Clips From TBTL #2166

Andrew: “Dang it!”

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Andrew: “Everybody was saying things like ‘Turn me on, deadman’. What the? No!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care.”

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Andrew: “I mean… Yeah, I do.”

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Andrew: “I see the e-mail transfer was successful!”

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Andrew: “I think both!”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.”

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Andrew: “I’ll beep this.”

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Andrew: “If God was here, he’d tell it to your face”

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Andrew: “If you are listening professor, and you know who you are, I’m sorry that I was such a snot and an eye-roller”

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Andrew: “It was so hard!”

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Andrew: “No, no, I’m sorry. Yeah, Tesla! No. Dang it! This is a good story, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it. No, I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I was just dribbling water down my chin. Just like a sex pot!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confused Petra with Tesla

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll beep this. It’s possible. I’ll beep this whole thing. I’m, I’m… So help me God.”

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Luke: “A theatre of the mind known as a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL: the show that might just be Too Beautiful To Live.”

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Luke: Looking forward to his diet cheat day

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Luke: Singing “And the sign says that [sic] anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight (Heyyah!)”

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Luke: “Take a photo of it, you turks!”

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Luke: “What the fuck!!!”

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Luke: “Wow! You figured this out?”

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Luke and Andrew: Backmasking

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I think maybe the clap and stomp is throwing you, cuz you think we’ve been getting a lot of clap and stomp. Hmm-hmm. Clap and stomp, which is, honestly, just, just two shots and the doctor can take care of that for you. Yeah, yeah… they have some really effective drugs for that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘It’s my right to be hellish, cuz I still get jealous’ That’s the actual lyric, by the way. Is it really?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “More power to ya, when you dribble down your chest” and Andrew playing a Petra backmask

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Luke and Andrew: Taking a few punches at Lukas Graham’s “7 Years” Song

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Clips From TBTL #2165

Andrew: Drawn out “Really”

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Andrew: “Get some goddamn towel racks and hang up your towel, and remember whose is whose!”

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Andrew: “I’m also a well-known master of chili making”

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Andrew: “I’m not a big lasagna person. Sorry, Garfield, earmuffs.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Mmm-kay”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke talking about fleas migrating to one spot

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Andrew: “So, I don’t remember anything. I don’t remember what happened yesterday, let alone what I watched on TV seven years ago.”

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Andrew: “Somebody kick you in the teeth?”

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Andrew: “You have any idea what the street price of Sheen is these days?”

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Luke: Attempting to say “What’s going on there? It’s a little popa-ropa-dopy!” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “I got my weed whacker working again–that’s not a euphemism.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My woif is back.”

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Luke: “(Perro) Mostly for Pod-dog, who is here, asleep under the table, and maybe dreaming. I don’t know.”

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Luke: Saying “Six” in a heavily sibilant manner

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Luke: “Saying “That’s-a spicy meatbowl!” in a bad Italian accent

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Luke: “Spoken like the DINK you are.”

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Luke: “That’s Beatles-esque!”

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Luke: “We’ve got a problem, speaking of pool filled with human excrement and, uh, Pod-dog”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get in line… (Yes…) please wackadoos, get in line.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just knowing, like, hours from now, it’s gonna be falling off of the bone, as it were. (Now, um…) That is a euphemism.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Known as her backdoor. Oh, gross.”

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Clips From TBTL #2164: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “‘And I’ve written a peer-reviewed paper on the topic; which, I’m hoping to get in The Journal of Pokémon Studies Quarterly.'”

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Luke: “But, sometimes those Canadian radio shows are just so Canadian.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you guys know what the, like, the rarest one is? Is it like a human child?”

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Luke: “For a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that might just be, Too Experimental To Live.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “No, I’m just worried that you’re gonna start crying; because, you’re gonna be forced to think about the death of Bobby Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel.”

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Luke: “Ohh… Oh yeah!”

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Luke: “Previously, on Pokémon”

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Luke: Saying “Starbucks” with a sibilant whistle

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Luke: Saying “They are totally” while chuckling and in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Stop embarrassing me in front of company.”

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Luke: “The call’s coming from inside the Charmander!”

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Luke: “There’s a frigging Charmander right there!”

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Luke: “This is the Friday show we have, not the Friday show we want.”

