn from my, from the bucket to my hand to my face, bucket to hand to face, bucket to hand to face.”

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Andrew: “Just pulling up to Phyllis’s house. Ooh, it’s a cute house!”

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Andrew: “Let’s throw some rolls!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn it!”

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Andrew: Sausage-loving Andrew has sausage-like fingers

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Andrew: “Tell us the story again, Gus. How awesome was it?”

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Andrew: “That was all bullshit that I told her. I really want to win this. I really want to win this.”

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Andrew: “Wow, 3-D is amazing!”

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Andrew: “You’re having a good game, aren’t ya?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And then they’ll say, ‘How many listeners?’. And, I’m like, ‘Mmm, tens’. Right, yeah.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And you told me yesterday that you can, you can handle this beast of a manual transmission. Yes, I can. I can drive stick.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Any pull tab money I win today, using my own money, (Yeah) I, I, I hate to say it, but I need to keep it; because, it’s only going to towards the hole that I dug for myself.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “If you’re bowling with a group of people, let’s say there’s four of you, three-quarters of the time, you’re looking at somebody else’s ass. That’s true!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “In that sweet, sweet spot that, that overlapping Venn diagram of doable and palatable, there was going bowling in Kenmore. And so, that’s what we’re doing. Yep, yep. I’m really excited.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “One of these days, a hard rain is going to come and wash all the trash off the streets! That’s who you’re bowling against. Oh, no!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “She didn’t really say anything about it, she spit in it. Well, there I go!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You just won fifty goddamn dollars! Oh my God, that’s awesome!!! Alright!!! (That is exciting!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Bling”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Chuckling

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Halfway being sort of be able to talk to computers good.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “He’s got the thirteen pounder, it has an XL next to it; probably, to accommodate his sausage-like fingers.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #2

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Like, I have space cadet resting face, basically”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Notice me”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing part of the Olympics theme

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle (with Catch My Disease)

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Phyllis Fletcher: “The Hard Rain is falling, ladies and gentlemen.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “This bitch took that fiddy!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Whoa! Oh my goodness!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, so, so I’ll, I’ll have to gin up some kind of ‘Ahh, I’m gonna beat ya!'”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You notice those old ladies are just fucking drilling us?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Congratulations, by the way. Oh yeah, you too. Oh yeah, thanks. Did that seem sincere? No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Erghhhh! Ooh, busting through a yellow light, I love it!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Going over the plans on what to do if people ask them what they are doing

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Like, I have an old lady name, and I got nothin’! My name is Phyllis Edna. Is it really?!? That’s great!”

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Andrew Walsh Singing Mashup

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On TBTL #2181, Andrew stated that he does not think he has a good singing voice. Over the course of listening to and pulling clips from TBTL for over two years now, I respectfully disagree with Andrew’s opinion of himself. I, then, became curious and started to look for all of the clips that I have pulled from TBTL that I have tagged with Andrew and the term “singing” and created a mashup of all of those clips.

The clips are not in any particular order, maybe with a hint of some alphabetical sorting based on the various filenames. Although each clip already had a buffer of silence at the beginning of the clip, I added another 0.100 second at the beginning so that the clips didn’t just ram right into each other. Once the clips were combined, I did a little bit of trimming to nip/tuck some of the really high peaks in amplitude.

The following is the resulting mashup:

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Clips From TBTL #2181

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Back on TBTL #2180, Andrew and Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman were trying to figure out the name of the song, and who sings it, that Andrew had stuck in his head. TBTL Ten Ashley was able to find the song and it was Peabo Bryson’s “We Had Once in a Lifetime”. Andrew and Phyllis were discussing it on #2181 and Andrew wanted to compare his singing the phrase “Once in a Lifetime” against the original version.

Andrew: Comparing his “Once in a Lifetime” singing against Peabo Bryson

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Later, Andrew tried to play both his version and Peabo Bryson’s version at the same time to see if Andrew nailed or not. Unfortunately, things got tricky and Andrew could not it on the show. So, I played around with things and got the following result:

Peabo Bryson and Andrew: “Once in a Lifetime” Mashup

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Other than the pacing of the phrase “Once in a Lifetime”, which Andrew was a tick or two faster than Peabo Bryson, Andrew was pretty darn spot on.

 

Andrew: “A hornball 40 year old who just wants to get some face time with Katniss Everdeen; but, shit, let’s go with it.”

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Andrew: “And welcome to TBTL, everybody. Luke is gonna be back on Monday.”

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Andrew: “Are they helpful or are they smart-ass?”

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Andrew: “Geez Louise!”

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Andrew: “God dang it! Okay, let’s try it again.”

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Andrew: “I refuse to do it.”

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Andrew: “Keep those feelings bottled up; and then, pour booze on top of them!”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about us and our relationship for a second here, Phyllis…”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit no!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m just not that fun.”

