Clips From TBTL #2111

Andrew: “And, he just made the song so sad!”

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Andrew: “And, I really did not want to be a punchbowl turd about this”

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Get off my lawn!”

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Andrew: “Cuz I was… talking about how grumpy I was yesterday. We were both a little bit in the, in the grumps.”

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Andrew: “His real name is Bubba the Lunch Sponge.”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been much of a fighter. I apologize for what you’re about to see.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me get out my nitpickers on this one.”

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Andrew: “Never go full Thrones.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Willis… I mean, hey Luke, how are you going?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jon Snow just got stabbed the fuck up by a whole bunch of people. (Right)”

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Luke: “And we have got this guy. He’s really the Hodor of podcasting”

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Luke: “Andrew, there’s a saying that I’m gonna misremember here, but what else is new.”

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Luke: “Believe me, you want to hear spoilers, tune into the end of the show; where, we will spoil this latest episode rotten!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coming to you from Alabama Hill, in the Bellingham, Washington Bay City region of the United States… and, the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center; AKA, my house.”

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Luke: “Drop the last name, bro!”

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Luke: “For some reason, for… as God damn self-obsessed as I am”

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Luke: “From when to when?”

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Luke: “He was more… iron than wine. If you know what I mean.”

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Luke: “How do I… get them… get the precious to the microphone.”

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Luke: “I mean, we have a guy coming to this live show who just, friggin’, has chunks of tweets like that…”

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Luke: “I obsess on myself so hard.”

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Luke: “If you know what I mean.”

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Luke: “In his dump, in his dump, in his dump, dump, dump!”

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Luke: “Innit that cute?”

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Luke: “Is running the best way to build your beef castle and to be sinewy and yoked. Probably not.”

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Luke: “Let me dazzle you with this deet, okay?”

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Luke: “Not so fast, we don’t have a quorum!”

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Luke: Pod-dog will arrive just when the show will need her

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Luke: Saying “Oh ye–brother! Brother, you said a mouthful!” as Hulk Hogan

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: Singing “I’m the worst witch”

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Luke: Singing a slowed down, sad version of “Build Me Up Buttercup”

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Luke: “Speaking of slaying dragons… or at least, hanging out with them.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And when she does, she gets Dave’s iPod so she can listen to TBTL when she does it!!! And, she’s improving her memory!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Podcaster buy thyself thy birthday present. There, we got there! We finally made it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes, what’s awkward cannot be made more awkward. What if… what is already awkward, cannot be made more awkward.”

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Clips From TBTL #2110

Listener Heather left a message on the TBTL Voicemail Line with the “Going to the Dump” song that her dad used to sing.

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Andrew: Adding a hidden message in the “The More You Know” jingle backmask

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Andrew: Backmasking “The More You Know” jingle

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Everybody’s a winner!”

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Andrew: Intro to the Hot Dog Story

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Andrew: “It just made me so… sad and depressed.”

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Andrew: “Jay says it’s a sea turtle!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and singing the Going to the Dump song

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Andrew: Mimicking the way Dave Matthews sings

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Andrew: “Soundcloud will take that shit down!”

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Andrew: “Take that, Soundcloud!”

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Andrew: “That’s my birthday!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s probably fake.”

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Andrew: “You say, ‘anymore’. Talk about, ‘anymore’.”

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Andrew: “You’re doing it so wrong, and why, why don’t you learn.”

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Andrew and Luke: “God, I love (Oh my God, that’s…) the listener line!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Amateur Night! (That’s right) It’s the Sunday before Mother’s Day! (That’s right) Oh God, get me out of here.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. (Got it) There we go.”

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Luke: “And so, it’s just me and the Roomba here at Burbank Springs.”

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Luke: “But wait, there’s less!”

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Luke: “But wait, there’s more!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you, don’t you be mean to my good friend Andy…”

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Luke: “Everything’s going great!”

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Luke: “Ha-ha-haaa!”

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Luke: “Hah!”

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Luke: “Harness your inner tuna bro!”

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Luke: “Hey, we should start going to this bar!”

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Luke: “If you feel your body is a wonderland, and not in the good, but in a, you wonder why it’s doing what it’s doing, kind of way. I did just come up with that on the fly.”

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Luke: “Mama hungry.”

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Luke: “Mama ready for the swizzle.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog? (Perro) Pod-dog is on a, is on a, a, a sojourn, a walkabout today. Well, really, she’s on a drive-about.”

