Clips From TBTL #1857

Andrew describes how he would murder someone and get rid of the evidence

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Andrew: “Honestly, whether it’s on the show or not on the show, I’m usually just kind of staring out the window thinking about birds.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this phone sounds like; but, I’ll just sneak it up behind you and hope it’s not too weird.”

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Andrew: “I want to start saying ‘Quinoa'”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… what!?!” in response to Luke wanting to talk about Portland’s commercial real estate market

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Andrew: “No, you never want to go down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Public Radio Hype Man”

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Andrew: “The problem with successful people who are heavy drinkers”

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Andrew: “This is going to sound weird”

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Andrew: “This show, from time to time, has gone down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Way inappropoes”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “You know that? If this joke doesn’t work out, I’m dead.”

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Luke: Andrew “Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Fireball” Walsh

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Luke: “Assuming you’re going to win the Powerball; which I do, because I’m not smart”

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Luke: “But to make a boring story over”

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Luke: “Humbletown is right next to Embarrassmentville”

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Luke: “I consider myself a heavy person who’s a successful drinker”

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Luke: “Now we’re cooking with snores”

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Luke singing “Ain’t nobody wolfin’ around”

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Luke: “That’s bro on bro violence”

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Luke: “You should be called Garlic Gulch because of all of the I-talians”

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Luke: “You’re pitching, when you wolfing around the north public radio scene”

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Luke and Andrew: Killing two shows with one stone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke might be making both Live Wire! and TBTL less enjoyable to listen

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to talk about the commercial real estate market in Portland

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Luke and Andrew: Portal is not a verb

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Luke and Andrew: “Those are people calling to tell you ‘shut up!'”

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Luke and Andrew: You could love the TBTL-a-Thon dolls in a creepy way, but they are not machine washable

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Describing the phone ringing sound Andrew played while Phyllis gave a TBTL-a-Thon pledge request talk

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Phyllis: “You gotta be, ‘ha ha, you guys are so funny with your jokes'”

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Clips From TBTL #1856

In addition to the highlights from TBTL #1856, there are a lot of other clips pulled from Friday’s podcast. Friday was also Luke’s 39th birthday.

Andrew: “30 meters, I don’t know what meters are”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “And eventually, it ran away from me”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t want to do it”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, my teeth are mostly staying in my head these days”

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Andrew: “Hey Janeane”

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Andrew: “Homie wasn’t playing that”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this is going to work”

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Andrew: “I just waited it out until nature took the tooth away”

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Andrew: “I mean, maybe you don’t like it the way I do”

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Andrew: “It’s my, well… whatever”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “What?”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, this gets complicated”

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Andrew: “Ooh! This is gross”

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Andrew: “Projects the wrong thing into the universe”

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Andrew referring back to a “rogue mole” that he had

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Andrew: Snorting Laugh

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Andrew: “Sounds like a little Walshian there”

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Andrew: “This is stuff that people projected into the universe”

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Andrew: “Tie it to one of the curling cubes”

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Andrew: “You can raise kids like me who are terrified of everything and terrified of life”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about the idea of snipping off his mole, before it ran away from him

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Luke: All Luke wants for his birthday is for the listeners to tell Andrew to stop pretending to talk to Janeane Garofalo

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Luke: “Come to make the yuk-yuk”

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Luke: “Dan O’Brien, throw it!”

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Luke: “Do you know what’s pumping up my jam?”

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Luke: “Double meat double cheese, man”

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Luke: On Steve Nelson, “He’s crunching the funbers”

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Luke: “I just cracked the Subway code, brother”

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Luke: “I reckon I ain’t got no reason to kill nobody”

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Luke: “I’m not good at math, Andrew”

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Luke: Singing “I will flash a peace sign to your heart”

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Luke: Singing “Today is my birthday”

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Luke: Singing a bit of The Beatle’s “Birthday”

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Luke: “This is bananas”

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Luke: “That’s exactly what’s happening”

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Luke: “These kids aren’t wusses like you are”

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Luke: “Yeeeah, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Don’t want to be a turd in a punch bowl or a funcruncher

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing how he worked one of his baby teeth loose as a kid, with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: “Signed Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “She’s flashing a peace sign”

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Highlights from TBTL #1856

By the end of listening to TBTL episode #1856, I had marked and pulled over 50 clips from the show. Since it will take some time to process through all of those clips, I’ve decided to upload a small “best of” and highlights from the show.