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Andrew: The listeners came through on figuring out Andrew’s mystery song from #2180

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Archery! Ooh, you lucky duck!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Choosing from four outfit options in a magazine quiz

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “How mad would Luke be if we ended up going to the batting cages without him? (Ha-ha!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I love badminton, (Oh!) it’s a great lawn game.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I said to the woman, I’m like, ‘So, how long have you been interested in Kelzmer music?’ Ohh! And the woman looked at me and she just said, ‘What did you just say?’ Oh, no!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I would watch the shit out of that! Ooh, that’s a new slow TV idea.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It dang. Umm, it dinged, or it danged. Umm… (Sure)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: My suggestion of Wienerschnitzel was mentioned on the show

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Tempest the arcade game

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That’s what I thought! (Yep)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We were watching the fights! (Right)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “What the hell is all that noise? Do you hear that? Lawn mowing.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America again.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America, off to Costa Rica again!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Well, umm, I love anything where you’re embarrassed; and so, (Shit) leaving the house is great. It’s funny, I hate anything where I’m embarrassed; which, is why I don’t leave the house.”

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Clips From TBTL #2180

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Andrew: “Aww, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, that’s a good song!”

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Andrew: “He’s Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu.”

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Andrew: “I am best known for my love of hot dogs.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to play basketball!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want, I don’t want pity laughs.”

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Andrew: “I just want to rattle through… that’s really… That’s really respectful to the listeners.”

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Andrew: “Just put that remote control right up to your lips and say, ‘CBUT’.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s vacation does continue this week; so, you are stuck with me.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Piper.”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “I’m going hungry”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s a nice day for a senior picture”

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Andrew: Singing “You were once-in-a-lifetime”

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Andrew: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew: “Sure, no problem.”

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Andrew: “That gives you nothing.”

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Andrew: Unable to say “Vitameatavegamin”

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Andrew: “Wasn’t there a song, ‘You were my once in a lifetime’? Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is Luke?”

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Andrew: “Whoo-hoo!”

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Andrew: “Ya boy made it. Ya boy made it.”

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Andrew: “You’re my, you’re my fact-checking cuz.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “At this point, I’m just throwing red meat to the Little Red Bandwagon. The, the chum is in the water.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “How do you feel about scatting? Oh God, badly. Okay, let’s move on.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That was a power out, my friend… Really?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s how you keep ’em Superior. Exactly, that was Erie how that worked. (Ho-ho!) Boom.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Why are these guys giving themselves hickies, corruption. Why are they handing out so many condoms, corruption. Corruption, yeah.”

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Steve Neuman: “A zillion damn dollars, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “Gol dang it!”

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Steve Neuman: “Gotta want it, gotta coach ’em up. You gotta give a hundred ten percent. Don’t get too high, don’t get too low. Let the chips fall where they may.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “I enjoy alternative rock and movies that are complicated.”

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Steve Neuman: “Just a bunch of trashy hipsters saying, ‘Put more water in it. Put more water in it.'”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh, sweet! A lot of sex!”

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Steve Neuman: “Santigold, ‘Can’t Get Enough Of Myself'”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “Jeremy spoke in…”

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Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Steve Neuman: “Tahhhhhh, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers”

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Steve Neuman: “They’re basically all entirely abdominal muscles, those jerk-asses.”

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Steve Neuman: “With 61.5%… Oh, s–aaahhhhhh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah, the tobacco furniture region.”

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Steve Neuman: “You were able to ignore Chekhov’s motorcycle, in order to…”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Singing jazzy version of the mystery song

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Clips From TBTL #2179

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Andrew: “99.999%”

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Andrew: “All you do is hate read now.”

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Andrew: “Alright, let’s stop talking about you and start talking about us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I feel, I feel whole again.”

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Andrew: “But, dude… I am serious. No caffeine today.”

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Andrew: “Ehhh, I don’t like to use the word ‘genius’ to describe my work.”

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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”

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Andrew: “I was O.G… C.Y.O.A.”

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Andrew: “I, I would call it kind of a boot-stompy, hand-clappy thing.”

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Andrew: “Keep your sarcasm for the Grapes of Rad!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My girlfriend dropped something under the couch, and you won’t believe what I found there!”

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Andrew: “Reading is hard!”

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Andrew: “This is not a pleasant expression, but, as my uncle would say, I, I was shaking like a, like a dog pooping peach pits.”

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Andrew: “This is the power of, of the TBTL listenership right here.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “But, like, I want to like soccer more so that I can get excited about… ties. Or whatever. I think they call them draws. Draws.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Genevieve starts laughing when Andrew asks if corruption was involved when Russia got the Sochi Olympics

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I did it, I think… I did it, I think?!?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ll write your eulogy, by the way. Okay, good. I think it’s adorable that you think that you’ll outlive me. That’s also a good point.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “What does conical mean? Like a cone? Oh, okay. Gotcha.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Also, I don’t give an eff about any of the sports.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Elaborate conical bra situations”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God”

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Genevieve Haas: “Sounds like I’m real good at keeping jobs.”

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Genevieve Haas: “What are people thinking?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Yeah, I mean, this is why we can’t have nice things.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Belabor it, we shall. Belabor it, we shall.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Circumvent it and they’ll have to… Circumvent. Cirsumvent. Cirsumvent.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everybody’s in on the click game. Everybody’s in on the click game.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everyone loves surprises. Everyone loves surprises.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You can listen to my blog (Listen to my blog!)”

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