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Luke: “Provolactive”

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Luke: Re-creating a funny sound

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Luke: Singing “The Less You Know”

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Luke: “Speaking of wine and women”

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Luke: “That wasn’t bad at all!”

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Luke: “Wine and women. Wine and women.”

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Luke: “You know, keep your friends close and your podcast co-hosts closer, apparently.”

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Luke and Andrew: Attempting to sing the backmasked “The More You Know” jingle

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Luke and Andrew: “Backmask, thing down, flipped it and reversed it (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had to ruin a sweet story from Listener Heather

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “But wait, there’s less!” and backmasked “The More You Know”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke starts reciting lyrics from LL Cool J’s “Around The Way Girl”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ma! I wanna go out and see who’s out there! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mama ready for the swizzle. Okay, can we wrap this up!?!”

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Clips From TBTL #2109: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A kid who walks into a room and is like, ‘Hey, this is for me [booping]. Look at me, I’m, I’m Mancow [dooting]. I’m Bubba the Love Sponge. I’m a DJ!'”

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Luke: “Boom.”

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Johnny in Backyard with Milkshake Throwing Tennis Ball Brick Wall
Johnny in Backyard with Milkshake Throwing Tennis Ball Brick Wall

Luke: “Could somebody please just make a drawing of that, of Andrew in the yard, by himself, with a milkshake, throwing a tennis ball off the wall.”

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Luke: “Dude, bro.”

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Luke: “Easy.”

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Luke: “Easy peasy.”

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Luke: “Easy peasy. Easy, breezy, Cover Girl. Light rail, mah dude, from the U district. Boom. Safeco Field stop, ya good.”

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Luke: “Easy, breezy, Cover Girl.”

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Luke: “I don’t know what is going on with Pod-dog today”

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Luke: “I love your trench. To me, your trench is a beautiful trench.”

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Luke: “It can’t all be okay.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me just push every single button!”

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, my dude!”

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Luke: “Meh! Push this button. Farts! Am I on the radio? Farts. I wanna be on TV!”

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Luke: “Michael, he’s a real bamboosario.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “No, thank you!”

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Luke: Playing with his squirrel call

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Luke: “Properly improper”

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Luke: Singing “Any other way” in an exaggerated accent

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Luke: “So, it’s just me and the Rude-dude.”

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Luke: “The macchiato of… meh.”

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Luke: “Ya good.”

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Luke: “You are helping! Thank you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew Deficit Disorder? I have Andrew Deficit Disorder.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do your duck dance. I don’t wanna! Do you duck dance. It was a duck dance of one, is what it was.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Get some steps in, bro! Maybe stop every now and then do some push-ups!!!”

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Johnny and Bobo at Long Dining Table
Johnny and Bobo at Long Dining Table

Luke and Andrew: “If your tradition is to sit quietly at the table, a long table, across from your spouse, listening to TBTL, while eating in silence. If that’s what you do… Sipping on your milkshakes. That’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s milkshakes brings the boys to the yard

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Clips From TBTL #2109: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “A kid went in and boop-boop-boop some buttons.”

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Andrew: “And then I said, ‘No, I’m not gonna say that,’ and then I felt like I let you and everybody down. So, there. That’s what happens when I stop myself from saying something, that’s the kind of crap that’s going through my head. Now you guys now know.”

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Andrew: “Bolton of Bamboo?!? That’s, that’s ridiculous. It makes no sense!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m describing it as a once-in-a-lifetime; because, that’s how I live my life.”

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Andrew: “Feel my glutes!!! Hey man, hey bro! Feel my glutes.”

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Andrew: “Huh-hoooo!!!”

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Andrew: “I watch TV in a pretty rude way, if anyone else is around.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna learn how to say words.”

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Andrew: “I’m just, I’m just not feeling handsome, and I’m worrying about it.”

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Andrew: “Is he the Bastard of Bamboo?”

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Andrew: “Is there any chance that she’s bamboozling you? Huh-hoooo!!!”

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Andrew: “Keep your God damn hands in your pocket! Yeah.”

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Andrew: Laughing to Luke playing the “Exciting Celebrate Music” drop

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Andrew: “Let’s do this show!!!”

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Andrew: Mumbling “M___erf___er”

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Andrew: “Nope. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “That was a good power out, my friend.”

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Andrew: “That’s a good question. Umm, I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “That’s going way too far for, for even liberal ol’ Andy over here.”

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Andrew: “There (are) bad spoofs up there. There’s a lot of bad spoofs.”

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Andrew: “Well, because I’m a rule follower, this won’t surprise you at all.”

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Andrew: “What is it about Fridays!?!”