Andrew: “Hey, Carvey McBadparent”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gives Luke 4 seconds to clear his throat

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Joel from Chicago: Singing “My Beard is a Face Hider” on the TBTL voice mailbox

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Luke: “Speaking of projecting the wrong thing into the universe”, with Andrew laughing

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Luke: “We see that you enjoy Luke Burbank’s birthday, you may also enjoy Dori Monson’s”

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Luke’s parents, Walter and Susie Burbank leave a Happy Birthday message for Luke

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants Andrew to imagine talking to his picture of Janeane Garofalo

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Clips From Episode #1855

Andrew: “35 years from now, when we’re still going TBTL”

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Andrew: “But you’re a bad person”

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Andrew: Deflated “Oh”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m busting your chops so much today. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I need you out”

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Andrew: “I need you to leave”

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Andrew: “I’m a shave-face right now”

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Andrew: “I’m not exactly comfortable sharing California with you”

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Andrew: Interesting Noise

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Andrew: “Jesus Criminy, there’s nothing that’s off-limits at this point”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Makes me seem like Gargamel”

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Andrew: “Maybe we should give it to that Burbank dude”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: Quiet “Wow”

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Andrew: “That’s too Walsh for Walsh”

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Andrew: Uncanny Valley for Hamburglars

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Andrew: “Yeah, he loves eggs”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it sounds like you’ve been dicking around”

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Luke: “Could’ve really had used that advice on Monday, Andrew”

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Luke describing the new Hamburglar shushing look

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Luke: “Face talker person”

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Luke: “Gots to get me that McRib”

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Luke: Hamburglar’s shushing sound

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Luke: “How dare you, everybody out there, doubt me”

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Luke: “I pulled a Walsh this morning, Andrew”

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Luke: “I thought you sounded a little less furry”

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Luke: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement”

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Luke: “Is that weird?”

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Luke: “It’s usually because it’s either late at night and I’m drunk, or early in the morning and I’m drunk”

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Luke: “Let’s get on the fun train!”

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Luke: “No, I’m the person they point the camera at”

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Luke: “Oh, I would never do that at home, you freak”

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Luke: “Take it back to the baby face”

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Luke: “…the Donovan fan wants me to update my pop culture references”

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Luke: “We like to bring the laugh riot early and the laugh riot often”

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Luke: “You can’t unsee this Hamburglar”

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Luke: “You’re going to take an ear shower”

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Luke: “You’re without beard at this point”

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Luke and Andrew: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement” with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer Andrew not talk about Luke’s number fours

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Luke and Andrew Discussing the Lyrics to the “Golden Girls” Theme Song

While Luke and Andrew was giving thanks to the TBTL “Patron Saint” of the day on TBTL #1854, Andrew went on his own thread and said, “I would say that the card is true”. This launched them into discussing the lyrics to the “Golden Girls” theme song, with Luke having a wee bit of fun with Andrew.

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Clips From TBTL #1854

Andrew: “A JavaScript thing that you can run on the back-end of your Twitter, or something like that”

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Andrew: “Beard hair in the chamber”

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Andrew: “But, listen…”

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Andrew: “Especially when I’m feeling fragil√©?”

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Andrew: “Goodbye Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”

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Andrew: “I think I had a Belly cassingle”

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Andrew: “I’ll get legit”

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Andrew: “I’m a big Belly fan”

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Andrew: “I’m sure it doesn’t make good podcast material”

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Andrew: Looking up on YouTube to see how to tie shoes the right way

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Andrew: “Mister CBS reporter”

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Andrew: “Oh my god!”

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Andrew: “Putting on my Walsh, Walsh and Doormat hat”

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Andrew: “That should not affect, at all, the podcast”

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Andrew: “The Little Red Bandwagon podcast, the podcast about our podcast”

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Andrew: “This is some kind of ‘Sons of Harpy’ shit”

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Andrew: “This was actually going to legit piss you off”

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Andrew: “Twitter Twouble”

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Andrew: “Underneath that Commie hat, I also have a Fascinator”

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Andrew: Walsh, Walsh and Doormat medical facility and lawyering practice

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Andrew: “Why can this guy not tie his shoes?”

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Andrew: “Yeah I remember that, hell yeah!”

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Andrew: “You got me”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I can’t figure out how to get rid of them. Her!?! Her!?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Catching Andrew’s disease

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Luke doesn’t know what “plausible deniability” means

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Luke: “Hey Fireball, how are you doing man?”

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Luke: “I don’t even know what you are talking about right now”

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Luke: “I only collected cassingles”

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Luke: “In a wet sponge of Sprite”

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Luke: “It’s Adam and Eve, not how you’ve been tying your shoe”

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Luke: “Let me ask my silent partner here”

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Luke: “Picking up what they are putting down”

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Luke said his tweets were on fire to annoy Carey

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Luke: Searching how to lace up some Vans shoes on YouTube is not a dignified thing for a 38 year old to do

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Luke snickering

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Luke: “That made my wife laugh… at least something does”

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Luke: “That sort of feels a little churchy to me”

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Luke: “Well, this is my dream come frigging true”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You know, I always wear those blue Vans”

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Luke: “You’re just yelling down an empty hallway here”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is enjoying Luke’s description of his incredible thighs a bit too much

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Luke and Andrew: “To me, this is the perfect gift and the perfect crime”

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