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Luke: “We’ve hacked into the mainframe. Oh my God, and the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: Whistling through his teeth

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kind of afraid of geese? Yes, they’ve chased me before on my bike!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boom! (There you go) Roasted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Bulking up servers and understanding Internet

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, good luck breaking into my bank account; it already has money herpes. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, you’re basically the world’s worst wing man. Oh, come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna need to slip into something more comfortable. Like Wi-Fi? Um, like, uh, some Spanx that I wear under my banana hammock.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s seriously freaked my chili, bro. Ah, show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s sibilant game was strong with the name “Starbucks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, dude! He’s on the desk! Oh, no. He is getting (He’s closer?) closer… The call’s coming from inside the Charmander! Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God! What? And, we’re off to a hot start.”

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Luke and Andrew: Phone Herpes

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall, good luck catching those Pokémon.”

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Luke and Andrew: “See things. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a Charmander right behind you! A Charmander!!? Look.”

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Clips From TBTL #2164: Andrew Walsh and Christy Wise Edition

Andrew: Andrew saying “Get behind me, Charmander!” through the voice recorder toy

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah.”

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Andrew: “Get behind me, Charmander!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “I’m glad to know that you’re such a dick at your other job.”

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Andrew: “Just looking at porn, or whatever!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What?!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, how about my, how about my bowling name, ‘Hardrain’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, thanks. Hi, I’m here.”

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Andrew: “Or a Blue Floopen-Dooper”

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Andrew: “Shit, yes! I need pumpkins! And then, I was like, ‘No.'”

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Andrew: “Theo, get in here.”

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Andrew: “Ugh, enough! I’m so sick of the Pokémon posts and all this!”

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Andrew: “Very well respected by a community that is not very well respected.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we know they’re found. They’re in my goddamn office!”

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Andrew and Christy Wise: “Oh, by the way, can we use this tape on TBTL? Sure! Okay, good; because, we’re going to.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got a little too excited when Luke caught a Pokémon

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew scared Carey the other day

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Andrew and Luke: “It doesn’t start with the ‘P’. Yeah, no, yeah. It’s the other one–It doesn’t start with the ‘P’! Pokémon?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Medicine Cabinet and Hemorrhoid Cream

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God, it’s in my goddamn house! I’m trying to get it. God! Charmander. (Get it!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Poking Alone

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta flick it and it bounces towards it? Yeah, like a booger.”

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Christy Wise: “Oh, no. Yeah, that’s terrible.”

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Clips From TBTL #2163: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But I do have a, kind of, a recurring dream, don’t play it, where…”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the broadcast facilities of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: “Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “I am; because, I didn’t hallucinate this!”

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Luke: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied.”

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Luke: “It’s the beige of names”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: Luke’s Oculus Rift

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Luke: “My wife, my better half”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that walking on people’s heads? This is walking on people’s heads.” in a bad Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s so funny!”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a little audio hug for your ears.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: A cat would be a snuggle surrogate for Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Because you couldn’t remember Darrell Hammond’s name that was… On second reference!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brogan BamBrogan. Oh, right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flim is Truth

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Luke and Andrew: “God, every thought that I have today is somehow more inappropriate than the thought that preceded it. Oh, good, what are you, what are you on to now?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy, geez! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘Also, I’m really into auto-erotic asphyxiation.’ Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Jesus is the Best and Sounds From My Ba-ahdy

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “More power to ya, when you’re standing on the Word!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, we get to pick names?!? I don’t know!”

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Clips From TBTL #2163: Andrew Walsh and Theo Edition

Andrew: “And then, I get my brain gets into panic lock mode”

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Andrew: “And, it’s also Portland”

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Andrew: “Ders, you dirty, dirty dog.”

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Andrew: “I know, scat sounds gross.”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I was dressed up like a Koopa Troopa.”

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Andrew: “I would take a janky-ass mechanical shark”

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Andrew: “It’s a big effin’ deer!”

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Andrew: “It’s like I’m walking the… heads… of people, like a wallaby.”

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Andrew: “Let me just be straight up with you”

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Andrew: “Llama Glama!”

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Andrew: “Nice boobs!”

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Andrew: “Oh, good!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no booze.”

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Andrew: “Please explain!”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “That will not do, pig.”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit.”

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Andrew: “They, like, take off all their clothes? No, just kidding.”

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Andrew: “Wait!”

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Andrew: “We’re all blessed, bro.”

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Andrew: “Well, then, what was outside the limits for size?”

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Andrew: “Whatever, it’s a Portland strip club.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. I don’t want to go back in time.”

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Andrew and Luke: Llama Glama as a Fight Name, Stripper Name or Pokémon Name

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Andrew and Luke: “No, you join me next. Don’t get it twisted! (Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom during the show? My pants. Oh, that’s right. I used to be poor too. (Before you…)”

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Theo: Meowing into a voice recorder

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Theo: Meowing into a voice recorder #2

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