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Andrew: “Wow, you’re, you’re easy.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Never” and Luke laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m on a seaplane diet. You see planes and you eat ’em? Yes, and I, I have indigestion.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that what a latte is? There’s, there’s a lat-te going on!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing the “Chicken Dance” Song

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Clips From TBTL #2108: Luke Burbank Edition

TBTL Ten Bill submitted a remix of the “Top Story” drop in which he included Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound during the musical portion of the drop. Since there weren’t two clean plays of the remix on the show, I had to use the clean version of the music and Gurgles from the second time it was played and grafted in a clean version of “Hello and Welcome to Top Story” from the clip archives.

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Luke: “All he hears is, ‘Diarrhea, Cha-cha-cha'”

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Luke: “All of my devices, I’d set it up this way but I forgot, they’re all, like, talking shit about me behind my back right now.”

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Luke: “And she texted me back, ‘Okay, I got a couple of hoes with me and we’re on the way.'”

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Luke: “Boner, Boehner, or Jackass, I don’t care.”

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Luke: “Can you build your beef castle in one minute a day of strenuous exercise?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Does your dog hate it when you try to hug it?”

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Luke: “Don’t cheat on Beyoncé!”

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Luke: “Get. Me. Outta here.”

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Luke: “I assume so.”

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Luke: “I consider him really the prime rib of podcasting”

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Luke: “I have been embarking on a Sisyphean project today.”

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Luke: “I some… I somehow agitated the beehive”

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Luke: “I was just knee-deep in the hoopla.”

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Luke: “I went back and listened to the whole fucking record today.”

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Luke: “I’m a monster!!!”

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Luke: “Is this Pod-dog?”

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Luke: “It’s really the… the, you know, it’s the, it’s the… sort of, you know, the steam that drives the steam engine of childhood.”

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Luke: Making a buzzer sound

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Luke: “My dogs loved being hugged.”

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Luke: “No one is ever going to accuse this show of being overly scripted, or overly planned in any way.”

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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes.”

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Luke: “Not only was I looking just absolutely preposterous with a poorly behaved 65 pound yellow Lab”

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Luke: “Really? Really???!!!?”

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Luke: “Right behind me (Perro) is Pod-dog”

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Luke: “That is bananas!”

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Luke: “Well, I mean, almost dead is still slightly alive.”

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Luke: “Well, our top story today Andrew, I, once again, find myself on the wrong side of the listeners.”

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Luke: “What, what about ‘Lucifer’s Taint’, or what ever John Boehner called Ted Cruz.”

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Luke: “WTF, my friend. Why the face.”

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Luke: “Yeah. Good stuff.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ah, that’s TMI my friend. Nah, TMI BMI!”

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Clips From TBTL #2108: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Aaaaagggghhhh!”

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Andrew: “And all they had was a spoon.”

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Andrew: “And I’m totally interrupting you for this ridiculousness, this total silliness.”

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Andrew: “But, I had to really go to the bathroom, like number twosies.”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you a quick little… Oh… No. I don’t want to get off track.”

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Andrew: “Fragilé”

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Andrew: “God!”

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Andrew: “God! I would make, I would make a deal with the devil for that.”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s saying ‘to blathe'”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee!”

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Andrew: “Hoo-wee! Sorry everybody.”

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Andrew: “I love digging so much!”

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Andrew: “I mean, if anybody can ever be the first person to poop in a mall, on any given day, I seriously recommend it. I felt like a king.”

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Andrew: “I regret ninety to ninety-five percent of everything I say on this show.”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Like yeah, that sounds impressive; except, if you saw me with my shirt off, you’d be like ‘What’s the point, dude?'”

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Andrew: “Man, if you lived in Seattle, I would be there, like, yesterdoodle.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm.”

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Andrew: “My favorite brain space.”

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Andrew: Screaming

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Andrew: “Someone’s in love!”

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Andrew: “There are so many diarrhea songs.”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you have your squirrel call, which makes the show unlistenable as well. But, I… What are you talking about?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke somewhat personal questions about Carey

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to hear the Marsupial Gurgle Top Story sound again? Or, should I apologize to the listeners for that? That’s the question.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s quite a meaty intro! (Yes) Get it? (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not turtling! (Right?) I’m not turtling enough!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a, it’s a whole Pixar movie. It is a Pixar movie in the making! Exactly.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Who was the… Aaaaagggghhhh! (I don’t remember) Never mind, why do I always do that? I always say, ‘Hey Luke, what was that thing from that movie that neither of us remember?'”

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